Hey guys! Here's my next chapter to this story! Please remember to update, or I won't give you new chapters! So in this chapter, Od-Jobs goes through the Davy-Back games, and I hope you find them as entertaining as I do! The villains are explored a little further, and guess who shows up at the end!

Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama or One Piece

Gintoki and Shinpachi stared nervously at the beings in front of them; one was a giant gorilla, one resembled gorilla, and the other was a giant mountain man. Kagura, in the meantime, was chasing freakin butterfly! She was strong enough to take these bahemas, so why did they have to suffer?

"Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi whispered. "Gin-san and I aren't strong enough to take these guys, so we need you to protect us!

"Yeah, yeah, just don't forget to pull your weight around here." She grumbled. "I get to pick the next guy."

"Anything! Just win!" Gintoki exclaimed.

"You two have to participate too." Kagura grumbled and lead the group out into the field. She looked at the three grinning giants, noting that the big hermit giant was the ball man. "Too easy. Let's start already!"

"YES! YES! DAVY BACK ROUND 2 BEGIN!" The odd announcer shouted.

CLICK! Aiming her armed parasol she grinned. "YOSH! Time for a game of whack a mole!"

"STOP! No weapons allowed!" Itomimizu yelled.

"But I need it for a health condition! The sun burns my skin!" Kagura complained. "A Yato's skin is too sensitive to sunlight!"

"Medical validations cannot be used unless with proven documentation!" Foxy yelled.

CLICK! Kagura disarmed her weapon and tossed it aside. "Damn. Ah well, it'll be better this way anyways!"

"SO! SO! DAVY BACK ROUND 2 BEGIN!" And with a bang of a gun, the match started. Shinpachi stayed as far away from the giants as humanly possible, while Gintoki got in front of the younger boy to protect him.

Charging forward, Pickles rushed forward, fisting his hand at the little girl. Hamburg charged and raised his cleeted shoes above her. Kagura smirked and held out both of her hands. SMASH! SMASH!

"KAGURA!" Shinpachi and Gintoki yelled.

But when the dust cleared, all they saw was Kagura's grinning face and that she had caught the giant fist and boot with her hands. Both of the giants started sweating profusely as the girl's grin became more manic.

"Yosh! I've got two ball for one ballman!" She yelled. With tremendous pull, she pulled the two giants' fist and leg out of alignment.

"AAUGH!" They yelled, and at this point, their pupils had gone up. Dropping one to the ground, she picked up Pickles and hurdled him at Big Pan. The tallest giant just stared in disbelief at what was happening, so he didn't both the dodge his incoming teammate. BANG! Pickles collided with him, soon followed by Hamburg, BANG! Soon after, Big Pan was seeing stars and all three of the Foxy teammates were on the ground.

"Oi ref." Gintoki called. "Since they're obviously forfeiting, we win right?"

"UUUHHH…" The announced turned to Foxy, who was too busy staring at the sight before him as well, he nodded dumbly unconsciously. "YES! WINNER OF ROUND 2 GOES TO ODD-JOBS!"

"YOSH! GIMME THE GIANT BIRD!" She demanded.

"WHAT? I'D NEVER GIVE UP CHUCHUN!" Itomimizu exclaimed.

"His name's no longer Chuchun, it's Sadaharu! Bow to me Sadaharu #29!" Kagura demanded.

"29? What do you mean 29? How many Sadaharu's could you possibly have?" Itomimizu demanded.

"I had many Sadaharu's throughout my childhood, but they all tragically passed, except for Sadaharu #27 who awaits for me at home!" She declared.

"What in the hell happened is 28?" Porche demanded.

"Oh, he died in the great duel between me and the Sadist. Stupid Gin-chan stepped on it though." The girl grumbled. "So can we go now? I'm bored."

"WAIT! THERE'S STILL ROUND THREE! THE CAPTAIN'S MATCH!" Foxy declared. "THIS MATCH IS TAKE ALL! IF I WIN ALL OF YOU JOIN MY CREW, IF YOU WIN-"

"We take your ship and food." Gintoki added. "Oh, and Porche-chan!"

"UGH! You're like that perverted Strawhat cook!" She blached.

"No, no, I do not wear a Strawhat, it would mess up my hair." Gintoki smiled suavely.

"You mean your perm?" Porche sweat-dropped.

"MY HAIR IS NATURALLY THIS WAY! IT'S NOT A PERM!" Gintoki shouted.

"Whatever. Looks stupid either way." Porche huffed.

Foxy had veins popping up all over his head. He was going to switch the captain's match to a dodge ball game, but there was no way he could beat tahta little girl's immense strength! What the hell was she? What devil fruit did she possess? But in looking at the permhead, he looked too lazy and stupid to put up a proper fight. Thinking back to the Strawhat Captain, he was stupid but he wasn't lazy, so naturally this should turn out better!

