Hey people! Next chapter is out and please review it! I honestly hate the new-image thing on fanction, but I can live it at least. What I cannot live with is, irresponsible and nosy administrators telling me what to write. So please go to the next chapter after reading this to join the struggle!

But in this chapter, Odd-Jobs fights Enel and lands in Skypia, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Gintama

The Odd-Jobs trio stared at the tall man in front of them, and stared some more. Finally, Enel got fed up with their silence and bored looks and spoke. "Oi? Did you not here me? I said you could pay your respects to me-"

"Look Gin-chan! A human-beetled hybrid!" Kagura exclaimed, pointing at it.

"Eh?" The moon residence asked.

"No, Kagura…it's obviously Pedoro's cousin, Stalkero." Gintoki replied.

"I thought we agreed that was Kondo-san, Gin-san." Shinpachi pointed out.

"Ah. The Gorilla is only Stalkeror 2.0; this man goes to greater heights to enhance his perversion, including trying to compensate for something missing on his lower regions. Look at the thing on his back, imitating an Indian God, obviously he has a God-complex because he can't satisfy any human." The perm samurai pointed out.

"C-Can't satisfy…any…human?" Enel twitched.

"I'm more creeped out by his earlobes Gin-chan, they're droopy and gross, and they remind me of one of those cannibalistic tribes." Kagura said.

"Kagura-chan…gross earlobes don't mean cannibalism." Shinpachi stated. "So Enel-san…could you tell us where we are?"

"…You're on Fairy Vearth, the heavenly world that lives above the clouds of the world below us; we reside in the stars-"

"Gin-chan, I can see earth from here!" Kagura cut-off the lame rant, and pointed downwards.

"Ah the earth! That means we're on the moon, good to know!" Gintoki replied. "WAIT! MOON? HOW THE HELL ARE WE ABLE TO BREATHE HERE?"

"Calm down Gin-san, we're probably in an Amanto universe where oxygen is available in outer space." Shinpachi suggested logically.

"That means life is actually possible in space! Oi Anal!" Gin patted his shoulder. "There any martians here? I'd like to meet some."

"Excuse me?" Enel twitched. "Did you just call me Anal?"

"Ah, it's your name right? You don't prefer to do it missionary obviously, but-"

"DIE!" Enel positioned his hand, and electricity fell on Gintoki. The samurai twitched as he was deep-fried.

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi crouched beside him. "Are you all right? Where'd that lightning come from?"

"Tsk, tsk…you mortals will pay fro insulting the Great Enel." Enel stood straight up, a positioned his fingers again. "As I said, I am God; any one who dares oppose me, will suffer the consequences"

"Gin-chan! Wake up; I found something interesting." Kagura said, kicking the samurai's stomach a bunch.

"Kagura-chan! You're making it worse!" Shinpachi yelled. "You told you to obliterate his ribs?"

"Sadist told me that if they vomit from being kicked in the stomach, then they're alive." She replied nonchalantly.

"You spend too much time together!" Megane yelled.

"Says you! You're just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend, Shut-in!" She yelled.

"Kagura-chan…that was low…even for you…" Shinpachi sat in a random corner a few feet away.

"You're right…sorry Megane, I'm used to saying hardcore things more often than I used to." Kagura explained, patting his back.

Meanwhile, Enel watched the scene playing out in front of him, he was twitching horribly; electricity was pouting out of his body. "You people…will suffer. SANGO!" He shot electricity at Kagura and Shinpachi, but it was deflected as soon as it had flown. Kagura and Shinpachi stopped their bickering, and stood up, ready to fight; although…they found it very hard not to laugh at their leader at the moment. Gintoki stood in front of them, charred in body and most likely, soul, but his perm had evolved into a huge afro, that was bigger than a beach ball.

"You…RUINED MY NATURAL PERM!" Gintoki shouted, charging Enel. He struck Enel several times, ranting. "Now I have to go to shop to get this fixed! Do you have any idea how much I prided myself on having a natural perm? Do you? Now part of signature-presence is gone!" Gintoki delivered a powerful kick to Enel, sending him into a rock. "Honestly! Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow it like this? You're paying for the barber shop trip, you bastard!"

"Ano…Gin-san…there's no Barber shop on the moon." Shinpachi pointed out.

"YOU'RE RIGHT! Shinpachi! You're the most level-headed of us! Find a way to build a spaceship, so we can get out of here!" Gintoki grabbed the front of the boy's shirt.

"I'm not an engineer Gin-san!" Shinpachi exclaimed.

"Don't worry, Gin-chan! I'll find something!" Kagura sped off.

