Hey guys! Next chapter to this awesome crossover! So I sent petition to support server, and hopefully we can get enough people on this. So anyways, in this chapter, not much happens other than the plot finally starts. I apologize for it taking so long. Also, please review! I work hard on the stories I write, so please review these chapters if your reading them. It's nice to know your work is appreciated. So please keep it one review above the amount of chapters out, and we're good. Without further ado, please read, enjoy, and review the next chapter of this awesome crossover!

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"Conis…are you, Gan Hall-sama, and Pagaya-san sure these three are okay to be in here? Don't they come from below?" Laki asked warily. The permhead and megane were busy staring at the women, while Kagura was currently chowing through the pumpkin noodle challenge. In fact, the girl had completed three, and didn't show any signs of stopping. "Who are these people, anyways? Are they pirates?"

"No…they called themselves 'Odd-Jobs', they go around and do work to whoever pays them. They crash-landed here from the moon, and apparently have to retrieve a treasure based on the request of a client." Conis explained.

"I see…and how exactly did they get transportation from the moon?" The dark-haired girl asked.

"They stole Enel's ship and crashed it into the beach." Gan Hall and Pagaya said at the same time, groaning at how much the restaurant bill was going to be.

"What? These three, best Enel? How?" Laki couldn't believe it! Only the Strawhat captain had defeated Enel in the past, and that was over two years ago.

"I'm not sure but…apparently, that perm-head over there…prefers carrying a wooden sword instead of a metal one. While he did defeat Enel from the sound of it (despite being rescued by that psychopathic red-haired girl), it sounds like his sword was sacrificed because of it. It was turned to ash due to the attacks." Gan Hall sighed.

"So what do they want exactly?" Laki asked.

"That's where it gets weird…they're looking for 'The Pirate's Eye Diamond'." Gan Hall replied quietly.

"What? Wasn't that the heavenly diamond that remained below when the island rose to the sky? That was over five hundred years ago." Laki said thoughtfully.

"Yes, but…there client requested on finding it, and they are under contract; they have no choice." Conis explained.

"Tch. How do we even know the diamond exists?" She demanded.

"We don't." Gan Hall spoke up. "However…they need a way to safely get to the lower surface, and we wish to see if that treasure is real or not…I'm sure we can arrange something with them."

With Odd-Jobs

"This stuff is pretty great, isn't it?" Shinpachi asked, slurping some pumpkin noodles. "Although…it's pretty rude to just eat up their supply, Kagura-chan."

"That old guy's paying for us, so why not?" Kagura shrugged.

"That's right Shinpachi-kun, you need to bask in moments like this." Gintoki replied. "Another parfait please!"

"Parfait?" The waitress tilted her head, not understanding the logo.

"Yes, the parfait is ultimate solution and reason of existence. It's a beautiful mixture of ice cream, fudge sauce, whip cream, and sprinkles with the occasional pocky sticks. Done in this order with a few artistic touches, you have the craftsmanship that not God himself could not compete with." Gintoki preached.

"I see." The lady sweat-dropped. Gan Hall was many things, but that man could not cook or bake, she thought to herself. "I'll be right back then."

"Much appreciated." The perm-head nodded. He then noticed the Skypian-group coming his way. "Ah. Gout-san, over here."

"Gout? Did you just call me, Gout?" The old man twitched.

"Eh. That's your name isn't it?" Gintoki shrugged. "Anyways, thanks for the meal. It's the best eatin' we've had in awhile."

"Eh?" Conis spoke up. "We aren't treating you to my knowledge."

The odd-jobs group froze, dropping the food out of their mouths. "You idiots honestly thought you were being treated? That's completely against the Shandian way; we pay our own way and provide for ourselves."

"Ah, wait minute, you brought us here, so naturally we assumed you were treating us." Gintoki argued nervously.

"It doesn't matter, what matters is-" Papaya was cut-off.

"You heard it right, Shinpachi? Kagura? The initial agreement was that they treat us!" Gintoki exclaimed, loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear.

"That's right, uh-uh. I thought it was heaven's policy to feed the hungry!" Kagura protested.

