Me: Okay, people, I think this is going to be our last chapter.

Loki: FINALLY!

Everyone else: Why?

Me: Because I was planning to get maybe 20 reviews or something, and now I have 86 or so. Besides, I have to work on my other stories. This is taking up all of my time!

Everyone: Aww.

Me: Okay, the last questions of the Interview the Characters. Let's get to it. And to save time, if there is any criticism in the questions, I will not answer them.

Steve: That's cheating.

Tony: But what about all my fans? You can't disappoint them!

Me: You guys do realize I have a life, right?

Everyone: You do?

Me: Wow.

Loki- I love you and am apart of your fan army. Can I marry you? WE WILL RULL OVER THE EARTH AND MAKE THEM GROVEL AT OUR FEET!
Clint natasha- I will pay you each $100 to kiss each other. Have you read the fic Dear Natasha? If you have them what do you think of it? If you haven't then will you read it and tell me what you think of it?
Tony- if Loki wont marry me then will you? If you don't get together with Loki or Steve that is. Have you watched game of thrones? If you have tell me what you think if you haven't then go and watch it and tell me what you think. Pepper is such a Tully. One of the houses have the surname Stark. Did you ever get kidnapped when you were little and your kidnappers release you without the ransom being paid cause they couldn't take you anymore?
Steve- is there a chance you and Tony will get together?
Clint- can you teach me archery and marry natasha?
MyHornyMan

Me: Okay… Loki?

Loki: I would much rather rule on my own. You mortals shall grovel at my feet, I rule with no one.

Me: Kind of harsh.

Loki: Who cares if I am kind or not? Kindness doesn't rule the world. It takes an iron fist…

Tony: Wow, the greatest pun ever.

Me: Nice, Loki.

Loki: that is not what I-

Me: Hawkeye and Natasha?

Natasha: Well…

Child: Aww, come on! Last chapter!

Natasha: I will not do it for money.

Hawkeye: You mean- *Kiss attack*

Everyone: Whoa.

Natasha: There. Everyone happy?

Me: Well, are you?

*Hawkeye and Natasha eye each other, no comment*

Tony: My turn! *reads question* ….okay, I have no idea how to answer that.

Me: We'll watch Game of Thrones later. We'll also read the fic later and get back to you. Is that okay, MyHornyMan? …..Wow that sounds weird coming from my mouth.

Tony: What did he do to your mouth? Get it? MyMornyMan…

Me: Get your mind out of the gutter!

Steve: I don't think that would happen…

Tony: It will.

Child: Well how do you know that?

Tony: Because nobody can resist this body. *does a little dance*

Me: You….just you. I can't.

Hawkeye: As for my question, I think I can teach you, if you find me. And marry Natasha?

Me: That will probably be a spoiler for later movies. Shhh!

Everyone: What movies?

Child: You still don't want to tell them?

Me: Nope.

Oh and bruciebear- you and Tony are so cute with each other! You should get Tony a green stuffed bear and Tony name him bruciebear!
Loki again- WHY COULSON! WHY! I shipped him and clint (and him and Steve) so hard!
Tony again- do you remember during the second Iron Man movie when Coulson came into your lab when you were creating a new substence to replace poliddium or something and in out of all the clutter he finds t-he t-he (sobs) Captain America shield! H-he w-w-was t-he ultimate fan boy! WHY!
Steve- WHY COULDNT YOU SIGN HIS DAMN CARDS!

Steve: I'm SORRY! I didn't have the time, and then he…

*moment of silence*

Me: *sniff* Let's stay off the subject of Coulson. Banner?

Banner: I'm not sure how to answer this on, either.

Tony: I'd like the teddy bear, though.

Me: You guys are finny.

Tony: Finny? What's finny?

Me: Finny is my version of funny, jut that the U is replaced with an I.

Tony: .. You're weird.

Me: Thanks! Loki?

Loki: For the last time, I did not know this son of Coul, so I shall not mourn over his death.

Me: …okay, now you're making me want to kill you.

