Me: WELCOME BACK TO INTERVIEW THE CHARACTERS! Unfortunately, Steve and Loki had a little brawl in the middle of the floor, so I had to tie them up. Sorry guys!

Steve: He stalks me!

Loki: *rolls eyes* You like it.

Me: Both of you! Mouths shut! God!

Loki: Yes?

Child: Shut up.

Loki: *silence*

Tony: Question, why are people only putting this on their Story Alerts and not asking me any questions?

Me: It's not just you. They're not asking any questions. I don't know. *Looks at you (yes you)* Why is that?

*Everyone stares at you eerily*

Me: Well, we do have a question. A few actually from… GUEST? Is this the same one as before? Because WE ARE NOT SHOOTING LOKI AGAIN!

Tony: Why? That was exhilarating.

Me: Because we need him for further questions.

Loki: Exhilarating says the man of iron. *wink*

Tony: *winks back*

Me: *O_O* Is there something going on between you two?

Tony and Loki: Maybe…

Me: *Rolls eyes* To the question!

For Thor: Do you have any idea what Thorki is? (Tell him if he doesn't know. He's going to freak. And it will be hilarious.)
For Loki: Ever heard of FrostIron? (Again. Tell him. XD)
For Banner: Do you have any idea why a million Mary Sues keep coming your way? Aren't they scared of the other guy? (I am sick of OC/Banner stories! Sick of them!)
-AaylaKit the Helpful Anonymous Reviewer

Me: Thor?

Thor: It just sounds like my name and my brothers melting together into one word.

Loki: Why can't my name be first? Thor, of course, seems to get all the attention.

Me: Because Loor sounds weird. Anyway, Thor. It's the meaning of the word. Do you know what it means?

Thor: No. What does this mean?

Me: *whispers definition*

Thor: *O_O* I-I-I COULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING WITH MY BROTHER!

Me: *thinks about it* Well, since he technically isn't your brother, it wouldn't be incest.

Thor: It does not MATTER! THAT IS- THAT IS- OUTRAGE!

Me: Calm down. Don't knock down people's fantasies.

Thor: Mortals fantasize about such things? You Midgardians scare me…

Me: Thanks! And Loki. Your answer for your question?

Loki: FrostIron…I have an idea about the meaning of such a word. And frankly *looks Tony up and down* I don't mind at all.

Tony: Ooo, Rawr.

Me: Easy, Tiger. And Banner! You have a question! Hooray for you!

Banner: Yay.

Me: Your answer?

Banner: Umm… I feel uncomfortable…

Me: It's okay.

Banner: Umm… I really have no idea why. Maybe they have a kinky side to them that makes them want roughness or something?

Hawkeye: It's funny how the first thing that you think of is sex.

Banner: Well, why else would they be making the Mary Sues?

Everyone: *thinks real hard*

Me: He has a point. And to AaylaKit, if you're sick of the OC/Banner stories, you should probably make sure NOT to run into those types of stories. And, in my opinion, Mary sues sound kind of annoying. I haven't read one yet, but they'd probably get on my nerves.

Natasha: Yeah.

Me: … You just wanted to be in this chapter, didn't you?

Natasha: Yes.

Me: Alright. Steve, Loki. We need a therapy session between you two. Now!

Steve and Loki: NO!

Tony: Hey, shouldn't you be working on the next chapter of that story you're writing?

Me: Ummm…yes, but I'm procrastinating. What's new?

Tony: Well, go work on it! But for now… *grabs Loki* AWAY! *Runs out of room*

Hawkeye: Someone go get them before one of them gets Prego.

Me: …Don't scare me like that.