Hey people another update! Please remember that I like at least one more review than chapters out, so thanks for the contribution! So in this chapter, the plot actually solidifies a little, and the pure humor will stop and give way to adventure and humor! And Gintoki really is this badass; in his own world, he actually defeats the strongest being in the whole Gintama universe (Yato Hosen). That guy was a thousand times stronger than Gintoki at least, and he still managed to pull through, so what you're about to read isn't that big a stretch to Gintoki's skill. So without further ado, here's the next chapter! Read, enjoy, review!

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Momonga stared harshly at the invading trio; he had no idea where they had come from, but they crashed-landed into his butt, embarrassing him in front of his subordinates and prisoners. He turned to that monstrosity of a transportation vehicle, smirking at the sight of it. With it in ruins, there's no way these idiots would escape. He frowned when he noted the trip hadn't gone to the ground as ordered. "Not the compliant type, eh?"

"Iya, it's just…we don't really have any weapons or anything to attack you with, so there's no reason to be so hostile." Shinpachi reassured them.

"I'll be the judge of that, Megane." The Vice Admiral sneered.

"Even on a different planet I'm identified by my glasses? Why? IS there kind of conspiracy out there?" The boy demanded.

"There's no conspiracy Megane, it's a natural assumption people make." Kagura said bluntly.

"I don't need to hear that from you, China-girl!" Shinpachi yelled.

POW! Kagura punched him. "Only the Sadist is allowed to call me that! That's his pet name for me!"

"Ne, speaking of pets, I wonder how that flea-bag is doing." Gintoki interrupted.

"Sadaharu! We have to find a way back to earth! Sadaharu could be dying of a broken heart from not seeing me!" Kagura exclaimed.

"He's staying with your sadist boyfriend, isn't he?" The permhead yawned, but groaned in annoyance, when the muskets started pointing his head. That made the man raise a brow, he hadn't seen those weapons actually used in combat for awhile. He also noted that these people had no cars or any other electronic devices; Gintoki frowned, where were they? "Can I help you?"

"First of all, identify yourselves. Who are you idiots and what do you want here? Secondly, what was that babble about going back to earth? We're on earth, what code language is that?" The man demanded.

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki exclaimed. "How can this be earth? We're from earth! We crash-landed into your moon, stole a spaceship from a guy named Anal, then crashed into a Sky Island, then stole that stupid scooter, and ended up here! How could this possibly be earth?"

"You're talking non-sense! This is earth! Regardless of how you look at it!" Momonga shouted. "Whatever, it seems as though you three are too delirious to talk, and since this whole area is classified, we can't exactly let you leave." His men readied their guns, causing the Odd-Jobs trip to tense.

"Tch. Whether it's earth or not, the Amanto of this world have the same kind of government that we do." Gintoki growled and looked back at the captured pirate group, particularly the pink-haired woman. "Oi, what's your name again?"

"I am Vice Admiral Momonga of the Navy, the World Government has declared this area of the world classified, so any civilians, pirates, or unauthorized personal of any kind is prohibited from entering here. Which includes you three, now…who are you? Answer me, or be executed on the spot." The Vice Admiral demanded.

"Ah. You're right, we've been rude." Gintoki scratched his head bashfully. "I'm Sakata Gintoki, the leader of this group, my colleagues are of no importance so don't associate them with me."

BAM! "LIKE HELL!" Shinpachi and Kagura punched him.

"I'm Shimura Shinpachi, and I'm the sensible member of the Yorozuya association." The younger boy replied.

"And I'm Yato Kagura, the beauty and brawn of the group." The girl flexed an arm for emphasis. "And we'll show our good-for-nothing-boss, that we can kick more of your asses than he can!"

"We didn't come here for anything, and we didn't come to fight anyone. We crash-landed here by mistake, that's the truth." Shinpachi explained. "We don't want to fight you, but…"

"We don't have time to waste in jail for no reason." Gintoki said, rubbing his nose. "And we weren't lying when we said we came from earth." The permhead smirked and waltzed over to the group of pirates, and knelt down to their level. "I need to borrow two swords, could we use some of yours?"

Lola was stunned. "T-They're over there!" She gestured her head to the discarded weapons pile, this seemed to piss off the silver-haired samurai more.