"OKAY! Davy Back Round 3! Captain's Fight!" Foxy announced.

Mariejois

Hijikata and Kondo sat awkwardly in the table, trying not to stare at the strange looking people. They had to keep telling themselves that this was an Amanto planet, and so naturally people of all shapes, colors, sizes, and species would be found here. But what bothered both of them the most were the man and woman in white versions of their uniforms, across from them. The Shichibukai nor the Navy officials didn't know their relationship, but it was very obvious they didn't like each other.

"Isaburo, still spamming emails?" Hijikata asked casually while marinating his rice in mayonnaise.

"No, people are actually being good email-buddies now. Are you still destroying your cholesterol with that dog-food you call mayonnaise?" Isaburo asked not looking up form his phone.

Kondo sweat-dropped as his subordinate and the opposing leaders exchanged sparks; he noted the girl was about as talkative or as interesting as ever. Nobume just munched donuts in disinterest as she always did. Deciding now would be a good time to introduce himself, Kondo stood up. "Hello, my name is Kondo Isao, leader and founder of the Shinsengumi; we are the elite task force that keeps the peace in our world. This is my Vice-captain Hijikata Toshiro, and my First-Squad Captain is currently out right now, but you'll meet him eventually. His name is Okita Sougo, the best sword arm in the Shinsemgumi."

Davy-Back Fight

Gintoki stared nervously at what he was about to do; he was going to kill this Foxy-bastard! Staring down below, he faced the roller derby of doom with a pale face. For the final fight, Foxy declared a roller-derby race; whoever got passed the finish line first, won. After begging Shinpachi to do it, considering he was the only one out of them who knew how to skate! But the megane was still bitter about the 'Ballman' comment, so he refused to participate, and Kagura wasn't allowed to compete due to the fact that she single-handedly won two rounds.

"O-Oi, a-any chance we could talk about this?" He asked feebly.

"NOPE! ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!" Imomizu yelled.

ZIP! Both were launched into the skating sphere. "AAAAUGH!" Gintoki waved his arms frantically to keep himself in balance, while Foxy kept himself straight and balanced the whole time. Meanwhile, his crew brought out some bags, and poured some round items onto the ramp, marbles. "Shinpachi! Kagura! These guys are throwing marbles ontot the ramp! You guys throw something now!"

"Okay Gin-chan!" Before he knew it, Kagura threw a bunch of bombs onto the roller rink, going straight for him.

"YOU IDIOT!" Spending forward, he ran for his life to get away from the dangerous detonations.

Foxy's eyes bugged out at the development. "OI! Referee! Card him already!"

"Lose weight to go faster you stupid fox-man!" Gintoki shouted.

"GAAH!" Foxy suddenly slumped over, and a little rain cloud appeared over his head.

"WHY? WHY? Is there a raincloud! Did that negative comment stop him? Is he really that weak?" Gintoki exclaimed at the ridiculousness.

"Foxy-sama! You're strong! You can beat him!" Porche yelled.

Just as easily as he became depressed, Foxy went right back up again, and sped forward. "Not to worry my pet, I have my ways!" Reaching down on his skates, he pushed a button. BOOM! Rocket boosters were activated on his skates and he sped forward. He passed Gintoki in seconds.

"WHAT? Rocket Boosters? How is he staying on? What is, Wil.E..Coyote and the Road Runner?" The permhead demanded. In his yelling, he hadn't noticed something on the ramp- a small bump that leaned upwards. Gintoki soon found himself flying over Foxy. "AAAUGH!"

"Ara! Look Shinpachi! Gin-chan's flying!" Kagura pointed.

` "Ah. He's like a Blue-Footed Boobie coming for it's notorious graceful landing." The boy nodded.

"I knew it! Gin-chan is a boob!" Kagura smiled.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BOOB!" Stumbling a bit, he managed to miraculously land on his feet, and continued the race. He called back to Foxy behind him. "OI Fox-guy! How do you stop these things?"

"Why would you stop in the middle of the race? Forfeiting?" He laughed, and pointed his finger at the Permhead.

"NO IDIOT! I'M GOING TOO FAST, AND I'M GOING TO ROLL-OUT INTO THE OCEAN LIKE THIS!" Gintoki shouted.

"Don't worry, speed won't be your problem for long. NORO-NORO BEAM!" He shot a beam at Gintoki, effectively slowing the Samurai down. Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura gawked at this; what the hell did that guy do?

"Shinpachi, is he half robot or something?" The girl asked.

"Maybe. It would explain his robust body and extreme mood-swings." Shinpachi's rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"Of course not!" Porche exclaimed. "Foxy-sama just used his devil fruit that's all! Which is allowed in the rules, before you argue!"