Loki: Try me, mortal.

Me: Give me 5 minutes.

*10 minutes later*

Loki: Mmmmmfffffbbb!

Me: That duct tape is coming in handy. Seriously.

Steve: Agreed. But question: what's a ship?

Me: A ship? OH! A ship! *whispers definition*

Steve: I feel very uncomfortable all of a sudden.

Me: It happens.

Tony: I had a movie? Why did nobody tell me this?

*Me and Child look at each other*

Me: ….just try to remember when this happened.

Tony: I think I remember that. Yeah. That was funny actually…he was a good guy.

Me: Let's try to move on before we all start crying.

ALWS here. This is probaley the last chapter. *Starts to cry* This is probaley goodbye *Steve gives ALWS a napkin.**ALWS stops crying and blows nose.* Thanks Steve. For Everyone-Thanks for awnsering most of my questions. I got gift for you guys (and Manni and Natasha) For Steve-Here is a Amazon kindle. (It's a device you read one.) For Manni-Here is a new laptop.(That thing was expensive.) For Thor-Here is 400 boxes of Tart of Pops and a plane ticket to New Mexico so you can see Jane.(Stop by my house when you are there.) For Loki-Even thoe I hate you and want you dead,here is some helmet polisher. For Clint-Here is 9 tickets to the next Super Bowl.(Be sure to invite me,Child and Manni.) For Child-I know I haven't asked you any questions but here is a 1 Month pass to Disney World. For Bruce-Here is some new Lab equipment. For Tony-Here is a 1 year supply of suit cleaner.(Use after battles) For Natasha-Here is a Plane Ticket to Stalingrad or whatever it is called now. Thanks for answering the questions. For Thor-Can I have the Tesserect so I can build new prototype weapons. Bye Everyone. Hope you Enjoy the Show. Happy 4th of July. *Starts launching fireworks*

Me: Thanks AWLS for reading! And thanks for the gifts. How'd you know I needed a new laptop?

Steve: How do you…? *Turns Kindle upside down*

Child: I'll teach you.

Thor: What is it with Mortals and giving me these pop tarts? Is it a ritual of a sort?

Me: Only for you, Thor.

Loki: MMMMmmmmmfffbbbbbb!

Me: Loki says 'Thanks!'

Hawkeye: Thank you.

Me: You better invite me (even though I don't really watch football).

Hawkeye: You don't?

Me: I'm more of a baseball fan. But whatever.

Banner: Thank you, I need it. I accidentally crushed the older things…

Me: How'd you do that?

Banner: Well, Tony poked me and I accidentally…

Me: Say no more.

Child: Disney World? What's that?

Me: Oh! I've never been there! You better take me. Did you know Loki was a princess there?

*Everyone chuckles*

Child: Really?

Me: Yeah!

Loki: MMMMMBBBFFFFLLL!

Me: ….okay, okay, I'll stop picking on you.

Natasha: I really didn't need the ticket…but thank you.

Thor: I am sorry, but no one can handle the tesseract. It is too dangerous, especially for a mortal like you.

Me: Thanks for the fireworks! My state banned fireworks because of all the fires.

Thor: Fire?

Me: It was near the mountains, so I wasn't really affected. But they didn't want to cause any more fires, so they got banned. I had this weird dream about fireworks though. The Doctor was in it…

Child: Who?

Me: Exactly.

Child: *sits in her chair all confused.*

For Everyone-What is your favorite food and color? For Natasha-What is Budapest like? I was reading a review and saw something and I would never ever say something bad about you. Thanks for answering most of my questions. *Gives Natasha a hug and a kiss on the cheek.* For Tony-This is a wierd question but how do you go to the bathroom in the suit? Here is some Surface-To-Air missiles and some AIM-9 Sidewinder Air-To-Air Missiles. For Manni-Why keep Violent guest and I seperated? All we want to do is blow Loki up into a million pieces. And now I am supplying weapons to Tony. Please do a lot more chapters. PLEASE?