"OI! Kagura-chan! Don't leave just because you got bored with the fight!" Shinpachi exclaimed, twitching. "Gin-san…we need to figure out how to discipline."

"In a moment, Shinpachi-kun…help me find a mirror!" Gintoki was looking around frantically for something to see his head in.

During the chaos, neither of them noticed a hand twitch. Enel got up and breathed in annoyance, his eyes were at the silver-haired samurai. Getting into position, he shouted: "SANGO!"

"It is important-" Gintoki cut himself off, and pushed Shinpachi aside. He positioned his sword above him and deflected the lightning.

"Why isn't this working?" Enel twitched in annoyance, remembering his fight with the rubber boy. The pirate captain had been completely immune to his attacks, and while this man's body didn't possess immunity, his weapon did. "You…what's your weapon made of?"

"What? This? It's a cheap, wooden sword I bought from a gift shop in Lake Toya." Gintoki scratched his head.

"Wood?" Enel raised a brow, so wood was immune to his lightning as well. But form what he remembered, wood burned from lightning, didn't it? "Doesn't wood burn when lightning strikes it?"

"Ah, you don't your physics Anal-kun." Gintoki smirked. "While it's true that lightning can strike trees, it can't strike a moving object; something to do with motion."

"You're the one who needs a physics lesson, Gin-san." Shinpachi sweat-dropped.

"Hmph. No matter…if your weapon's immune, it doesn't matter if your bodies aren't." Enel snorted. "I've grown bored and annoyed with you…thank you for momentarily entertaining me. KITEN!" Enel gathered his hands above him, and as soon as he uttered the words, a giant electrical tiger formed, and he was riding on top of it.

"Shinpachi…get back." Gintoki positioned himself in front of the younger boy.

"Gin-san…" Shinpachi hesitated.

"If anything happens to me, I just ant you to know-"

CRASH!

A giant, woden ark came barrel forwarding and crashed into Enel and his electrical best; sending the man into a rock. His but stuck out from his buried position. Gitnoki and Shinpachi stared in shock at the scene, but it didn't stop there. In fact…they found themselves even worse off than before. "Gin-chan! Shinpachi!" Kagura waved at them from the ship. "I'll suck you in, okay!"

"Eh?" Both men blinked, and suddenly felt themselves being pulled forward by a giant gust of wind, and into a giant vaccum hose. "KAGURA!" They yelled as they were sent into the brink of the ark.

"OKAY! LIFT OFF!" Kagura pulled a random lever, and the ship went from sliding on the ground, to actual flight, taking off into the sky, towards the earth.

Enel was left twitching, and didn't even notice the woman behind him. "Excuse me sir, do you have a ship, we could spare? We ran out of fuel, due to our idiot leader piloting through a meteor shower for fun." Mutsu asked clueless. She wondered what happened while she was gone.

Meanwhile

Somehow, Gintoki and Shinpachi managed to get themselves out of the brink, and onto an actual level of the ship. They managed to navigate their way up to the cockpit, where Kagura was currently driving. Simultaneously, they stalked up behind her and BAM! They bonked her head, hard!

"Gin-chan! Shinpachi! What was that for?" Kagura asked, rubbing her head.

"That was for interrupting my epic moment! Don't you know not to interfere with a fight when it's happening?" Gintoki demanded.

"That's what you're worried about?" Shinpachi exclaimed. "Kagura-chan! Do you have any idea where we're going? Where'd you find this?"

"I don't know, I found it in some garage by tiny space people, but I just kicked them, and went on. I pushed a shiny red button, and it started moving." Kagura explained. "I thought that was cool, so I started pushing all sorts of buttons, and-"

"How in the hell did you know how the vacuum hose worked?" Gintoki exclaimed.

"I pushed it before, and it sucked up garbage, so I knew it'd suck you up Gin-chan!" Kagura explained cheerfully.

"Garbage! I'll show you garbage, you little turd!" Gintoki reached to grab her, and started chasing each other around the ship.

"Ano…" Shinpachi nervously noticed there was no one driving the ship, and they had no idea where the hell they were going. "…DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?"

"Eh?" Kagura and Gintoki ceased their bickering, before realizing he was right.

Moments later…

DROP!

The ark stopped beating its wings, and fell. The Odd-jobs group was sent to the ceiling from the pull instantly.

"I blame you for this Gin-chan!" Kagura exclaimed.

"ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GRABBED THE SHIP!" Gintoki exclaimed.

"I SAVED US FROM THAT ANAL-GUY!" Kagura shouted.

"WHAT DO WE DO, GIN-SAN?" Shinpachi yelled.

