The Obsessive Smashers Show!
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Super Smash Brothers which I happen to feature in this story. These Smash Brothers characters are the property of Nintendo.

Author's note: All of the characters will be covered, in essence of Know Your Smashers/rip-offs any other of those chat shows that cover a few individuals each chapter. If you tell me who to do next, most likely your character will go last, except if I like your favourite character, then you get off.

Dry note: This is dry as Gene Wilder. (cue the flames)

The Obsessive Smashers Show!

Episode Two: Mario

"Mario!" said the narrator. "Star of possibly the most interesting game in existence!"

A clip of Mario stomping on a Goomba multiple times appeared up on the screen, and stayed there for about four minutes.

"…uh… yeah… interesting… Mario as Wii…" said the narrator chuckling, "sorry, Mario as we know, is the face of Nintendo, and also appears in many commercials for Nintendo's gaming products!"

A clip of Mario promoting the Wii in Slovakia appeared on the screen.

"But what many people don't know is that Mario owns a StayPlation™, and is obsessed with its many games, including Sonic the Hedgehog!" said the narrator, appearing shocked.

In the wee hours of the morning, Mario frantically played 'Sonic The Hedgehog' on his StayPlation™, looking up every twenty seconds or so, making sure nobody would catch him playing the game.

Samus walked in. With a jump to his chest, Mario reached for the power button on the gaming console.

"I can't sleep," complained Samus, "Whatcha' doing?"

"Er…" said Mario.

Mario looked at the television screen.

"I'm… er… watching Conan," chuckled Mario nervously.

Samus, smirking, looked at Mario.

"Watching Conan with a StayPlaytion™ controller in your hands?" asked Samus.

Mario took a hammer from his belt, and crushed the controller into tiny, bitesized pieces.

"Er… what StayPlation™ controller?" asked Mario, obviously too nervous to use any rational thought.

Samus grinned slyly, and proceeded to close the door.

"Ah, now that Samus is obviously gone and will never enter the room again, this is a perfectly wonderful opportunity to play Sonic the Hedgehog!" exclaimed Mario, turning on his gaming console.

Samus walked in.

Mario gasped.

Samus noticed Sonic the Hedgehog on Mario's TV monitor.

"Hahaha! You can't escape!" laughed Samus menacingly. "I've taken a photo of you playing Sonic the Hedgehog, and there is nothing you can do! This is my ultimate blackmail, so if you don't want me to hand this to the press, pay me twenty million dollars!"

Samus laughed menacingly.

"Also, Mario has a large snake collection!" said the narrator.

A gigantic anaconda devoured Samus alive.

"That was-a a close one," laughed Mario.

The anaconda devoured Mario.

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…

"Crap, now why did I keep that as a pet in the first place?" asked Mario.

The audience chuckled.

EDN.

(of chapter)

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