Tony: Welcome back to Interview the Characters!
Me: That's my job!
Tony: *sticks his tongue out*
Me: Okay, we've got a lot of questions to answer so let's get right to it. From another GUEST:
Hey! Just a couple of Questions. Tony:Why! Why do you pick on Steve. He didn't do anything to you? Pick on someone else like Loki. Bruce: This isn't a question but,YOU ARE TOTALLY AWESOME. Steve: I'm thinking of joining the USMC when I get older but my parents are afraid I might get killed,what do you think I should do? Everyone including Loki: Who are youre love interest even if it's a secret? Loki: Why do you attack earth? Find a different planet to take over. Thor: Why do you love POP TARTS so much? Clint: How well is youre archery? Can you PLEASE teach me how to do archery? Natasha: How do you feel about being paired up with Loki? Please teach how to use a gun. That's all. Peace. Long Live The AVENGERS .
Me: Okay! Tony?
Tony: Well, picking on pretty boy is fun. Including when he tries to make threats. It amuses me in the oddest way.
Steve: You little-
Tony: See?
Me: Let's not start another fight. Bruce?
Banner: oh! Uh, thank you. But I think you're talking about the other guy…
Me: Don't put yourself down. Steve?
Steve: Do what you think is right. If your parents are worried, that's a good thing. I recommend not getting killed. But do what you think is best.
Me: Wow, nice answer.
Everyone: Agreed.
Steve: Thanks.
Me: Okay, LOVE INTERESTS!
Tony: *eyes Loki*
Thor: Jane Foster, she is the woman of my life.
*Hawkeye and Natasha eye each other*
Loki: ….no comment. *glances at Child*
Child: *squirms uneasily*
Steve: *blushes at Child's reaction*
Bruce: *looks hard at the ground, thinking*
Me: …well, more silence than answers. Loki?
Loki: Why take over a different planet when this one has mortals who bow at the mere site of glory?
Me and Child: HEY!
Loki: It's true.
Me: Well I don't know what humans YOU'RE thinking of… oh, wait, your fandom. THOSE people maybe…
Loki: I have a FANDOM?
Me: The girls like the evil, seductive, menacing god you are I guess. Then some just like the actor that portrayed you.
Loki: Who?
Me: This guy named Tom Hiddleston. I like him. He seems nice.
Loki: You must show me this man at ONCE.
Me: Someone get him a mirror while I continue. Thor.
Thor: It is not just the tart of pops; it is mostly all Midgardian food!
Me: Like pancakes?
Thor: You have pancakes?
Me: Next chapter. Hawkeye, you're up.
Hawkeye: I would say I'm the best out there. Can I teach you? …If you can find me.
Me: Natasha?
Natasha: …Eh.
Me: Well what's that suppose to mean?
Natasha: I'm still thinking about Clint, now I have to think about Loki…
Me: Alright. Next GUEST.
For Natasha-How do you fee
l about being paired up with Tony No-Good Stark? For Clint - How do you feel about Natasha? Punch Tony AND Loki in the face, please,You to Natasha. And Clint I DOUBLE DARE you to kiss Natasha. For Tony-STOP picking on everyone EXCEPT Loki. A. It's not nice. B.I will ask Clint and Natasha to beat the crap out of you. For Steve- What do you do when you're not saving the world? Try this Nuclear missile on Loki.(GRUNTS, Gives Steve the missile.) You're my favorite Avenger. For Loki-How do you feel about being paired with Natasha and Tony? For Bruce-What do you Think about Stark? For Thor-What do you think about this joke? «I've been carring this hammer around all day and now my arms are completly Thor.» Get it? Thor,Sore. For Nick-Do you enjoy the Imperial March? I LOVE YOU ALL! I Love Stark only 12%. I Youre Frienemy,kay Loki.
Natasha: No pairing with Stark.
Tony: Awww, why not? *does a weird dance* you can't resist me.
Natasha: Yes I can.
Tony: *Ego deflates*
Me: Wow. Anyway…Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Can I really do all that?
Me: …I wonder how most of these GUEST's are so violent. *sigh* I know I'm going to regret this. Go ahead.
Hawkeye: Well, I like Natasha, but I think us being in a relationship would be complicated. As for hitting people…*He hesitates, then punches Loki and Tony in the face*
Me: Nice.
Hawkeye: Tony deserved it.