"Shinpachi-kun, Kagura." The two went to his side without another word, Shinpachi looked at the pile, understanding his superior's anger, feeling it bubble in himself as well. "Pick up a sword Shinpachi, Kagura…make sure to beat their asses so bad they can't sit down."

Momonga looked amused. "You seem angry, Sakata-kun, why might that be?"

Gintoki searched the pile until finally finding what he was looking for, a wooden sword, he pulled it out and turned to face the Vice Admiral. "Tell me Vice Admiral-san, why do you wield a sword? Is it for the fame? The appeal? To pick up girls? I can't tell. That piece of junk in your hilt could mean anything."

"What?" The Vice Admiral glowered. "You better watch your mouth, outlaw. You've got only three people, and have foolishly chosen a wooden sword from that pile." He unsheathed his sword. "I was originally planning just having my men shoot you, but it seems as though you three have to be taught some manners before death."

"Ne Shinpachi-kun…it's funny the way he holds his sword. What does it remind you of?" Gintoki smirked.

"Like a spoiled rich-boy playing pirate." Shinpachi answered.

"What? Playing pirate?" The Vice Admiral was outraged at this point.

"That thing's too gaudy to be a real weapon." Kagura spoke. "I could break that thing in half with a thwack of the fingers."

Momonga seethed for several moments, before finally shouting. "All of you! Bring me there heads! Don't shoot them! Slice them! These bastards need to be taught a lesson! Show them what happens when they compare to the Navy to the Pirates!"

"AAAUGGH!" The men charged forward, swords raised. Without a word, Shinpachi and Kagura separated from Gintoki and divided up; Kgura went left while Shinpachi went right.

Now the Navy was obviously expecting an easy fight from these jokers, including the captured Rolling Pirates. So everyone was shocked at what came next.

Kagura blocked each sword with her umbrella easily, and readied it and started shooting bullets at the marines in its gun-form. The marines scatter from her, not expecting that umbrella to be any real weapon. Unknown to her, there was a marine approaching her from behind, and soon pounced. "Gotcha!" He trapped the girl in a headlock. But instead of going limp or scared, Kagura then showcased her greatest asset, her strength. She banged her head back against the man's face, which caused instant release, and with a small punch, Kagura sent him flying to the group of marines, knocking them down like a bowling ball down an aisle. She smirked at her frightened audience and charged them.

The marines weren't having any better with the glasses-boy. Shinpachi still wasn't very experienced, but with the way he was fighting, it looked like he was an expert amongst amateurs. Which was actually a very accurate description. Shinpachi was flexible and quick enough to where he could swerve between sword attacks and cut down his opponents. He often would perry multiple attacks and have them turn on each other. Shinpachi soon realized he was back to back with Kagura, facing the dwindling number of the marines.

Momonga stared at the chaos around him in shock. "Saa…now that you've seen what the kiddies can do, isn't it about our turn?" He turned to the smirking samurai; with terrified rage, he charged forward, determined to make him take back what he said about him.

CLANG! Gintoki was barely putting effort into blocking the other man's attacks, in fact, Gintoki hadn't even moved from where he stood, while Momonga was attacking him at different angles, varieties, and ideas. Finally, Gintoki's patience wore out and swung the wooden sword forward- BREAK! Momonga stared, his sword's blade had just been halved by a junky wooden sword, that had been previously owned by a pirate. "How…what are you? What devil fruit do you have? Tell me!"

"Huh? You're the second person to ask me what kind of devil fruit I have, and I'll be more than happy to answer again. My fruits are indeed devilish." Gintoki answered.

"Stop screwing with me! The only possible explanation for your victory here is-"

"While I appreciate the compliments towards the my lower groin's talent, I can't say that I like the idea of someone like you saying I didn't earn my victory. The kiddies over there won because your men were horribly trained; at the level their at, they shouldn't even be allowed to carry swords. It's like giving a six year old a fire arm, they think it looks cool and its powerful, but their fascination ends when someone gets shot. As for you, frankly, I'm disgusted that you even carry a sword." Gintoki explained. He walked past Momonga and to the Rolling Pirates; with one swing, the ropes and chains were cut, and the pirates were set free. "It's one thing to defeat your enemy, kill your enemy, but desecrating them, is a completely different matter. By tossing away their weapons into a pile, that means that you see them as nothing but corpses in a pile. Which is true, correct?"

"…Pirates are the scum of the earth. The Rolling Pirates had justice finally catch up to them, nothing more." The Vice Admiral admitted.

