Aliens Versus Predator: Unexpected Guests

Me: Welcome to the second chapter of AvP: Unexpected Guest!

Tiffa: Yea welcome back.

Me: Why so down?

Tiffa: Well how would you feel if you had a Yautja in your home always making a mess everywhere and destroying your shit but now I've got two! And I have to go back to see if there is a mess.

Me: Well I'm sorry but I had to have at least something happen in you house. At least you have two devilishly handsome Predators to ogle at. I mean they're very good pieces of eye candy*Giggles* Oh how I wish they were real.*Watches the two shirtless Predators dueling with each other in hand-to-hand combat with Tiffa.*

Tiffa: I guess I can't argue with you there haha.*Grabs a random bowl of popcorn and starts eating it.*

Me:*Munches on popcorn.* Yo Kidnapped please do disclaimer I'm busy with some Eye Candy!

Kidnapped:*Sighs and turns away from her own computer and mutters* Fine lazy piece of shiz.

Me: I heard that!

Kidnapped: OH for Pete's sake Alright I'll do it. DemonicKitty the lazy neko youkai over there doesn't own the Avp, Predator, or Alien films rights. All she owns for rights is her laptop. There you happy?

Me: Yep! Verrrry happy..*Giggles like a schoolgirl*

Kidnapped: *Facepalms with a sigh*

Me: And holy shit I just realized I make all my characters orphans! Da frack?!

Kidnapped: Well then make a story without the person being an orphan! It's as simple as that.

Me: But I like giving them sob stories that get the readers feeling for them. _

Chapter 2: Diary Thieves,
Tiffa leaves.

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The Predators followed Tiffa around town as she ran some errands. By the time she was done it was half past 11. The two Predators got back to the house 5 minutes before Tiffa arrived. They sat on the couch and acted as if nothing happened and just talked with each other after taking off their masks.

"Hey guys I'm back." Tiffa called tiredly. She was half-asleep on her feet. She walked into the living room and as expected the two Predators' eyes bulged a bit. Even after watching her it still was kind of surprising, the outfit totally complimented her. Tiffa collapsed into her recliner and pulled one of the furs over and then shut her eyes. The brothers looked at each other, they hadn't thought that she was that tired.

"Uh Tiffa? Why you no go upstairs?" Lar'ja-thwei asked. She turned onto her side.

"Cause... dun't wanna." She mumbled out, "Too tired."

"Mei-hswei, maybe we should take her upstairs." Yeyin-Guan whispered to his brother. Lar'ja-thwei nodded and walked over to Tiffa. Lar'ja-thwei picked her up carefully.

"Tiffa where room?" He asked her.

"Third on left." She mumbled. Lar'ja-thwei carried her upstairs and found her room. Opening the door he placed her on the bed in the room. He put the blankets over her. Tiffa grabbed his hand, "Mmm thank you Lar'ja." She said before turning over and promptly passing out.

"Mei-hswei, now's our chance to search for a diary." Yeyin-Guan said.

"How'd you talk me into doing this." Lar'ja-thwei said with a sigh. "Let's just get this over with and hope that Tiffa doesn't find out." They started searching her room.

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(10 minutes of quiet searching later:) "Lar'ja-thwei I think I've found them."

"Them? Wait you found more then one?" Lar'ja-thwei said and his brother nodded taking out a cardboard box.

"Well this is gonna be easy. They are all dated so we don't have to try and figure out which is the right one." Yeyin-Guan said leaving Tiffa's room with the box of diaries and going down back into the living room. Lar'ja-thwei followed after quietly closing Tiffa's door. Yeyin-Guan chose the very first in the series. He read it out loud so his brother knew what it said. The diary read:

