Me: Did we get Tony and Loki back?
Hawkeye: *drags Tony and Loki in* Yep.
Me: Okay, good, there are more questions.
Tony: All you care about is your stupid questions.
Me: That's not true! I care about everything! Except some spiders.
Natasha: Hey!
Me: Hahahah, just realized the pun. Okay people, back on subject. Questions! These next few are from… another GUEST. Okay, here it is:
... THERE ARE TWO GUESTS! HOLY CRUD. I'm the first one...
Anyway this question is for Clint and Natasha:
Have you ever been, or ever considered being a couple? Cuz you guys would make a killer couple! :D
For Loki:
If you were stuck on an island for twenty years, with no hope of rescue, what three things would you take with you?
For Bruce:
Are you single?
For Tony:
... I actually don't have a question for you I just wanted to include you.
For Steve:
Your welcome for the gun :). Here's a bazooka. Try that
Me: Oh hey! The violent GUEST! Welcome back!
Steve: I have no idea how to use this…bazooka?
Tony: I'll teach you later.
Me: Okay. Loki?
Loki: It would be impossible to contain me on an island for that exceedingly large amount of time!
Me: IF Loki. Key word in this.
Loki: I would bring my book of spells, my helmet-
Me: *splutters out laughter* I am so SORRY! Continue.
Loki: What's so funny?
Me: Your horny helmet. Bwahahahaha!
*Tony, chuckles, everyone else groans*
Me: So sorry, immaturity. What would be the third thing?
Loki: Well, I would be forced to bring Amara. After all, we have to be close together. *evil grin*
Me: Steve, put the gun down.
*Steve puts the gun down*
Me: GUEST, you are going to cause a death. *laughs a little* Clint and Natasha?
Natasha: That would be…
Hawkeye: …kind of awkward. *they eye each other*
Me: Well, think about it. For the fan base. Bruce?
Banner: I-
Me: He's mine.
Banner: *chuckles* you're too young.
Me: …yeah I know.
Banner: Yes, I'm single.
Tony: OMG I WAS INCLUDED I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THIS IS MY SPOTLIGHT!
Me: Okay….next comes from Erkanna Gamble.
Thor: Exquisite name, I might say.
Me: I know, I like it too. Anyway here it is:
Hawkeye and Natasha - Do you two know what Clintasha is? :D
2. Get Tony to poke Bruce with sharp objects! :D
3. To Steve - Do you know what Stony is? :D
4. To Thor - *waves a box of poptarts in front of Thor's face*
5. To Loki - Why are you evil? :P
Natasha: What is with people and putting us together?
Me: You guys just seem… right for each other. Think about it!
*Hawkeye and Natasha eye each other once more*
Tony: Why would I want to do that? So I can get slapped around like rag doll? No offence, Loki.
Loki: *Evil scowl*
Bruce: *backs away* ummm…
Me: Sorry Erkanna, no pointy objects. Things could get messy. Steve!
Steve: Is that the thing like Thorki?
Me… Pretty much.
Steve: Me and Tony?
Tony: FrostIron ALL THE WAY!
Me: Sorry Steve.
Steve: I'm not even sure what I should be saying right now.
Me: Don't worry about it.
Thor: Pop tarts? *eats them all* anything else?
Me: …and he's still hungry. Loki? The evilness?
Loki: Why are you mortal?
Me: A straight answer, please.
Loki: I was born evil. Frost giant blood. It just didn't appear until father told me the truth. And even then, all I wanted to do was please him. Equals… *voice trails off*
Me: *pats his hand* calm down.
*awkward silence*
Me: I think there's a few more questions…ah! There's one for Tony!
Tony: I FEEL SO POPULAR!
Me: From Joygirl626:
Tony: What is it like to have a giant piece of metal in the middle of your chest?
Tony: ... well, straight forward, are we?
Me: No different from yourself.
Tony: Well, it's heavy. And…it glows. Pretty much it.
Me: …thanks Joy.
Tony: You didn't finish your new chapter!
Me: Yes I did!
Tony: Well…whatever.
Loki: Where am I in the story? I sound like a wimpy mortal.
Me: You'll get there.
Loki: WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
*everyone looks*
Me: What are you- *turns around* and they're gone.
Natasha: I never knew tony was like that.
Me: Me neither.
Thor: Please, I demand sustenance! MORE FOOD!