"Justice?" Gintoki gave a bitter laugh. "Oh how I remember people like you in Joui war well. I remember those self-righteous speeches of peace and justice, but the reality was, it was just propaganda they were using to cover their asses. Besides…justice doesn't equal cruelty, nor does it give you the status of something more than human."

Momonga frowned, he had never heard of this Joui War. Had there been a conflict an island he wasn't aware of? Why wouldn't have the World Government have told him. "What's your point? What does that have to do with me being able to wield a sword or not?"

"Well first off, you couldn't tell that sword you spent so much money on was a piece of crap." Shinpachi spoke up from behind.

"It broke when Gin-chan wasn't even trying." Kagura continued.

"And anyone who treats their enemy's sword like this, isn't even worthy of practicing swordsmanship themselves. To a swordsman of any kind, their weapon is like an extension of themselves; each scuff and mark matches the scars on their bodies from previous battle. To treating it like casually is just blasphemy." Gintoki explained. "Respect yourself and your opponents, that's the first and most fundamental rule in swordsmanship, the Navy obviously didn't tell you that when they ranting about Absolute Justice or whatever."

Momonga just stared at the ground, refusing to see the permhead in the eye, indicating he understood the gravity of what he did. "…What happens to us now? Do you plan to kill me and my men?"

"My colleagues and I just crashed here, ask the Rolling-Eyes Pirates or whatever." Gintoki yawned.

"The Rolling Pirates." Lola sweat-dropped. "And we're going to kill them."

Gintoki looked at her. "I won't stop you, but are you sure?"

"Yes! These bastards had the gall to capture us and bring us here! This damned island where my crew and I were trapped for years by that Moria-bastard!" She exclaimed. "Who's with me? Who else wants these bastards dead?"

"AAAAAAAAAUGGGH!" Her men cheered, gathering their weapons from the pile.

The Odd-Jobs watched uneasily, they had no business stopping the enraged pirates, at the same time, they weren't for meaningless violence either. "Gin-san…what should we do?" Shinpachi asked hesitantly.

"…This isn't our business, and those men need to atone for insulting their enemy so badly. We wait until their done and negotiate a ride from these people." Gintoki answered. "Let's go, neither of you need to see this."

"Ah." Kagura nodded, while Shinpachi was wordless. Just as they were about to walk away, that's when they heard something. They turned around and saw something truly bizarre. There, right behind Momonga was standing, was a colossal vampire-creature thing. His head was long and huge, with white fangs, and was dressed like a corny Halloween version of Dracula.

"Kishishshi! Ah it's great to be back home! How are my favorite occupants doing?" The vampire thing smirked at the horrified pirates and marines.

"M-Moria! It's Gecko Moria!" One of the marines yelled.

"Yep!" He sniffed the air and breathed a sigh of relief. "Thriller Bark hasn't changed a bit, thank you for preserving it. Ah! New people!" He noticed the Odd-Jobs trio, which tensed and got ready to fight. "Welcome to my home, Thriller Bark, I am Gecko Moria, the proud owner of this ship."

"Ship? Isn't this an island?" Shinpachi asked, confused.

"No." Lola spoke up. "Thriller Bark is a wandering a graveyard that picks up abandoned or sunken ships, it's considered the world's largest ship actually."

"So basically it's the Grim Reaper of ships." Gintoki deduced. But then, along with Shinpachi, got considerably pale, realizing their situation. "A, w-wait a minute…a-are a-any of these ships…y-you know…haunted?"

"Well Gecko Moria's devil fruit has the power to crea zombies, so-"

"I don't need to hear that! I don't need to know where zombie babies come from!" Gintoki clutched his head.

"What? No, it's-" Lola was cut-off.

"I'd love to and eat your shadows, but…the marines and I have somewhere to be…so if you'll excuse us…" Moria waved a hand, and soon…black holes appeared under the marines, and one by one, each one of them fell through the holes. He turned to the trembling Vice Admiral. "Don't worry, for now, I'm back in the Shichibukai, apparently extenuating circumstances came up. I merely sent them back to Marineford, nothing more. Let's go Momonga."

"I better get answers." The Vice Admiral growled.

"Oh you will." He turned to the group. "Before I go, what are your names? You three?"

"I'll introduce ourselves because these two are to chicken." Kagura raised her hand. "I'm Yato Kagura, that's Shimura Shinpachi, and that's Sakata Gintoki, and together- we're the Yorozuya!"

