Me: Hey people, how was the day off?
Tony: Thor ate all the pancakes at breakfast.
Steve: Loki turned my drink into snakes.
Thor: I was hungry.
Loki: *smiles inwardly*
Me: Let's not get crazy, you can eat later. Look! I made chips!
Child: These aren't chips…
Me: Well, that's what they call them in England….okay, they're fries. Better?
Hey,Hey,Hey,It is me The Anti-Loki Weapons Supplier(ALWS). Call me the Other violent guest. i am guessing that everybody is hungry so I brought breakfast. I did not know what everybody wanted so I just got 6 Dozen donuts of every kind. For Steve-Did you use the grenade yet? If not here is this GAU-8 Avenger Gatling cannon,also expect a tank destroyer to arrive soon. For Tony-Can you teach Steve how to operate the weapon if he doesn't how? If you do agree I will increase my love for you by 10%. For Thor-If all-of-a-suddenly Loki became very sick what would you do? (I am not supplying medical supplies just to save Loki.) For Bruce-How does it feel to be the Hulk? For Clint-What was it like to be under Loki's control? For Natasha-Not a Question but- I love you! *Gives Natasha a bear hug*. For everyone including Jane,Nick,Maria Hill, and Coulson-What is your favorite food and color? See ya. Oh wait. I forgot someone. For Manni-Great job and please keep Loki in place. Toddles.
Me: See? Donuts! You're all fine. And sorry to disappoint you, ALWS, but Jane, Maria and…Coulson aren't here. Besides, Coulson is…
*Moment of silence*
Me: Well, on with the questions, then. Steve?
Steve: I haven't yet. I don't mean any disrespect, but can you stop sending me weapons? They're making me uncomfortable.
Tony: You can keep sending me weapons! I need new supplies to add to my suit.
Me: Tony, answer your question.
Tony: I guess I could teach the old dog some new tricks. That is, if his back doesn't break.
Steve: *Muses in his chair*
Thor: If my brother did become sick, I would-
Loki: It wouldn't matter. I have remedies and potions to make myself well. As for Thor, he would need to do nothing. I could do it myself.
Thor: ….
Me: That was Thor's question.
Loki: Did it matter?
Me: Yes, yes it did. Banner?
Banner: I would like it if nobody asked me that question. In fact, I think I already answered it before…
Me: I think you did. ALWS, you might want to look in other chapters to see his answer. I don't think he wants to explain it anymore.
Banner: Thank you.
Me: *nods* Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: *glances at Loki* no comment.
Me: That bad?
Hawkeye: *nods*
Me: Okay. Natasha.
Natasha: Oh, wow, well, thank you… I love you…too?
Me: *raises an eyebrow* It's a question?
Natasha: I guess so.
Me: Thanks for the compliment! And…*looks at Loki* I'll try.
Loki: If you think you could handle even ME, mortal…
Me: *grabs duct tape* you were saying?
Loki: *silence*
Me: Next.
From the Other violent guest-For everyone-Just in case you forget I am a boy. I think the violent guest is a girl.
Me: Oh my god, dude, I am so sorry. I'm surprised that boys are reading this, I'll tell you that much.
Steve: Why would you think that?
Me: I have no idea.
Hey Steve. Emperor chao of world said you are nothing. But I Think you are Awesome. From Yours and Natashas BIGGEST fan. The Anti-Loki Weapons Supplier Guy. Please stop By my house next time you are in New Mexico. For Manni-Hey,Big fan of your work. Please add a lot more chapters and make them long cuz their are a ton of questions
Steve: Thank you. And I guess I'll see you in New Mexico.
Natasha: Do I have a fandom, too?
Me: Yes. And thank you for the comp. I KNOW! I didn't know this would become so huge. Which reminds me: Please, people, shorten the reviews. I'm begging you.
Loki: Would you get on your knees and beg?
Me: Stop. Just stop.
Hey Violent Guest! You want my nuke? No purchase Needed. All of my items are free
Me: Okay, ALWS and the Violent GUEST. We need keep you two apart. You'll probably destroy the world if you two joined teams. Now, from Miss Billy Pratt:
QUESTION #1: wHY DO ASGUARDIANS HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL HAIR? Oh, sorry, I was on Caps Lock.
And don't tell me, "Oh, it's shampoo," because Odin has it, too!
Thor: Easy! I was born with it.
Me: And maybe its Maybeline.
Everyone: What?
Me: Never mind.
For Steve: Will you marry me? [Uh...that should prob be anonymous]
For Loki: Dude, are you seriously into Tony? No offense to Tony, but that's just wrong.
For Thor: Your opinion on Nyan Cat?
For Natasha: YOU FREAKING ROCK! And your opinions on the Clintasha-Natasha's-pregnant?
For Clint: My best friend thinks you are more godly than Thor. Just saying.
For Tony: WHAT HAPPENED TO FREAKING PEPPER?
For Steve again: If you kicked Loki in the head, what would happen?
For Steve AGAIN: You are amazing.