"With you it wasn't feeding the hungry, it was feeding the world's afterlife!" Laki shouted; pissed at all the giant bowels Kagura ate. "How do you three intend to pay for this?"

"UH! It's as Gin-san said! There was no verbal agreement that we were to pay! This is an outrage!" Megane shouted.

"Forget about the food! If we could get back to the diamond-" Gan Hall tried.

"I say forget your shriveled jewels old man! You're not getting mine!" Gintoki exclaimed, standing up with the other two odd-jobs. "Kagura! Evasive action! Vomit commencement 1-D!"

"Things like that shouldn't have a name!" Shinpachi exclaimed.

"RIGHT!" The girl stuck a finger in the back of her throat, and inevitably; vomit covered the whole restaurant.

"Now's out chance-" Gintoki grabbed his cohorts and they jumped out a window, and fled the scene. While the cloud-people simply stared at their vomit-filled restaurant; forget paying the bill, they were gonna have to shut down. Laki twitched in anger.

"AFTER THEM!" The dark-haired girl and several others stormed out of the restaurant in pursuit of the odd-jobs idiots. After running by several trashcans, the trio peered out to insure it was safe.

"That was close." Gintoki sighed.

"Too close. How do you get of here, Gin-san? According to Conis-san, we're in the sky." Megane pointed out.

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious Megane, but the better question is how do we get to the hell island, because that way I can nuke it and this world will be absent of this burning sun." The Yato girl spoke.

"That's not a viable solution!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Then you think of one, Megane!" Kagura demanded.

"Grrr! Gin-san! What should we do?" No response. Shinpahci turned to his superior, he saw the White-haired man was sating at something. "Gin-san…what is it?"

Very slowly, the perm-head lifted a finger. "That…" Shinpachi and Kagura looked ahead and stared; the girl grinned while the Megane paled. In front of them was what looked like to be a scooter, but had the shape of a rowboat, and was big enough for multiple people to stand on it. There seemed to be a seashell in the dashboard that was similar to a speed dial in a car or normal scooter. Shinpachi sweatdropped, already knowing how this was gonna end.

"Gin-san…we're obviously in a different world or dimension, we have no idea if that scooter is even remotely similar to yours. Besides, if we're on an island, they'll eventually catch up to us." Shinpachi said logically.

"Shinpachi-kun, despite times like these call for desperate measures. Let's go! Both of you!" Gitnoki hopped on, Kagura and Shinpachi followed. "So…any idea how to start this thing?"

"I don't know, there' probably an instruction manual somewhere-"

"I'll just push the purple button here Gin-chan!" Kagura slapped the seashell hard, cracking it almost. "Ooh…tough shell."

"Kagura-chan! What are you doing? You could've-" Shinpachi cut himself off when he felt himself lift up; Gintoki and Kagura must've noticed too. "Huh, good job Kaugra-chan."

"See? Megane, everything turned out for the-" ZOOOM! And a second later, they took off forward.

Shandian and Skypian mob

While the mob searcehd high and low for the free-loaders, it wasn't until Wiper's sharp eyes spotted something coming. "Look! Something's coming!"

"What is that?" Aisa, the youngest of the group spoke up. Upon closer inspection, the group soon realized.

"Oh no." Papaya cried silently.

ZZZZIIIIIPPP!

A strong gust of wind rushed them by, leaving skits blown and hair undone. "Seems like they found your new Waver, father." Conis said.

"Eh." He replied. "NOO! I saved up so much for that!"

"Good riddance." Wiper said. "They crash to the surface with that thing, so I say our problems are solved."

"Not exactly." Gan Hall spoke gravely. "They knew of the legend, that only we if Skypia know- 'The Pirate's Eye Diamond'. Whether they survive or not, I want to know damn well where they got that information from."

Odd-Jobs

"AAAAUUGH! This is worse than Jii-chan fixing my scooter! I never how much I loved my scooter! I never knew! I'll never take you for granted again Ketsuno!" Gintoki exclaimed pathetically, while trying to regain control of the motorbike.

"You named your scooter after your crush, Gin-chan? Creepy? That's like saying you sit on Ketsuno Ana like a chair every time you ride your scooter. Really bad S&M, Gin-chan." Kagura said boredly.