"Yorozuya, huh?" Moria mused. "I'll remember that." He stole one final glance from the Rolling Pirates, before waving. "Bye-Bye." And like the others, he and Momonga vanished.

Gintoki stared at the place they had just been at, and after a few awkward moments, he finally spoke. "So…would anyone mind telling us how to find a real island? I-I really don't want to stay on this freaky ship-island thing anymore."

10min Later

After deciding just go and hitch a ride with the Rolling Pirates, the Odd-Jobs were seated comfortable in the Navy Ship that was left behind. Apparently, the Rolling Pirates had had their ship destroyed by those damned Navy-bastards. So the natural course of action was to take the ship those morons came on, they obviously weren't using it. So now, the Odd-Jobs trip was getting an up close and personal explanation of what just happened. They had landed on a giant island/ship called Thriller Bark, and were heading to an island called Water 7, where they could buy their own ship (or hijack it most likely). And now they're getting a geography lesson from the Rolling Pirates' captain.

"I see." Shinpachi nodded, being the intellectual of the group. "So basically the Grand Line's the world's Equator, while the Red Line is the Prime Meridian, interesting. So this world's truly made up of nothing but islands?"

"Eh. It was said that a long time ago, all the islands were collected into huge landmasses, but according to legend, a devastating war caused the islands to split off the land. And in that war, the ocean consumed the land, and hence, the Grand Line was born." Lola explained.

"Interesting. Do you know anything else about the war?" Shinpachi asked.

"No. While this legend it popular, I'm afraid no information is available on it." Lola informed sadly.

"I see. Thank you for the information, so what can you tell us about this island we're going to- Water 7, was it?" The boy asked. "And to clarify, we're on the Grand Line now, aren't we?"

"Sure. Every island is famous for something on the Grand Line for something, and yes you are traveling the Grand Line." She answered and turned to his companions. "Are they okay? They seem to be shocked about something."

"They're fine, they're just not used to being out shined by me." Shinpachi answered.

"Who's being out-shined by who, Megane?" They demanded at the same time.

"Anyways! Lady!" Gintoki pointed an accusatory finger at her. "Aren't you the least bit curious about how we're from another planet? Aren't you? And what was the giant goblin-vampire-thing? Is he coming back?"

"Gecko Moria?" Lola said. "I'm not sure…he was disbanded from the Shichibukai after the Marineford war two years ago, and he went into hiding. In fact, those men had captured us because he had been forced to work for Moria in the past, and up until the moment he reappeared a few minutes ago, he was in hiding from the World Government and the Navy. And well, there are many strange things in this world, so it's not completely impossible that extraterrestrial life exists."

"This planet's vulnerable for alien invasions, but we'll worry about that later. Lady, you're going to have to bring us up to speed here." Gintoki sighed. "Give us the short version."

"I see. Where should I start?" She asked.

"First of all, tell us about the dynamics of this world. Tell us about the Navy and World Government that you mentioned." Shinpachi requested.

"Well…those men were all a part of the Navy, they're the military power attached to the world Government. The World Government is basically this gigantic organization that runs the world, and ensures things are peaceful and orderly." Lola explained.

"Or at least that's what they want you to think." Said the Risky brothers.

"What do you mean?" Shinpachi asked.

"In reality, The World Government is actually a very corrupt organization that only uses the excuse of keeping the peace, to keep their power over the world. The motto they have the Navy follow is 'Absolute Justice'." She replied.

"Absolute Justice?" Gintoki snorted. "Sounds like a bunch of crap to me. So tell me, now that we've fought them, we're on their hit list, right?"

"Most likely. Partially why we're heading to Water 7 is not only because it's the closet island to us currently, but also because pirates are welcome there, but the Navy is treated with extreme prejudice." Lola explained. "Their town was actually saved from the World Government's most power fraction, Cipher Pole 9, by the-"

"Enough with the boring story! Let's go to this Water 7 place, uh-huh!" Kagura couldn't take it anymore! "Half of the audience already knows the background of this place, so let's go already!"

Review Please! So there's really no Gintama references in this chapter, which makes things easier to read hopefully. As I said, Gintoki's skill is virtually unmatched in his universe so far, other than a few antagonists and his best friend, Katsura. If you have any comments, concerns, or questions, review or PM me!