'Date: February 15, 2191, Dear diary, I am a fifteen year old girl named Tiffa. My parents died yesterday. I feel so alone with out them. I had to kill them myself. It was the hardest thing I've ever done but it was for the best. They were hosts, they had been dragged away sometime before I found them again. Well at least I got to say goodbye to them. Damn that Weyland for hiring my parents and not telling them the full situation. I'd kill him if I wouldn't get in trouble with the law but that isn't so. Weyland gave me three presents as an apology. They were three cute kittens but they had been bred and messed with in a lab so they are different then your average cat. I was told they are smarter and when I talked to them they would understand me. I still haven't named them yet but I'll think of something I'm sure of it. That bastard Weyland has disappeared again probably to get even more suckers to do his dirty work. Oh well at least I killed the Queen all by myself. That even earned me an award, though I wish I had my parents instead of some silly reward. At least I know they were proud of me. I have decided to take an oath to never fight again or pick up a weapon. I hope I don't break it but in the case that I do I hope it was for a good reason.' That was the end of the very first entry in they very first diary. "Wow she had to kill her own parents. Poor girl. Well let's read the few most recent ones." Yeyin-Guan said picking up the diary Tiffa was currently using. They chose an entry, it read:

'Date: November 29th,2198: I haven't written in a while and it's been bugging me so I've decided to write. Let's see what to talk about... I know my friend Sarah invited me over for thanksgiving but I declined. She understood why thankfully. She has someone that loves her and to be truthful I am envious of her. I wish I had someone who loved me like that but nope I don't. I'll probably never experience the wonders of love but that's fine as long as Sarah keeps on being my best friend. I never want to experience the true loneliness I did 3 years ago before becoming friends with Sarah. She's the only person who kept trying to break my wall of ice and she was successful and I must say I am grateful she tried so hard. I love her like a sister and I know she feels the same. In a way we are sisters with the way we act with each other I've been mistaken as her sister more times then I care to count. Though I don't know how since she has bleach blonde hair dark emerald green eyes and is as white as snow. While I have pitch black hair, these incredibly bright ice blue eyes, that like to change how dark or light they are depending on my mood, I'm tan from being in the sun so much since she likes to drag me to a private beach she owns every summer. Ah I better get to bed haha it's like almost midnight.'

They stared at the entry with a bit of shock, "True loneliness? I never want to know what that feels like, Mei-hswei." Lar'ja-thwei said to his brother, "When's the next entry?"

"Let's see I think it's the day you crashed into her house but a time before." Yeyin-Guan said. This entry read:

'Date: December 5st, 2198; 11am: My friend just told me something that confirmed my fears about the kidnapping that have been going on. It's those damn fuckers and if I hadn't taken that oath I would have hunted them down by now. Ah well I don't regret taking the oath but sometimes I do miss the thrill of a hunt, the thrill of a battle. I can't deny that I'm a warrior at heart but it's fine because I know one day my time will come again. A time when I will have to fight, to protect those who are dear to me, to protect my home and my territory. Anyways I should get to work, those people aren't going to entertain themselves.'

"So she knew they were here interesting." Yeyin-Guan said turning to the next entry.

'Date: December 5th/6th,2198; 3am: Why did this have to happen to me? Oh well at least it didn't happen to a person who doesn't know how to fight. I nearly got it's acidic blood on me like that time 7 years ago, while I was fighting a Praetorian I got it's blood on my leg. Luckily I was by some water and it hadn't eaten away too much of my leg. At least I saved someone this time as well though cleaning up was a bitch especially with that damn facehugger in the guest room. Good thing I have the strength to keep it from attaching to my face. My new house guest is a Predator named Lar'ja-thwei. Oh my poor poor coffee table oh well I can always get a new one. Well I'm off to bed, god knows how long this silence will last now that I have an unexpected guest in my home but damn was he handsome and those muscles and I need to stop acting like a girl! God I do need sleep if I'm starting to write things like that. I should probably also fix his armor and mask. It's the mask that interests me the most though but I'll just fix it. I'm sure Lar'ja-thwei wouldn't like if I messed with it. So yeah just fix it.'

"Oh? I think she likes you hahaha. I wonder how she fixed your mask though. It looks like it's brand new." Yeyin-Guan said teasing his brother who was blushing a dark green.