Tony: *Ego deflates even more*
Me: Okay no more picking on Tony. Any more damage and we'll be picking up pieces off the ground. Speaking of Tony…
Tony: I CALLED HIM RAG DOLL! Isn't that enough for the reindeer? Oops.
Loki: *scowl*
Steve: Thank you. I appreciate it, miss. And when I'm not saving the world… well, Tony's teaching me the internet, and, well, punching the bag at the gym I guess. That helps me think. And, again, I have no idea how to work a nuclear missile.
Me: Can we leave Loki alone for ONE FREAKING CHAPTER?
Steve: *cough*No*cough*
Me: Loki, your turn.
Loki: I don't do threesomes.
Me: *laughs* I'm amazed at how you know that word.
Banner: I think Tony is a very good man. He was the only person to whom I felt actually accepted me on the Avengers team.
Tony: *Ego inflates dramatically* Hah! Take that bitches!
Me: Language, dude.
Tony: Sorry.
Thor: THAT JOKE IS WORTH MILLIONS OF EARTH PAPER!
Me: And next one's for… Holy crap, I forgot all about Fury!
*Everyone turns their head toward Nick*
Fury: This has nothing to do with me.
Me: Well, you're here, so it does. So how do you feel about the Imperial March?
Fury: I feel it is good background music for bad-asses like me and Darth Vader.
*Everyone's eyes widen*
Tony: You didn't correct him!
Me: How do you correct Nick Fury? It's Nick freaking Fury! You don't mess with the guy!
Fury: Thank you, Manni.
Me: No problem, sir!
Tony: Why I only get 12% love?
Me: Because reasons. NEXT PERSON!
For Loki: Can I hug you? Sorry, I had to include that. ;). Do you like pop tarts too? Watch Star Wars.
For Thor: Watch Star Wars as well. Use Mjolnir as a can opener. How do you feel about Lokane? (Loki and Jane Foster?)
Natasha: (can I ask her a question?) How do you feel about Lokitasha?
-Ayy Kaim of Asgard, who is burdened with glorious purpose, sister to AaylaKit.
Loki: Don't touch me. I despise mortals.
Child: And there goes the mood swings. And these pop tars sound disgusting. And I have already seen many wars within the stars. I do not need to see any more.
Loki: I HAVE NO MOOD SWINGS!
*silence*
Me: Exactly. On another note, we have sisters commenting! That's awesome.
Thor: I have tried opening the vile earth cans with Mjolnir. It ended badly.
Me: He broke a chunk of my counter top.
Thor: Apologies.
Me: *waves it off* whatever, it was an accident.
Thor: War of the Stars… what is it?
Me: I'll explain later. And Lokane?
Thor: Is that the name mashing again?
Me: Si!
Thor: *confused look*
Me: Err, yes.
Thor: Jane is my woman. I doubt she will be swooned by my brother, despite his nasty spells.
Child: *again shifts uncomfortably*
Me: Natasha!
Natasha: Still thinking about it…
Me: Okay then. One more sound good to you guys?
*murmur of agreement*
Me: Okay!
Hey, it's me, the non violent Guest! My sister has discovered this story, so expect a few more questions.
Thor: I know, Thorki scares me too. Anyway, question. Hypothetically, if I held a box of poptarts a foot from your face, then ran and hid, what are the chances that I would be smashed by Mjolnir? Not that I would, of course... *dangles poptarts and runs*
Loki: What would you do if a thousand screaming fangirls ran up to you?
Banner: Can you apologize for the other guy smashing Loki into the ground hard enough to dent concrete? Please? :(
It's sort of obvious that those three are my favorites, huh? Sorry about that...well...here's one for Tony.
Tony: You were kidding about the FrostIron thing, right? RIGHT?
-AaylaKit
Thor: It is not just the tart of pops! It Is all Midgardian food!
Me: Huh, so nothing will happen?
Thor; I shall not play such childish games. *resists urge to run after, stomach growls*
Loki; Make them kneel in subjection.
*Everyone groans*
Banner: I can't apologize for things that I haven't done. It isn't right.
Tony: You'll just never know… *evil grin*
Me: Thanks AaylaKit! Well, it's almost 11:30pm where I am, so everyone needs to get some sleep. Especially Loki.
Loki: *jerks awake* huh?
Me: Yeah, let's go.
Tony: But there are more questions!
Me: I'll answer them tomorrow! Now, to bed with you all! Except for you, sir. You can go to bed whenever.
Fury: *distasteful frown* I am aware of that…