Author's Note: I am the library in the kids' section typing this--'… All the adult computers were taken up, so I am stranded here…
"I can't believe I'm in prison…" Hatori thought as he sat in the police department between Ayame and Haru. All were handcuffed, as if they would try to escape. Ha, like Ayame could escape from here. He was still unconscious. Hopefully they didn't bring Black Haru out, and then there'd be trouble.
"Oh! The in-humanity…" Ayame groaned beside him. Hatori rolled his eyes and looked up as what looked like the chief walked up to him.
"You Hatori Sohma?"
"Yes, sir, why?" Hatori asked in his most innocent voice.
"Well, let's think for a moment. You just robbed a goddamn bank!" He yelled; spit flying on Hatori, who made a face. "Now, I'm going to take these two gentlemen in and talk with them, 'cause it seems you're the mastermind of all of this."
"Officer, I should warn you about my cousin spl—"
"Shut up!" Well, Hatori had tried to warn him.
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"Wake up, princess." An officer yelled at Ayame, stunned at how he could sleep like this. "He sure is unconscious a'int he?"
"He's feigning it, smartass." Haru said dryly.
"Fine, destroy my game!" Ayame opened his eyes and sat up suddenly. He grinned at Haru and the officers. "Hello, gentlemen. I am Ayame Sohma, owner of a store in downt—"
"Shut it!" The chief yelled, leading Ayame into the interrogation room. Once Ayame was seated, the chief glared at him. "So, why did you rob the bank?"
"Because it was my destiny!"
"No, another dreamer…" An officer in the back groaned. He promptly shut up as the chief glared at him.
"Why did you rob the bank?" The chief repeated quietly.
"Hatori told me to."
"Why did you rob the bank?" His voice was getting quieter.
"My destiny!"
"Why. Did. You. Rob. The. Bank?" He punctuated, going even quieter.
"Hatori told me to."
"WHY DID YOU ROB THE GODDAMN BANK!" The chief roared, leaving Ayame to stare at him. Ayame fainted. "Bring in the other one."
"So… Hatsuharu Sohma… Age, twenty-two. Has a wife named Rin, and a daughter?" An officer in the back read.
"Why did you rob the bank, Sohma?" The chief began, then his eyes narrowed as Haru remained totally silent. "Not a talker, eh?"
"You made Ayame faint."
"Why did you rob the bank, Mister Sohma?"
"Why are you questioning me?"
"WHY DID YOU DO IT!" He yelled, slamming his fist down in front of Haru. Hatsuharu stared at that fist, then a laugh bubbled up. A rather evil one.
"Because I felt like it, why the hell do you care?" Haru stood, a grin splitting his face. "I don't like you, asswipe. You made Ayame faint, even if he was just faking it. You know what, I didn't even shoot a damn clerk."
"Boys." The chief said, and the men rushed forward. The attempted to tackled Haru, but he easily outmaneuvered them and used his skills from Kazuma. He easily kicked the guards, knocking them in the head and laughing all the while. Finally, a rather large officer jumped in and tackled Haru, causing him to knock his head into the ground and fall unconsious.
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Meanwhile, Hatori heard all of this and shook his head. He tried to warn them. Black Haru was out to play.