"Oh shut it just keep reading." Lar'ja-thwei growled at his brother.

"Alright alright, hmm she didn't write anything until today." They both wondered when she had found the time to write.

'Date: December 10th, 2198: God why did I have to be stuck with an alien that doesn't know the meaning of Stay IN Bed To Heal. He's already ripped his stitches about 14 times and I have no idea in hell how he managed to do that over the course of only 5 days. And guess what I woke up to this morning. It definitely wasn't the sweet silence I miss but loud roaring and cat yowling, and then what do I find? I find my whole damn living room torn apart and thankfully my laptop somehow landed oh my pile of furs. But my parents old china set was smashed beyond repair sadly. It was one of the few remaining items I had to remember them by. My parents would use those plates when their whole team had come back after successfully completing the mission. While cleaning I remembered that I had left my sword outside and when I went to retrieve it low and behold I find another fucking Predator. As if one isn't bad enough. Of course we fought and then I escaped after wounding him but not before he severely wounded me. Then he appeared again almost an hour later all healed. Wish I had some of that stuff that they use to heal. That would come in real handy. But anyways I found out it is Lar'ja-thwei's brother Yeyin-Guan. I'll patch them up after re-patching my own wound. Lar'ja-thwei has reopened his wounds for the millionth time and now I'm starting to run out of supplies but I'll pick them up when I go to town. I also have to force myself not to blush when I see him shirtless. What the fuck is wrong with me? That reminds me what fucking time is it?'

"And that is the last entry." Yeyin-Guan said and decided to start teasing his brother again, "So Lar'ja-thwei what's going on with you and this Ooman, Tiffa?" this made his brother blush again and growl at him.

"Nothing! Absolutely nothing so shut your yap Yeyin-Guan or Paya so help me I will have to hurt you." His brother growled and this just made Yeyin-Guan chuckle.

"Alright alright I'll stop teasing you. Now let's go return these." Yeyin-Guan said.

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After returning the diaries and nearly waking up Tiffa they were back downstairs saying goodnight to each other.

"Goodnight Yeyin-Guan." Lar'ja-thwei said walking towards the room he slept in.

"Goodnight Lar'ja-thwei, we shall talk more about what we've discovered tonight in the morning." Yeyin-Guan said to his brother who merely nodded then disappeared into another room.

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(The next morning:) Tiffa woke up to... silence for once. She sat up quickly, a bit too quickly for she winced in pain as she remembered her wound. She carefully got out of bed and crept downstairs to find everything in order. Now she was freaking out a bit. Her usual morning would be getting woken up by roaring or something close and coming down to find a complete and total mess in one of the rooms. -Okay this is not normal. Where are they?- She thought then walked outside to find her two guests sparring with each other, without anything on asides from their loincloths. It was unusually warm today but she liked it. It took all her will power to keep herself from blushing at the sight but even then a slight blush showed on her face. That's when the two Yautja noticed her.

"Good morning Tiffa. I trust you slept well?" Yeyin-Guan said greeting her. They both noticed her slight blush.

"Oh uh yes I did surprisingly. Usually Lar'ja-thwei and my cats wake me up with some sort of commotion." Tiffa said.

"Yes so I've heard from my Mei-hswei, sorry I mean brother." Yeyin-Guan said and to Tiffa's surprise Lar'ja-thwei blush in embarrassment.

"Oh? Well what are you two doing out here?"

"I spar with Yeyin-Guan." Lar'ja-thwei said.

"So I noticed. I'm going to go make some breakfast. Um what do you guys eat?" Tiffa asked.

"Primarily meat but we can be omnivores. So anything I guess." Yeyin-Guan answered. Tiffa smirked and snickered as she knew exactly what to make, bacon.