"STAY CALM AND SPREAD OUT! MINIMIZE THE IMPACT IN ANY WAY YOU CAN!" The silver-haired samurai braced himself for the worse.

"Gin-chan! I see something white! We're in clouds!" Kagura pointed out.

"THAT MEANS WE'VE REACHED WHATEVER EARTH THIS IS!" He answered. "THIS IT! GET READY-"

BOUNCE!

"EH?" The three blinked, and crashed to the floor; feeling the ship bounce three more times before settling.

"Gin-san…are we dead?" Megane asked.

"I-I don't know…someone look outside." Gintoki ordered.

"You look outside, useless samurai." Kagura groaned, picking herself up. "But since you're a group of cowards, I'll leave you to pick up the slack." The Yato girl walked towards the door.

"YOU'RE JUST STICKING US WITH THE REPAIR BILL!" Megane accused.

"Shinpachi, it doesn't matter; she'll be the sacrifice." Gintoki placed a reassuring hand on the youngster's shoulder.

"You're right Gin-san, she's-"

"AAAGUH!" The girl's scream destroyed the mens' resolve, and they tore through the door.

"Kagura? What's-" Gintoki cut himself off by what he saw, and didn't even notice the girl rush past him. He had to be dreaming, he just had to be. In front of him was a forest, on giant clouds; there was a beach on a sea of clouds. "Oi Shinpachi! Did we drink anything? Did Sakamoto or Mutsu slips something in our drinks while we weren't looking?"

"I'm not sure Gin-san but…do you think Otsu-chan will appear here? She's an angel after all…" Shinpachi asked.

"Don't be stupid!" BONK! Gintoki knocked Shinpachi onto the clouds; panic struck the samurai once he realized what he did but, vanished a second later.

"Itai! Gin-san! You could've killed me you idiot!" Shinpachi accused.

"S-Shinpachi…you're on a cloud…" Gintoki pointed a shaky finger at him. "I-Is this h-heaven?" BONK! Gintoki was launched form his spot, head first into the cloud-fluff. Kagura stood at the doorway with her forgotten umbrella and her assassin sunglasses.

"Move Gin-chan! The sun's too intense in this world." The girl groaned. "Let's go back."

"WE CAN'T GO BACK BECAUSE YOU CRASHED THE SHIP!" Both men yelled.

"Pardon me for being the only productive member of society in our group!" Kagura made a face. "Anyways, where are we? We in heaven? Did we die? Where's the Sunboku?"

"Who cares about the Sunboku? We could possibly be dead here! Don't you care about seeing your pedo-boyfriend again?" Gintoki exclaimed.

"Oh, the sadist and I agreed to kill each other if one of us dies. Either he commits suicide, or I drag him to hell, uh-huh." Kagura nodded.

"THAT'S A STEPHEN KING NOVEL!" Shinpachi exclaimed.

"Excuse me." The group stopped arguing, and turned to the new voice. They stared; in front of them, was a beautiful blonde-haired girl, in a pink-nurse-like outfit, had wings on her back, was carrying a harp and a fox, and had antennae as her hair-style. "Welcome…are you here to visit our island?"

SMACK! Gitnoki slapped Shinnpachi's shoulder. "Shinpachi, this image of beauty before us is proof we're in heaven."

"Indeed Gin-san, she's even at Ostu-chan's level." Shinpachi nodded.

"You guys have watched too much porn lately; she's too sweet and innocent looking for my taste." Kagura said. "With the stuff the sadist and I watched; we only go for the hard-core ones."

"WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU HAVE?" Her guardians yelled.

"Ano…would you like a your of our island?" She asked nervously.

"Well, if we're in heaven, might as well get a house." Gintoki sighed.

"Um no…this isn't Heaven's Gate, it's up north on the next island. The island you're on right now is Skypia; we're the main sky district of the Grand Line." She explained pleasantly.

"Ano…I'm sorry…but could you explain?" Shinpachi asked. "What's Skypia? What's the Grand Line? More importantly…how in the world do islands float? Do you even get any water up here?"

"W-Why a-are you yelling?" She started sniffling.

"Nice going, Megane, you freaked her out." Kagura said.

"Aren't you a little freaked out?" Shinpachi demanded at Kagura.

"Calm down, let's just properly ask her what exactly she said in more simple terms, and surely will get it." The oldest said confidently.

"What's going on here?" Another voice broke the conversation. They turned to see an old man, with a long white beard, in knight armor. "Who are you people? What are you doing, harassing Conis-chan?"

"Gan Fall-sama! You shouldn't be out! Remember what the physician said!" Conis scolded.