Me: Sorry, AWLS, but I had to skip the killing Loki part. No criticism. My favorite colors: purple, sea mist green, silver and black. They're all a tie for first place. And Shrimp.

Steve: Blue, and…I'm not sure about the food.

Natasha: Pink. And no food.

Everyone: O_O

Natasha: What?

Hawkeye: Purple. No favorite food.

Banner: Eh, I don't know.

Tony: Red and gold, and all food. Everyone should know this.

Me: I thought you were going to say 'shwarma'.

Tony: I should of said that.

Me: I'll keep you two separated because we don't need any more deaths here. I'm sorry, no more chapters, dude.

Ok here this goes.
Fury- how does one become as bad- *$ as you are?
Steve- have you seen any of the llamas with hats videos?
Loki- I want you to know I don't hate you, your just misunderstood. Also, have you watched LILO and Stitch? I think you would like it.
Bruce- your pretty awesome! What's your faveroite book?
To everyone else- you guys are cool. Can I have a hug?

Me: I was just thinking that! Loki, watch it.

Loki: Hmmmph.

Me: I'll put it on later.

Fury: Impossible. No one can be like me.

Steve: Llamas with…what?

Me: OMG I've seen those videos. They're pretty finny, you have no idea.

Steve: Okay…

Banner: I haven't read any lately… I've been a little busy…

Me: Hugs?

Everyone: Uhm…

Me: okay, then.

This is from Axe again. Bonus request: Thor, give loki a hug and tell him how much you love him.I have a big ass crate full of pop-tarts to give you if you do. *wheels in crate*

Thor: I do love my brother, but I do not want to hug him. He seems upset by Manni putting tape over his mouth and tying him to the chair.

Loki: MMMFFFFBBBBLL!

Me: Later! Okay, this one's from Chapter 5. Last one I'll be doing. Ready?

I am not a mortal, Loki! I am Ayy of ASGARD! Now hug me. Sorry. I have a Loki fangirl and it gets out sometimes...
Loki: How do YOU feel about Thorki? We know Thor's reaction, but not yours. Do you feel it is permmissable to hit your sibling? (If you say yes now I can whack AaylaKit and say, "Loki SAID I could!")
Aww, they're not watching Star Wars! Seriously, PICTURE Loki and Thor watching that. For ten minutes after Thor would be trying to use the Force
Natasha: Can you really speak Latin? Sum princeps. Terre!
Thor: Look at Nyan Cat.
Tony: Here's a chainsaw. Kill all the Mary Sues paired with you. Please.
-Ayy Kaim of Asgard, who is burdened with glorious purpose.

Me: Loki, can't hug you right now, he's still tied up. But he sends you a mental hug. That okay?

Loki: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHBBBBBBBB!

Thor: perhaps it is wise to remove the tape from his mouth.

Me: Yeah, that seems like a good idea. *Rip.*

Loki: HOW DARE YOU REFRAIN ME FROM SPEAKING! YOU MERE MORTAL! ISHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD AND MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! YOU ARE A DISGCRACE! I SHOULDN'T EVEN BEE HERE! NOW SET ME FREE!

*Everyone's silent*

Me:….feel better?

Loki: Why you insignificant-!

*SLAP!*

Me: Child!

Child: *Squints* shut up.

Loki: *looks up, wide eyed*

Me: I'm kind of glad this is the last chapter. Everything's going downhill.

*silence*

Me:…I think we need to stop here.

Tony: Yeah.

Banner: Yes.

Thor: Agreed.

Natasha: Yep.

Fury: Of course.

Hawkeye. Uh-huh.

Loki: *silence*

Child: *silence*

Me: ….Well, that wraps up Interview the Characters! I thank everyone for coming and hopefully we can get out of this room without killing each other. Bye!

Everyone: Bye!

Loki: WAIT!

*Everyone stares*

Loki: I have a confession.

Me: What is it?

*Loki stands and takes off his armor and a wig*

Me: Oh my god.

Child: No way.

Tom Hiddleston: LOKI'D!