Me: Morning peoples!
Tony: *rubs eye* You wake up too early.
Me: You just drag butt. DUDE! We got a lot of questions while we were sleeping. I feel like I need a secretary or something…
Child: And you're going to pay them…how?
Me: …volunteer work?
To Steve:
You don't know how to work a bazooka? FINE. I ordered a tank for you online. It's a badonkadonk (aka The Donk). Expect it to arrive very soon.
To Loki:
You cannot bring Child to the island with you. Choose something else. And seriously? YOUR HELMET?
To Clintasha:
I will be referring to you as this now. YOU HAVE CHEMISTRY. JUST MAKEOUT ALREADY. seriously. Consider it.
To Bruce:
Really? You're single? What ever happened to Betty?
To Tony:
Can you paint your next suit bright purple? Like a disgusting purple? I mean, it would be easier to get the upper hand in battle if you're rivals puke at the sight of you, dontcha think?
To Thor:
LOKI'D
The Violent Guest
Me: Well, it seems I have given people nick names. I LIKE it! Steve?
Steve: I appreciate all the weapons, but… I don't think I'll need them.
Child: I have a package for you, Steve. I had to sign for it and everything!
Steve: Uhm… I'll get it later.
Me: Loki?
Loki: Yes, of course my helmet, and if I don't bring Child with me, I might die. Do you want me to die?
Me: DON'T ANSWER THAT, VIOLENT GUEST!
Loki: Well, why not?
Me: I have a feeling that the answer's going to be in the positive. Clint…asha?
Hawkeye and Natasha: Huh?
Me: That's the way this person wants to refer you two. And…they want you to make out.
*silence*
Me: …anyway. Banner?
Banner: What happened with Betty? Uh… it's complicated. I haven't seen her ever since I went to India…and then Natasha came and got me, so I haven't seen her since. I seriously don't know if I'm single or not.
Me: *wraps an arm around his shoulders* let's move on.
Tony: My turn, my turn, MY TURN!
Me: Answer already!
Tony: Bright purple? Uh, no. I find that insulting. That's the Hulk's color. No offence, Bruce.
Banner: None taken.
Thor: What is this LOKI'D?
Me: Um… Mr. Hiddleston did that. It just means you got tricked by Loki.
Loki: I must meet this Hiddleston fellow.
Me: You and a thousand other girls. Thanks Violent Guest! Next! From marvelgirl1995
Heyyy,
1) Banner: I love you Brucie babes! Not really a question but thought you should know ;)
2) Loki: Why can't you, oh I don't know, MAN THE HELL UP! not the earths fault you have daddy issues babe :)
3) Tony: Have you ever heard of Robert Downey Jr ? Swear to god your like the same person :P
4) Everyone: If you could swap places with someone else on the team who would it be?
5) Thor: Can you ask Jane if Darcy got her Ipod back?... I'm Just curious
6) Steve: If you could would you go back and like not get frozen in ice ?
7) Banner: What's the best thing about being the Hulk?
8) Manni: Why are you so awsome ?
9) Loki: WHY COULSON WHY !
10) Everyone: Seriously what does it look like under Furys eye patch, Is it all gross or does his eye work he just likes pirates ?
11) Banner: Marry me? Or just like a date or something? I'll take you to a science museum :D
(Sorry about all the questions :D thankss much love 333)
Me: Omg I got a question I feel so loved! And she thinks I'm awesome! Wow, that means so much..
Tony: Get on with me!
Me: Let me have my moment!...alright. Banner got a compliment!
Banner: Thank you. It's good to feel loved.
Me: Awesome. Loki?
Loki: I think mortal needs to remember their place. I am a thousand times manly than any other man on this planet. And it's not my fault your mom's a whore.
Everyone: O_O
Me: Let's not start another fight. Loki, I will put tape over your mouth.
Loki: *scowls* Try me, mortal.
Me: Be right back people!
*10 minutes later*
Me: And we're back! Thanks for helping, Steve.
Steve: My pleasure.
Loki: Mmmflrggablah!
Me: Told you I would do it. Tony, your turn.
Tony: I don't think I have, who is this man?
Me: Mr. Downy is to you as Mr. Hiddleston is to Loki.
Tony: Huh. I wanna meet this guy.
Me: *sighs* that would be catastrophic. Next one's for everyone!
Natasha: Hawkeye.
Me and Hawkeye: Why?
Natasha: Shooting arrows is cool.
Me: Agreed. I'd probably would want to be… hah, probably you, Natasha.