"Doesn't matter, when there are intruders to take care of!" He declared. "Now tell me! Who are you people, and what do you want here?"

"Er! I'm Shimura Shinpachi, nice to meet you!" The glasses boy bowed respectfully. "These are my colleagues, Sakata Gintoki and Yato Kagura; we're the Odd-Jobs work group. We go around doing errands and other minial tasks that get us involved in some life-threatening plot, because Sorachi-sensei likes torturing us."

"Sorachi-sensei? Is he the God of your religion?" The old man raised a brow.

"No! He's more like our own personal grim reaper, who keeps dealing out punishment." Shinpachi replied. "So anyways…we kind of crash-landed here on that ship over there, so we-"

"My word…" The old man and blonde girl's eyes widened to saucers. "Is that…Enel's ship?"

"Eh? You know Anal-kun?" Gintoki spoke up.

"E-Excuse me?" The blonde squeaked.

"Yeah. We fought him back at the moon, and he generously donated this ship to us to get back down to earth." Gitnoki scratched the back of his head.

"Kagura-chan highjacked it. There was no consent in it at all." Megane shot.

"You…managed to defeat Enel? Without help?" Gan Fall asked, almost stuttering. "What kind of devil fruit do you have?"

"Eh, I hate to brag but my fruits have been known to attract attention." Gintoki swaved his hair.

BANG! Shinpachi and Kagura hit his head. "DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!"

"Anyways, you two know Enel-san?" Shinpachi asked.

"Eh…we should talk over tea…doesn't that sound good?" Conis suggested nervously.

10min Later-Gan Hall's house

After several tense moments, passed, Gan Hall finally spoke. "That's quite a story…"

"So let me get this straight." Conis cut in. "You three not only incapacitated Enel-san, but insulted him, and finally stole his ship."

"And you lost control of the ship, because you didn't know how to operate it." The old man cut-in.

"And finally…crash-landed here on Angel Island…" Pagaya, Conis' father finished. "What in God's name is wrong with you people? Why would you operate a ship you don't know how to fly?"

"Hey! This brat sucked us onto the ship with a vacuum! We didn't take that ride willingly!" Gintoki exclaimed.

"That's the last time I save your life, ingrate. Hey you! More of this fluffy stuff!" Kagura ordered Conis, to refill the bowl of Skypia candy she just devoured.

"Kagura-chan don't be rude!" Shinpachi scolded. "I know this all may seem hard to believe, but we genuinely didn't mean to crash-land on your island; this whole situation is actually the fault of a friend of ours."

"Really?" Gan Hall rose a brow.

"Ah. We crashed-landed on the moon because of that idiot, Sakamoto, who hopefully…Mutsu has put a bounty on his head, and someone's managed to kill him." Gintoki grinned sadistically.

"My, my, is this Sakamoto-san a pirate?" Conis asked.

"No, just a trader." Shinpachi answered. "He and Mutsu-san run a trading company, that's all."

"I see…so in any case, you've crash-landed here, and have destroyed your only hope of ever getting home." The old man said bluntly. "What do you plan to do now?"

"Simple, we find a way to repair the ship or drag Sakamoto's ass back down here." The perm-head said nonchalantly. "Oi…I need something sugary, do you have anything? Strawberry milk, by any chance?"

"Gin-san!" Megane implored.

"I just realized I haven't had sugar in days Shinpachi-kun…" Gintoki sagged, a dark aura took over him. "I need some or else, I'll go crazy."

"Er…how about we go to the Pumpkin Café? I think some good food might do us all some good, and we can get you a Pumpkin Fluffer." Seeing the man's doubtful expression, she continued. "It's basically a cream mixed with pumpkin, it's very sweet."

"Conis-chan…we can't be this casual with strangers." Gan Hall sighed.

"Demo…they seem so hungry." She replied.

"You're taking us there, or I stomp through this cloud-island trying to find it." The permhead said.

"Before that." Pagaya interrupted. "Why don't you tell us why you came here?"

"Ah. We were looking for 'The Pirate's Eye Diamond'." Shinpachi answered.

"WHAT?" The three Skypians yelled.

"What? Is it something special?" Kagura asked, eating up another bowel of food.

"STOP EATING AND PAY ATTENTION!" Everyone in the room yelled.

Review Please! So to clarify a few things, I don't exactly know Kagura and Sougo's ages, but I'm guessing 14 or 15 (Kagura) and 19 (Sougo), I know the age difference is a little much, but they're seriously an awesome couple. Also, Pedoro is a joke-character in the Gintama series, I'm not sure how to explain it, so please look it up. For any comments, questions, or concerns, review or PM me.