Yo! Here's the chapter for this week. Spandam and Spandine are going to be fairly important antagonists for this fic, so pay attention to them. Also, I'm requiring at least 4 reviews until my next update with this story, so review people! I'm sick of my work going unrewarded, so either start posting reviews or I'm stopping the story. Thank you!

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Spandine stared at the man before him, stunned at his audacity to challenge him. Obviously this man was either a complete idiot, or pirate scum himself. "Sir, I don't believe that you know what it means to threaten me, so I'll let you off with this last warning. Standing up to me, means going against the World Government's orders, which in turn, makes you a pirate or some other lower life-form. To go against the World Government means that you've essentially turned yourself in for death. Are you really willing to against all that?"

Gintoki glared. "It's actually funny you say that…recently, an old bastard asked me the same thing, and know what I did to him?"

WHAM! Striking Spandine in the face, the force was enough to send the man out the front door. The man struggled to regain himself, he felt his face; his left cheek hurt like hell, and he could tell he was going to get a black eye. Spandine stood up, staring wildly at Gintoki; who did nothing more but stand in the doorway. "Why are you doing this? Do you even know that woman? Are you a pirate or something?"

"No, I'm not a pirate." The permhead stepped forward. "I just get pissed off when people try to hit harmless old ladies." Gintoki turned to the possee Spandine had brought with him. "Get out of here, otherwise be prepared to piss into a bedpan the rest of your lives."

With that, the group of gunmen and officials left in a hurry, leaving a twitching Spandine to face the angry samurai alone. "COWARDS!" He turned back to Gintoki; he pursed his lips indignity and turned around. "You'll PAY FOR THIS PERMHEAD!"

"OI! Why does everyone say I have a perm? It's natural I tell you!" Gintoki shouted after him. "Geez…" He turned back to Kokoro, who still seemed to be a bit dazed. "Oi Baa-san…you okay?"

"C-Chimney-chan…they have her." The woman whimpered.

"Relax. Kagura-chan's with her, they'll be fine, but it's probably a good idea to meet up with people now. Hey Baa-san…" He turned to Kokoro. "Do you happen to know two hot girls with point noses and square-shaped afros?"

With Kagura

POW! Corgi trembled at the sight before him; a whole fleet of intelligence agents lay crippled and unconscious; they had arrived at Enies Lobby only five minutes ago, but by that time, Kagura had already taken over the train. The girl's strength was phenomenal; she simply punched and kicked whoever got near her, and she hadn't broken a sweat.

Kagura stared boredly at the bodies. "So much for exercise; at this rate I'll get fat." She turned her attention back to the man who had brought her here. "Ready to give up yet, fathead?"

Growling, he pulled Chimney and Gonbe out from their hiding places and held his pistol to their heads. "I'd reconsider cooperating if I were you."

"Hmph." Kagura took her parasol and aimed the pointed end at him. "Same to you, fathead."

"Now what do you plan to do with a parasol?" Corgi laughed.

BANG! BANG! BANG! Kagura fired several round from her parasol. Corgi stared in shock, and felt his hat split in half, and slowly felt his hair form a mohwak. Very slowly, he removed himself from Chimney and Gonbe; they ran behind Kagura the second they could. "Perhaps…a negotiation would be possible?"

"Hn? Like what?" The girl asked.

" Well, as I said on the train…the World Government is searching for these individuals, the former Shichibukai, but have yet to find them. So...in exchange for your cooperation in particular, we'll overlook this incident and give full rights off this island. I don't know where this Kabukicho is, but how'd you like to be Queen of Water 7?" Corgi asked. EEP! EEP! The Den Den Mushi went off, interrupting their conversation. "Excuse me." He went to go answer it.

Kagura stared at him in boredom, and felt Chimney pull on her arm. "You're not gonna do it, right?"

"No. This place is a dump compared to Kabukicho." Kagura smirked. Chimney and Gonbe smiled back at the reassurance.

CLICK! Kagura turned her attention back to the man, frowning at his grin. "Good news! The Shichibukai have all been reunited at Marine HQ and there are no problems anymore."

"So why are you happy?" Kagura asked.

"Oh, that means I can do what I wanted to do from the beginning. Initiate a Buster Call." Corgi smirked, and reached into his coat, bringing out a Golden Den Den Mushi.

"Buster Call? What's that, a wrestling move?" Kagura asked.

"No you fool!" Yelled the man. "It's the Navy's most vicious and most organized attack, only meant to be used if an island is to be eliminated. That's what's going to happen to Water 7 if you don't hand yourselves and the Sea Train over to me!"

"What do you want with the Sea Train anyways?" Kagura asked.

"None of your concern! Now surrender!" Corgi yelled.