For Bruce: Is it physically possible to make a plasma cloud in a microwave?
To ALL: YOU ROCK!
Steve: No, but I thank you for the offer. But, it's too dangerous. I don't want to see anyone get hurt, including someone that I've never met.
Banner: *pats his back*
Me: Loki?
Loki: You just never know… I have a thing for red and gold. *wink*
Me: And the bro-mance begins. And what about Pepper?
Tony: ….don't tell her.
Me: Oh, now it's a love triangle.
Tony: Shut up.
Me: Thor? And yes I went out of order. Sorry!
Thor: It is an odd way to expose my glory, but a good one, nonetheless. It is very amusing…and annoying.
Natasha: I'm PREGNANT?
Hawkeye: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Child: You better name it after me.
Me: Not the time.
Hawkeye: So that means I'm the father?
Natasha: I CAN'T BE PREGNANT!
Me: Guys! Natasha's not pregnant! Calm down!
Natasha: Oh, okay, good.
Me: You're question's next, Hawk.
Hawkeye: Thanks. Oh my god I was almost a father.
Me: Is that a good or bad thing?
Hawkeye: ….I don't know.
Thor: It would have been a scrawny child.
Me: Okay, no more talk of Natasha's pregnancy scare. We've got two more reviews, let's do this. From emperor chao of world:
For Tony, I will sue you for doing drug, I WILL SUE YOU FOR 100 BILLON DOLLAR!
For Steve, What do you have against Tony, he is a billionaire and you just a war veteran, YOU'RE NOTHING!
For Bruce, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO PUNCH CLINT BECAUSE CLINT IS BEEN WORKING FOR LOKI, and I dare you to kiss Tony but if you don't I will forced them to eat a poop and listen to "I am a gummy bear" song while eating a poop
For Thor, I got something for you, It Tony's embarrassed picture, enjoy it
For Natasha, It been a rumor that either Clint or Steve is your lover, who is your lover?
For Clint, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO BE A NAKED in front of everyone, and Loki will take a picture of you but if you don't I will forced you to watch Natasha to die and tell her what you feel about her
For Loki, are you gay because I seem you love guy instead woman, maybe I have Clint to take you a date since you touch his crest but if you refuse I will murdered you when you're sleeping in Tony'
Me: …okay, it seems they got cut off.
Tony: Dude, don't take it seriously, it's a joke.
Loki: Yes, mortal. Do you really think I would even consider this mortal?
Tony: Well what's wrong with me?
Loki: You're mortal.
Tony: Thank…you?
Me: Moving on!
Tony: I don't do drugs! What the…?
Banner: I'm not punching anyone, and besides, I don't think you can force me to do anything. And I know Tony wouldn't be forced, either.
Tony: Damn straight.
Me: Oh god. Loki, don't say it!
Loki: *pauses with his mouth half open*
Me: Thor?
Thor: I do not want to see Starks picture. I see him now. Why would I need a picture?
Tony: Hey!
Natasha: This, is getting old. Please stop asking me that question. I refuse to answer anything about my relationship status.
Me: You heard her people. Loki, last question from the emperor.
Loki: He is no emperor-
Me: It's just a username, don't put your horns in a knot.
Loki: I am not..the word is gay?
Me: yes.
Loki: I am not gay. In fact, I have an interest in a particular person right now, and she is female, indeed.
Steve: Don't-
Me: if you two are going to start this again, I'm tying you up and putting duct tape over your mouths. And you won't be able to speak for one chapter!
Steve and Loki: *silence*
Me: Last review.
For Natasha-Will you marry me? For Steve- If Tony starts picking on you just call him sparky starky or spark plug to get him back. Try this M1A1 Abrams tank on Loki. For Tony-What is shwarma? For everyone-What is your favorite hobby? And please don't say killing mortals Loki! From The Anti-Loki Weapons Supplier Guy.
Me: Wow, people really hate Loki.
Tony: Well, yeah! Why wouldn't they be?
Me: I have my reasons. Anyway, Natasha?
Natasha: No comment on relationship.
Me: You said no comment on the relationship status, not relationship in general.
Natasha: No comment.
Me: Okay…Steve?
Steve: I don't think I need nicknames to get him back, but I'll take it into consideration.
Tony: Shwarma? You don't know what- oh, god, you gotta try it.
Me: Can you explain in detail?
Tony: You just gotta try it.
Me: Okay, later.
Child: Hobbies!
Loki: Killing mortals? I am insulted. I would much rather be working on my spells. My practice has gotten a bit iffy.
Me: Did Loki just say 'iffy'?
Loki: You made me say it.
Me: Yeah, I did, didn't I?
Tony: Working on my suit. I still need knew weapons!
Steve: I think we've answered this….
*Everyone thinks*
Me: I think you're right. GUEST! Check previous chapters. If not, let me know. I'll re answer this.
Loki: And we're done. Can I go now?
Me:….Let's check tomorrow for more questions. If not, we'll stop.
Loki: Finally.