"I don't want to hear things like that out of your mouth! And there's nothing wrong with showing worship for your idol! Right Shinpachi?" Gin argued.

"EXACTLY RIGHT! I thinking how I'll never see Otsu again or how I'll never complete my duty to protect her! Oh why did I have to die now?" Shinpachi cried.

"Megane just worsens your argument Gin-chan." Kagura replied.

"CONSOLE US UPON DEATH!" They yelled. Suddenly, they noticed a shift in the air change, and noticed that it felt like they were going down.

"Huh?" The three of them blinked, and then plunged.

"Jii-chan! Somehow I know you're behind this!" Gintoki yelled.

"AAAAUUUGH!" As they plunged, Kagura went forward and turned the handles to the right.

"Might as well try to survive." Kagura shrugged. "Can't let the Sadist outlive me."

"Don't talk about your boyfriend now! He's the last person I want to hear about upon my death!" Shinpachi yelled.

"What about the Gorilla and Big Sis getting married?" The Yato pointed out.

"NOO!" Shinpachi held his head in pain. "Don't say that!"

"Would you both shut up and let me die in peace?" Gintoki shouted at them.

Island they're crash-landing towards

A tall man in a purple-stripped three-piece suit stood on top of the dark castle, looking around in impatience and indifference. Honestly, just what happened here? At one point, this island was run by one of the world government's Shichibukai, but now it was broken down mess. But this was where Gecko Moriah was most likely to be found.

"Vice Admiral Momonga!" A lower-ranked marine ran up to the man. "No sign of Moria!"

"Tch! Keep looking! He's got nowhere to run, he's bound to be on one of these ships." The harsh Vice-Admiral growled.

"Sir!" He ran off to address his other soldiers.

"This is a waste of time…you sure you and your lot don't know anything?" Momonga sneered. There was a group of beaten and disgruntled individuals tied down and bruised; they sported bloody lips and scratches in several places. The Vice Admiral strutted over to them, and put his foot to her face. "Well…?" He pressed his foot further into the pink-haired woman's face.

"Captain Lola!" One of the men exclaimed.

"Stop! We told you! We don't know anything!" One of her men yelled. The Risky Brothers struggled to get out of their binds to help their captain. "That Moria-bastard was driven away by the Strawhats!"

"Strawhats, huh?" The Vice Admiral growled and harshly kicked the poor woman in the face. "Fine, since you know such important people, I'll assume you don't know the whereabouts of that lowlife. What about one of his subordinates, the ghost girl- Perona? I heard she trained with one of the Strawhats over the years."

"We haven't seen that bitch in years!" The first Risky brother shouted. The torture was about to to continue, but another man ran up to them.

"What Lt. Brandnew?" He asked a younger and skinnier man than him, he seemed to be lower in authority, but wore a blue-striped shirt with his uniform.

"We'll be approaching Water 7 soon!" He saluted.

"Good. Have people get ready to make the arrests of the Franky Family! While you're at it, add this Paulie-san and Iceburg-san to the list; it appears they've had connections to the Strawhat crew as well." The Vice Admiral smirked.

"Bastards!" Lola growled.

"Hn. Men!" Momonga turned to his subordinates. "There's no reason for these blasphemies to keep existing; these ships are without a crew, but they cannot be redeemed for the crimes that went on. Therefore, it will be our honor and pleasure to destroy them!"

"YYAAYAH!" His men cheered.

"No…" Lola and her crew were trembling. "Please-"

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAM!

It happened in slow motion; at one moment, Momonga was about to give the order to dismantle all the old pirate ships, and then the next, a wooden ship-scooter thing crashed into his butt, sending him flying into the heavily-brush covered forest. The marines and Rolling Pirates stared at what was in front of them, it was three people- a girl with extremely pale skin wearing a Chinese-style outfit, a boy who had no defining characteristics except for his glasses, and a white-haired samurai with a perm. Whatver they rode in on was now in ruins, and the three individuals seemed slightly burnt too.

"Uhhh…Shinpachi-kun…are you alive? What about you Kagura-chan?" The perm-head asked.