"Hehe…don't yah know…the story of the boy who cried wolf?" Kagura charged forward, and Corgi knew this was his end.

With Shinpachi

Shinpachi stared before him with annoyed look; when he thought he finally had a chance to shine, the people he was in charge of, defended themselves. The Franky Family made quick work of Spandam and his goons, and currently, the creep was under interrogation.

"…I suppose that's been resolved huh?" Shinpachi sighed. "Spandam-san…why did you attack us again?"

"Like I said, these people are being suspected of housing fugitives." He replied.

"But aren't the Shichibukai diplomats for the World Government?" The boy pointed out.

"The ones were looking for either didn't fulfill their duties, or betrayed the World Government during the war two years ago. We're working on a big project, and we need those scum to redeem themselves. Seems like a fair trade doesn't it? Cooperation for freedom?" Spandam reasoned.

"Sounds like a business deal with the Yakuza." The boy replied bluntly.

"In any case, we know you World Government bastards aren't wasting your time at Water 7 for the sights of a possible finding; what are you really after Spandam?" Mozu demanded.

"Grrr…! Like I'd tell you bastards anything! And keep in mind that if you harm me, nothing will stop the World Government's wrath!" Spandam proclaimed.

"If the threat's anything like this, then I don't think anyone here has anything to worry about." Shinpachi replied. "But Mozu-san makes a good point, you're the type that'd be too arrogant to go after fugitives so to save us all the trouble, how about you just tell us your true objective Spandam-san?"

"You snot-nosed little Megane! You think you can just-" PUNCH! Shinpachi's glasses gleamed brightly.

"It's one thing to be insulted in my own universe about my glasses. But it's another to be made fun of by another." The boy replied.

"You little snot! I-I can't believe you actually hit me!" Spandam exclaimed.

"Really? Allow us!" The Risky Brothers approached and gave a few punches and kicks themselves. "This is surprisingly satisfying."

"You'll be sorry…" Spandam growled. "Once the World Government gets hold of the Sea Train-" His eyes widened and cut himself off abruptly.

"So that's what you're after, damned bastards." Lola growled.

"Sea Train? I don't get it. Are you talking about that giant train we saw coming in?" Shinpachi asked.

"The Sea Train is main mode of transportation between the islands, and it's legacy will not be tarnished by the likes of him!" Kiwi yelled.

"Legacy?" Shinpachi repeated. "I mean no offense, but what's so important about one train?"

"It was the last tribute that Big Tom made before he was framed like a dog, by that man." Everyone turned to see two people standing at the doorway of the Franky Family's house. Kokoro and Gintoki stood at the doorway, bearing serious expressions. "So that's what you bastards are after. Spandam…tell me…how close is the Tequila Wolfe bridge to being done?"

"I-I have no idea what you're talking about! The Tequila Wolfe bridge is a classified project, to which knowledge of it should only befall onto privileged ears! How do you know about it, and I don't?" Spandam demanded.

"Enough crybaby; what's this Tequila Wolfe bridge thingie?" Gintoki groaned.

"It's a bridge that supposedly going to connect the world, that's about all I know about it though." Lola responded.

"Tell me where you got that information!" Spandam demanded.

"I see. So the idea was to innovate the sea train and have it track across the world on the bridge, right?" Shinpachi deduced.

"You don't know anything Megane!" Spandam yelled.

"Shut up, metal-face." Shinpachi and Gintoki said at the same time.

"It doesn't matter." Kokoro growled. "The sea train won't be abused, and Water 7 refuses to be pushed around again. Now…" She fisted Spandam's shirt. "Where is my granddaughter?"

"In our custody." Everyone whirled around to see a smugger version of the man they were holding. "Release my son, or your granddaughter will face the consequences."

Growling, Kokoro did as she was told. Spandam scrambled behind his dad. "That's better, we'll be leaving now."

"WHAT?" Everyone shouted.

"But father! What about what these brutes did to me! Aren't you going to make them pay?" The ma-child yelled.

"And what about my granddaughter? Where's she?" Kokoro demanded.

"Our position has already been compromised enough here Spandam, the Shichibukai have returned to Marineford willingly, and there's no reason for us to stay here. The 'Puffing Ice' as they call it now, will fall into our hands eventually." The Franky Family glared. "As for your granddaughter, apparently she's riding back into Water 7 with a friend."

"What?" She asked.

"That is all, good day." Spandine turned around and walked out of the Franky Family establishment. Spandam gave them a dirty look before following after.

"Wait-" Kiwi and Mozu called, but were stopped by Gintoki.

"Leave it. They're not worth it, and Kagura's bringing back your granddaughter." Gintoki sighed.

"And if you're wrong…?" Kokoro asked carefully.