"Devil fruit?" Shinpachi murmured, his eyes widened when he remembered the Skypians mention it. His eyes narrowed. "Excuse me, Porche-san…could you tell us more about these devil fruits?"

Meanwhile, Gintoki was wondering why the hell he slowed down; just what had the guy shot him with? Suddenly, Gintoki felt himself gain speed, and he quickly caught up with Foxy. "OI! Fox-guy! What the hell did you shoot at me?"

"Like it? It's the power of my Noro Noro no MI! The power to slow anyone down for 30sec!" He declared arrogantly, and pointed again at Gintoki.

"Noro Noro no Mi?" Gintoki repeated.

"Yes! My devil fruit you dolt!" He exclaimed.

"Devil Fruit?" Thinking back to the Marine Vice Admiral, Gintoki's eyes widened. "Say…what are these devil fruits exactly?"

"You don't know? Just what backwater island do you come from?" Foxy asked.

"I come form a different planet all together bastard!" Gintoki exclaimed. "Now tell me about these damned devil fruits!"

"They're the fruits that are supposedly born from the sea itself! Each fruit has a specific power, and depending on which on you eat, you receive that power! With the different powers, come the different types: Zoan, Logia, and Paramecia. The zoan type are the ones that transform you into an animal or an object, the logia turn you into the embodiment of an element, and the Paramecia allow your body to contain power and project it, like mine!" Foxy explained haughtily. "There are also several extremely rare types called the Mystic Zoan, but all of those are taken anyways! They essentially transform you into a mystic beat or heavenly figure of some kind!"

"…Not everyone has these devil fruits right?" Gintoki was nervous, this universe might be a lot nastier than he had initially thought. "There's a weakness to these things right!"

"Of course there is! There's the material seastone, which is found at the bottom of the deepest parts of the ocean! And then…in exchange for swallowing the fruit, each user loses their ability to swim." That statement surprised Gintoki. "I know what you're thinking! How does a pirate or anyone survive without being able swim? For a simple answer, we're just careful, have crewmates, or get lucky. It's a necessary sacrifice to climb to the top, or even just to survive. It's so bad, that just having contact with the ocean water neutralize us."

"Isn't that counterproductive if you're around water all the time?" Gintoki pointed out.

"Again! A necessary risk! Now stay still and let me win!" Foxy demanded. "NORO-NORO BEAM!" It hit Gintoki as intended, and Foxy sped up to pass him, but what happened next was unexpected. "What?" Foxy felt something grab his back as he passed Gintoki, and saw that the permhead had actually pulled himself up onto his back.

"HO? THE PERMHEAD SAMURAI ACTUALLY PULLED HIMSELF UP ON CAPTAIN FOXY FOR A PIGGY-BACK RIDE!" The announcer yelled.

Foxy was shocked and tried to shake the samurai off him. "Get off me you ignoramus!"

"No Fox-guy, you see…I'm lazy and haven't had sugar in awhile, and your explanation bored me, so I feel too lazy to finish the race. So I'm just hitching a ride with you so we can win this on a tie." Gintoki explained.

"A tie? The Davy Games have never ended in a tie!" Foxy exclaimed. "Now get off my back!"

"Then it will be a contest of who leans their head in the farthest." The permhead shrugged.

"NO!" Foxy failed his arms desperately, trying to get the other man off him. In all this arguing Foxy hadn't noticed they were coming up on the finish line.

"Look alive Fox-guy." Gintoki leaned forward, which caused Foxy to do so as well. And in a flash of a camera, the race was over. Rolling to a stop, Gintoki got off Foxy's back and quickly got the skates off, vowing never to wear those horrid things again. Turning back to the man he rode on, he scratched the back of his head. "So…who won?"

Mariejois

The meeting was over, and the Shichibukai had been dismissed, leading the Navy Officials and World government officials left. Hijikata stared at Spandine and Spandam distrustfully, after hearing about the fugitives escaping from this island called Water7, the Vice-Captain was less than impressed. Honestly, seven pirates escaped against an etire battalion of elite Navy and government soldiers, what kind of organization was this? "Spandam-san…how was it a tiny group of people bet your entire fleet?" He asked.

"Those bastards who used to be apart of Cipher Pole screwed me over!" He screamed indignantly. "Rob Lucci and those bastards! They'll pay for what they did to me! They'll pay for that disaster!" He clenched his teeth.

Spandine put a hand on his son's shoulder. "As you can tell, my son has been deeply scarred by the Enies Lobby incident, so no intention less than revenge is sufficient."

"I see." Kondo spoke up. "Not that I don't respect your love and dedication for your son, but what does that have to do with the alliance of the Mimiwarigumi and Shinesngumi with the Navy and World Government?"