"Gin-san…I'm never riding a scooter again." Shinpachi groaned.

"Gin-chan, I'm going to have Sadist revoke your license." Kagura muttered.

"How about a 'Oh Gin-san, thank you for saving my life! I'm so grateful'! Is that too much to ask from you ingrates?" Gintoki exclaimed.

"Ano…" The odd-jobs trio stopped arguing and turned to one of the strangest alien women they had ever seen. "Who are you people, exactly…?"

"Gin-chan! Look! This is proof we're on an Amanto planet! Look how weird that woman looks!" The China girl pointed out.

"Kagura-chan. Don't be rude." Shinpachi groaned.

"Doesn't matter." Gintoki muttered. "Uh…this is a little hard to explain…but we come from a planet called Earth, and we sort of crash-landed on your moon, and then on a sky island, and then crashed here. Where is here, anyways?"

"…I'll just assume you lot are plastered." The pirate woman replied. "I am Lola, captain of the Rolling Pirates, thank you for stopping that horrible man."

"Horrible man?" Gintoki repeated.

"Yeah. Look behind yah." The second risky brother spoke. The Odd-Jobs trip turned around to find a bunch of military people in uniform they didn't recognize, pointing their guns at them. "Thanks for the help, but this island's been seized by marines. That creep you crashed into was Vice Admiral Momonga; a real bastard."

"You don't say…?" Shinpachi twitched and turned back to the group. "Ano…you said you guys were pirates?"

"Yeah. Aren't you?" The first Risky Brother asked.

"No, we're Yorozuya. We go around doing different task for people in exchange fro money; it was just an unfortunate coincidence we ended up here. I'm Shimura Shinpachi; these are my colleagues Yato Kagura and Sakata Gintoki." The boy introduced.

"Yo! Sorry for crashing your arresting-party."Gintoki waved to the marines.

"Is there any Sunboku around here? I'm hungry." Kagura complained.

"Kagura-chan, we almost crash-landed on our doom on that damned wooden, mutated-scooter, how could you possibly be hungry?" The Permhead complained.

"Thrill rides like that stir up my appetite." The girl shrugged. CLICK! The group turned to their left and saw that Vice Admiral pointed his gun at them.

"If you idiots are done with your little discussion, I'm gonna ask you to get on the ground with your hands where I can see them." Momonga glowered.

"Gin-chan. Is this is where the fighting of this arc starts?" Kagura asked.

"Probably, Kagura-chan. Probably." Gintoki stared at the Vice Admiral, while he didn't want to resort to violence, he could tell by that arrogant look on his face, that it was the most likely outcome.

Review Please! So yeah, they arrive on Thriller Bark, and the plot has officially started. I apologize if any of you were disappointed by the fight btwn Gintoki and Enel or their short time on Skypia. It was meant to be the snowflake that started the avalanche, so I never intended it to be a huge part, although the Skypians will come back with a vengeance. There will be a lot of awesome fights in this, but I'm asking all of you who don't know Gintama to read up or watch the anime a little, because there are some parts where it'll be very hard for me to explain. One fight is going to be Gintoki vs. Akainu, yes, Gintoki is that awesome! The only thing I have not decided is if I am leaving Whitebeard and Ace alive, let me know what you guys think!

Okay, for the viewers that aren't familiar with Gintama, I need to explain some lingo. Two jokes in the series are Gintoki's hair and Shinpachi's glasses. Gintoki's hair is always in a perm-style, so people always call him 'perm-head' in the series. Shinpachi is always represented by a pair of glasses, which in Japanese means 'Megane'. Kagura's appetite is also a joke in the series, as she can consume food as much as it shows in her strength. Also, 'Jii-chan' refers to the character, Genji, who is a mechanic in the Gintama series who always fixes Gintoki's scooter (and then has it malfunction on him, because Gintoki never pays him). The last joke is, Gintoki always crashes his scooter into the butt of one of the characters in Gintama (a ninja named Hattori Zenzou), so Momonga will be taking said character's place. Review or PM me for any questions or comments you have. One more thing, Gintoki's main transportation in Gintama is a scooter, so that's why the Waver seemed like a good idea.