"Then I'll rescue her myself." Gintoki replied.

"Okay…" The old woman resigned.

"I'll call Iceburg and Paulie." Kiwi hurried off.

Shinpachi looked at his mentor worried. "Gin-san…are you okay?"

"Nothing Shinpachi-kun…it's just…that was way too easy."

Three hours Later

Kagura sighed in relief as Chimney pulled the train up to Water 7 for their stop; she threw up about every fluid in her body it felt like, and she still felt nauseous.

"You okay Kagura-san?" Chimney asked carefully.

"Terrific." Kagura groaned. "Let's just find Gin-chan and Shin-chan so I can get that medicine."

"Okay. Just let me set up the train." The blonde ran off to do her duties, leaving Kagura to herself. As Kagura was waiting, she noted to adult men running towards the train. One had purple hair, smoking a cigar, and looked very kept. The other had blonde hair, but had a slightly more unruly appearance.

"Chimney-chan!" The purple one yelled.

"Are you all right?" The blonde yelled.

Kagura stood up straighter when the men approached her. "What do you two want?"

"Where's Chimney-chan and Gonbe-chan?" Purple yelled.

"None of your business, what do you want with her?" Kagura asked.

"You!" Blondie got out some rope. "Tell us you little bitch!"

Kagura looked at the rope, and suddenly put on an evil grin. "I didn't know you were into S&M like Sadist, but I'm with him, so I can't do that kind of thing with other guys, uh-huh."

"YOU!" He whipped the rope at her, but Kagura jumped down and landed her shoe in his face. A second later, she nailed the purple one on the side of the head. She leapt off the guy's face, and landed several feet from them. "Want some more?"

"Why you…" Both men growled, and were about to attack, until…

"KAGURA-CHAN!" The small blonde conductor yelled down at her new friend. "Don't attack them! They're my friends! Paulie! Iceburg! She's friendly!"

"HUH?" Kagura and the two men replied.

"Kagura-chan!" Kagura turned around to see her two companions running up to her with a big group of people; several were the pirates they rode in on, one was a woman who resembled duogong, and the others had a weird logo stamped on their clothes.

Twitching in annoyance, the girl sighed. "I'm never getting that sea sick medicine, uh-huh."

Two Days Later

After making sure the island was World Government free, as well getting decent meals and bathing, plus a change of clothes, Odd-Jobs was ready to sail out. Kagura was now wearing her longer red China-dress with high-slits, plus combat-boots; and her hair was back to its normal telephone-bun style. Her hair clips had fallen out at some point, and she had gotten Kiwi and Mozu to fix them. Shinpachi was in his normal blue and white hakama, while Gintoki was in his normal black and red shirt and pants, with the styled-sky kimono draped over it slightly. And of course, a wooden sword at his side.

"You sure you'll be okay?" Shinpachi asked.

"We'll be fine." Kiwi reassured.

"Now that we know what those bastards want, we know how t fight them." Mozu finished.

"Besides…" Lola spoke up, the Risky brothers at her side. "With me and my crew here, the world Government will have a much harder time seizing any parts of the island. I'm just sorry that we won't be able to go with you."

"No it's okay." Gintoki smiled. "There are some things that can't be helped. Welp, let's get going kiddies. Kagura, move it."

"Yeah, yeah…" Kagura grumbled. She gave Chimney and Gonbe a small hug. "Thanks for the Sunboku and seasick medicine. Be careful of old men, uh-huh."

"Thanks Kagura-chan! Be careful out at sea! The Grand Line's a pretty dangerous place for only three people." Chimney replied.

"We can take care of ourselves." Kagura waved it off.

"So, where you guys headed?" Chimney asked. "Too bad Paulie and Iceburg couldn't be here."

"Wherever the wind takes us." Gintoki gave a dramatic sigh. "Let's set sail!"

"Right!" And with that the casted off, ready for whatever challenges the Grand Line threw at them.

But several minutes later… "Are those guys still here?" Iceburg huffed along with Paulie.

"No, they set out five minutes ago, why?" Kokoro asked.

"DAMN IT!" Iceburg stomped the ground.

"What's wrong?" Lola asked.

"THEY JUST STOLE MY LATEST SHIP!" Paulie exclaimed.

With Odd-Jobs

Due to it being the latest in Galley-La work, this ships was both fast, efficient, and had a automatic navigation system; so while everyone at Water 7 was wondering how they had been swindled, Gintoki and Shinpachi were basking on the main deck in glory. While Kagura (whose skin was too sensitive for the sun), stayed in the kitchen. They just typed 'Nearest Island' on the navigation pad, so they were just letting nature take it's course on where they were going. Where they end up, they didn't care.

Too bad they didn't read: LONG-RING-LONG-LAND

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