"It's simple really." Isaburo spoke up. "With the Marineford war ending at a standstill two years ago, the world is still on edge about who is the dominant force in the world, so it will be out job to remind the world that is the peace that order and justice keeps that allows them to live and thrive. However, superficial words like this mean nothing without a some sort of commitment."

"Ah. So basically, we're going to find these traitors and bring them in for judgement huh?" Hijikata smoked a cigarette. "I'm guessing this is a job left to us, and not these rich-bastards?"

"No." Akainu spoke up. "This is a collaborative project between you and the Mimiwarigumi; it'll prove your mutual cooperation and promise to your alliance to the Navy. By bringing in these traitors, you not only prove your worth, but whether or not we can trust you."

"I see." Kondo nodded. "We'll need a guide though, I'm afraid we don't know these waters."

"One will be provided for you." Kizaru answered.

"I see. So let's go over these former Cipher Pole agents shall we?" The monocle guy closed his phone.

"Fine." Hijikata took a drag and started looking over the files, but then he noticed something on Spandine's face. "What happened to your face?"

"Nothing. Got punched out by a damned permhead." He growled.

Hijikata dropped his cigarette. "Permhead?"

Back at Davy Back

Well the results were in, Gintoki won- with his perm. While both men had leaned in their heads in furiously at the end, it was Gintoki's hairdo that allowed his head to be big enough to extend the necessary diameter of his head to win the race. So they were now the second to ever win against the Foxy pirates.

Gintoki grinned and clapped his hands together. "So we get the hot girl, a navigator, and giant bird! Thank you for business!"

"NO! I demand a rematch!" Foxy and Porche demanded.

"Don't be sore losers, this was proposed by you, right?" Gintoki pointed out.

"It doesn't matter! I refuse to go with people like you!" Porche turned up her nose.

"I don't care, I just want Sadaharu No. 29." Kagura said, trying to control the flaiig bird.

"Ano…may we just have a ship?" Shinpachi asked sensibly. But in the corner of Shinpachi's eye, he saw something. "Uh…guys?" They coming up close on Kagura notably.

"HOLD STILL-" Kagura was suddenly pulled off Chuchun, and saw her new pet get trapped by a giant net. "NO! Sadaharu No. 29!" She turned to the assailant with pumped fists. "Who are you, you bastard?"

The assailant was an old man who looked notably like a chef. He had a pointy mustache, a very tall chef hat, was dressed in a chef outfit, was fat and old, and had a peg for his left leg. He stared down at the girl in disinterest and turned to his men, who looked like kitchen aides. "OI! Careful! Don't want to damage the meat!"

"AYE!" They yelled.

"Listen to me you bastard!" Kagura shouted.

"HM?" He turned to the Kagura with a glare. "Who are you?"

"I'm Yato Kagura, Queen of Kabukicho! Now release Sadaharu No. 29!" She demanded.

"29? What happened to the others?" He asked.

"They all died except for No. 27, and that's cause he's a giant puppy-dog god! No. 29 is obviously a bird god of some kind, so hand him over!" She demanded.

"Sweetie, the only form of god that exists in that bird is the genetics that bred him." He looked at her and noted the two odd-balls out of the masked pirate group. "See you and your companions got into a mess wit the Foxy Crew? You still owe me for that large meal Foxy."

"Yes!" Foxy stood straight. "Please take the bird as payment!"

"SIR!" Itomimizu exclaimed. "How could you be so heartless?"

"It's either me or the bird!" Foxy exclaimed.

"It doesn't matter!" Kagura exclaimed. "Don't blame Sadaharu no. 27 for his debt! Now let him go or I'll kill you!"

"You willing to do anything for that bird?" He asked with a glint. At this, Shinpachi and Gintoki went behind Kagura.

"Oi, Oi, Oi, just what do you think you're doing, hitting on little girls so blatantly?" Gintoki pointed out.

"Hm? Who are you permhead?" He asked.

"It's not a perm!" He exclaimed. "But I'm Sakata Gintoki, and this is my assistant Shimura Shinpachi."

"Kagura-chan's our friend, and we won't let you hurt her." The boy replied.

"I see." He twirled his mustache thoughtfully. "Tell you what, if you three bozos work off the amount of money Foxy owes me, as well as the amount of money that bird would bring, I'll let you three have the bird and even bring you to the nearest island."

"Deal!" Kagura said instantly.

"Don't go deciding things on your own!" Gitnoki hit over the head. "Honestly, stupid brat. So how much money are we talking here, old man?"

"We're looking at 100 million beri, so you're looking at about ten years of labor." He answered.

"No thank-" BOING! Kagura bashed Gintoki and Shinpachi into unconsciousness before they could protest.

"So what's your name, new boss-man?" Kagura stood straight.

"Zeff. Head Chef of the Floating Restaurant Baratie." He smirked.

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