Me: Hello! And welcome back to Interview the Characters with your host, Manni L Andy!
Steve: Do you really have to announce your whole name like that?
Me: …No. Fine, how about just Manni? Okay?
Steve: Alright.
Thor: These questions! Where are they?
Me: Well…Nobody's asking, so we'll have to improvise. Besides, it's only been a few hours! It's not like the people have questions on their mind at this very moment.
Tony: *mumbles* They should of at least had questions about me.
Me: *rolls eyes* Anyway, I'm just going to ask a question. Or a few.
Banner: Hey guys.
Tony: Science Buddy! *attack hug*
Banner: Nice to see you too, Tony. Manni, why am I here?
Me: Because question time's about to begin.
Banner: And you need me for…
Me: Because you are part of the Avengers, you have a right to be here. Besides, you're my favorite Marvel character.
Banner: What's Marvel?
Me: Moving on! Child, if you can remember, what were your first thoughts when Steve found you in the Storage compartment on the heli-carrier?
Child: I… wow, um, "Holy crap, who is this guy that's kneeling over me?"
Steve: *blushes*
Loki: *chuckles*
Steve: What's so funny?
Loki: Kneel.
Everyone: Oh wow.
Me: Loki, was that necessary?
Loki: *evil grin*
Me: I'm sorry that was kind of funny.
Tony: Me next!
Me: Okay… Tony, why are you so cocky?
Tony: Because I got a big-
Natasha, me, and Child: SHUT UP!
Tony: Wow, touchy touchy. *winks at Natasha*
Me: You cocky little-
Tony: You would know now, wouldn't you? *winks*
Everyone stares at me.
Me: …I can explain later. Next, Banner.
Thor: No! As king, I demand to be next!
Banner: I don't care.
Me: Alright, Thor. How did you know Child had the "attached spell?"
Thor: It was the only spell that involved mind reaction without physical touch. Unless Child and Loki had a previous…
Child and Loki: No! *they both stare at eachother*
Me: Okay! To save the second awkward moment in this interview, we have a few questions from GUEST!
Tony: Is it for me?
Thor: Or me?
Me: Neither! Sit down! *they sit* alright. The questions!
This is for Loki:
Why are you such an ass? LET CHILD AND STEVE BE TOGETHER YOU JERKFACE.
This is for Steve:
Why don't you shoot him or something? I mean HE'S RIGHT THERE. In fact- here's a gun. *hands Steve a gun* Shoot him now.
Me: …okay. Loki?
Loki: *Ignores jerkface comment* Because I deserve Amara. She does not need to be with a boy who has just come from a slab of ice and frozen for years on end. And besides *gives Steve a once over* he's too small.
Me: what do you mean, too small?
Loki: *wink*
Steve: You BASTARD! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN-
Me: CALM BOYS! *silence* Now the next one's for you Steve. Go ahead.
Steve: Well, I would shoot him, but, you know, being a god and all. *shoots gun at Loki*
Loki: *puts his hand up, bullet stops*
Steve: You see what I mean? But thanks for the gun.
Me: We need to do some therapy between you two. Well, that's the only question so far, so I'm just going to end it here.
Tony: No more questions for me? At all? *looks at you (yes, you) with a puppy face*
Me: Dude, relax. There's still more time for questions. And that wraps it up today for Interview the character!
Steve: Have you been stalking me?
Loki: Just waiting for the right moment…
Steve: That's it! *attacks Loki*
*All out wrestling in progress*
Me: Alright you guys, cut it out. *they roll over, Steve punches Loki in the face, Loki breaks Steve's nose, I see blood* OKAY YOU TWO, BREAK IT UP!