Natasha: Why?
Me: You kick ass.
Tony: Language! Hah!
Me: I was just emphasizing a point.
Tony: I like me. I would want to be me. Oh wait, already am! Living THE DREAM!
Me: We should have all known that. Steve?
Steve: I probably would want to be Clint, too. Arrows are cool.
Me: Yes, yes they are. Banner?
Banner: Steve. Because he has strength, but at least he can control it.
*silence*
Tony: Deep, man.
Banner: Sorry.
Me: Don't be. It's the truth. Child? She did say everyone.
Child: Tony.
Everyone accept Tony: WHY?
Child: He can fly. That's pretty much it.
Tony: *hugs Child* YAY!
Me: Fury?
Fury: *no comment*
Me: …okay. Thor!
Thor. What is an iPod?
Me: You listen to music on it.
Thor: Ah! Oh, well, I do not know. I have not been in contact with them in a long time… *fades off*
Me: You'll see them again. Promise.
Thor: *Nods*
Me: Steve.
Steve: Well, I like the people here at this, err, time. Although, I'd give at least one more day…
Me: Marvelgirl! You're making people depressed about their missed loved ones! Next question! Banner?
Banner: There is no best thing. It's like being consumed by something not you, and you have no control over it.
Tony: *pats his back*
Me: I'm sorry, Banner. Loki?
Loki: MMFBLRKRDNMM!
Me: Oh, right, the tape. *rip*
Loki: I have no idea who or what a Coulson is!
Me: We'll talk to you about it. *wipes a tear* Fury's eye patch?
*Everyone stares at Fury.*
Fury: No.
Everyone: Aww, come on! We haven't seen it!
Fury: No.
Me: Sadness. Banner? Last question.
Banner: I don't think it would work…but thank you for the offer.
Me: Next Person! Torilovesu:
For Steve: if you were paid $2,000 to one of the following which would you do? A) become friends with Tony or Loki or B) hang out with me and friends to get coffee
For Thor: if you could date anyone on Asgard who you choose?
For Tony: why are you do mean to Steve?
Me: Steve?
Steve: The second one. I like meeting new people.
Me: Cool. Thor?
Thor: No one shall catch my eye other than Jane. But if I had to choose, I would go on a… date? With Sif, perhaps. She is a reasonable woman.
Me: Tony?
Tony: Because it's fun!
Steve: *sighs*
Me: Let's not start that again. One more by….hey! Arnoldloveshelga7! They've read my other stories! Hi! What's up?
For loki: Are you a virgin...honestly are you even want to have sex at all? and if so with who? Woman wise not men :)
Loki: Why would mortals want to know these things?
Me: Pure curiosity.
Loki: No comment.
Me: Just take it as a yes. Eh, one more?
Everyone except Loki and Fury: Sure.
Loki: Can I leave now?
Me: I'm probably only going to do maybe 2 more chapters after this, after that, you may leave.
Loki: Fine. *pouts*
Loki: Ill Kneel for you... and other things :)
Thor: Have you ever been to a buffet i think you will love it!
Tony: you better stay away from loki
Steve: your awesome!
Natasha: Just admit it you no you want clint
Clint: just make a move already!
Banner: Hulk smash that ass just had to say that haha
Me: O_O. Loki, I think I see someone who might want yourv-card.
Loki: A mortal? Hah! Don't make me laugh.
Me: Just did.
Loki: *growl*
Me: *wink*
Loki: O_O
Me: Thor?
Thor: Asgardian buffets are wonderful! Midgard buffet? I shall try it.
Tony: Stay away from Loki? Whhyyyyyy?
Me: I thought we already talked about this, Tony.
Tony: I know, I just wasn't listening.
Me: *ignores* Steve?
Steve: Thanks. I seem to have a lot of fans here.
Me: Seems like it.
Natasha: What is it and people wanting us together?
Hawkeye: Not sure.
Me: Again, you guys are cute. Leave it at that.
Hawkeye: Make a move? Really?
Me: This just needs to happen, okay?
Banner: Smash that…what?
Me: *laughs* oh god I can't believe that just happened. Wow. Hahahaha!
Banner: *blushes* not sure how to react.
Me: Don't worry about it.
Tony: One more?
Me: No, I gotta go. Today's pretty busy. So I'ma let you guys have a free day.
Everyone except Fury: Yay!
Fury: I'm just wondering. How old are you?
Me: why?
Fury: You're ordering grown men and a woman around.
Me: My imagination, my rules. *sticks tongue out*