Author's Note: This is a random humorous chapter to release the drama.

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Shigure watched as Kyo stalked away, Hatori coming to stand beside him.

"Hatori?"

"Yes, Gure?"

"Is it me, or has Kyo gained an affinity for blond haired skanks?"

"I do believe he has, Shigure."

"That he has!" Ayame came out of nowhere, somehow materializing beside Shigure.

"Oh dear!" Shigure gasped and held his heart. "Ayame, you can't do that to me! My poor heart!"

"Oh, please." Hatori rolled his eyes.

"GOD!" Yuki came storming outside, throwing his hands up in the air. "My wife drives me insane!"

"This is why none of us are married..." Hatori looked at Yuki, raising his brows. Yuki simply glared at him and sat down on the curb. "Women will drive us to drink."

"Good idea!" Shigure grinned and grabbed Hatori and Ayame, dragging the two to his car. Yuki jumped up.

"Hey! What about me?!"

"You're too youngggg!" Was Ayame's reply as Shigure sped off around the corner.

"Am not!" Yuki replied childishly. "I have kids... You don't..."

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"Bring us your finest sake!" Shigure grinned at the waitress. "And four glasses... Unless you would lik---"

"Just sake." Hatori sighed and looked at Shigure as the waitress walked away.

"You can't blame me for trying, jeeze..."

"Yes, we can." Ayame and Hatori said at once and smiled at the waitress as she came. Hatori poured them all glasses and raised his. He stared at the glass for a moment, thinking of what to toast to. He looked between his companions, the Mubachi Trio, and smiled a bit. "To old times. And to Tohru."

"To Tohru. The most lovely lady of all..." Ayame grinned and raised his glass. "And to Yuki, who is too young to drink!"

"To Tohru, the perfect housewife!" Shigure said and clacked his glass with the others so hard they all broke. "Whoops..."

"Shigure!"

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It was around midnight when the Trio got home. Piss drunk. Shigure stumbled in the door first, mumbling something about high school girls. Next came Ayame, who was jabbering about clothes, and finally Hatori, who just looked plain horrible with no words. The three walked into the living room and sat down on the couch all at the same time, almost mechanically.

"Hey, guys...?" Shigure asked.

"Yess?" Hiccuped Ayame.

"'Member high school?" Hiccup. "All dem funn times?"

"Oh, yeahh..." Ayame nodded and let his head fall backwards.

"Good times." Was all Hatori said before he was out.

"Well, he no fun." Shigure scowled before he hiccuped again.

"No," Ayame burped. "Oh, excuse me. He isn't fun at," Hiccup, "all. Gure..."

"Yeah?"

"I love ya, man!"

"Love ya tooo!"

Wow, sorry. That chapter was realllyyyy random.