"Okay! You two continue your sparring I'll call you when breakfast is ready." Tiffa said going inside to start breakfast. -Sadly I can't eat much with a wound like this so I'll just make enough for two Predators and that'll probably take the whole package- She thought with a giggle, -Oh god I'm starting to let down my guard. Crap oh well it's nice to be just myself instead of having my guard up. I wonder when Sarah will arrive? Oh it's 9:30 in the morning wonderful.- Tiffa then started cooking the bacon. The only problem was she had to ignore the two Predators sparring outside right in front of the kitchen window. Halfway through the package the phone started ringing. Tiffa picked it up and flipped an egg she was cooking as well as turn over the bacon. "Hello?"

"Hey Tiffa! It's Sarah, I'm uh coming over now so I'll see you then. Oh and um could you make breakfast for me I haven't had anything yet." Sarah said and Tiffa could hear something in the background.

"Sarah? Are you alright?" Tiffa asked with narrowed eyes. Tiffa could tell she was driving but there was quite a few someones with her. She suspected her friend was in danger and had s. Tiffa would protect her no matter what.

"Oh yes perfectly fine! No need to worry about me." Sarah said not sounding perfectly fine and Tiffa's suspicions were confirmed. Tiffa knew that meant, 'Nope I've got some very bad people with me and I need help.' Tiffa pretended to accept the answer.

"Alright Sarah if you're sure. See you within the hour." Tiffa said hanging up. -Well this morning was ruined oh well. I'll have to tell them to cloak themselves and keep out of sight.- Tiffa stepped outside and called, "Breakfast is ready so get your asses inside if you want any." Tiffa giggled after saying that. She went back into the kitchen and a few minutes later her guests were there. She gave them two big plates filled with bacon and one egg each. They dug in and clicked happily.

"Hm you're not having any Tiffa?" Yeyin-Guan asked.

"No it's my wound remember? I can't really eat anything for a while. I'll probably be able to eat something tomorrow I guess. Anyways I have to talk to you two about something." Tiffa said going from happy to deadly serious.

"What is it Tiffa?" Yeyin-Guan asked.

"Well my friend is moving in but there have been... complications." Tiffa said looking a bit nervous.

"What sort of complications?" Lar'ja-thwei asked.

"Oh the hostage situation kind of complications. Someone, or someones, is holding my friend. I think that they know me and my family from the Marine days. They're going to arrive within the hour and I wanted to ask you two something." Tiffa said, really nervous now and fidgeting.

"Ask what?" Lar'ja-thwei asked.

"Well I was wondering if you guys would um cloak and stay hidden no matter what happens?" Tiffa asked.

"No" Lar'ja-thwei said.

"Why not?"

"Because you get hurt." Lar'ja-thwei said crossing his arms.

"I understand this Lar'ja-thwei but I need you two to stay hidden. Please I am begging you. Besides the guy has to think I'm alone since usually I am all alone. But that doesn't mean I ain't any less dangerous." Tiffa said begging which surprised them.

"Fine me no like but will do." Lar'ja-thwei said grumpily and wasn't prepared for Tiffa to hug him. After a second she immediately let go and stepped back trying to regain composure.

"Um I have no idea where that came from so let's just pretend it didn't happen." Tiffa said with a faint blush.

"Tiffa just know if it gets way too dangerous we will step in. After all we do owe you. You took us in and fixed our wounds. Hell you saved my brother's life." Yeyin-Guan said making Tiffa want to blush very badly but she held her composure but just barely.

"Oh alright but I have ways to defend myself." Tiffa said crossing her arms and looking away. This made them chuckle. "Well I'm gonna go put on my armor underneath some clothes. It'll deflect bullets if the have guns, plasma gun on the other hand I'll have to use something special I made a while back." She said grinning mischievously, "Anyways go cloak yourselves they'll be here any minute.

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(5 minutes later:) Tiffa was pacing in her living room and the Predators were on the roof, cloaked when they all heard a car pull up. Tiffa had her more compact weapons hidden on her beneath her clothes and on her armor. Stepping outside, she made sure everything was ready to be used just in case. Sarah stepped out of the car with two men, one of which was holding a gun to a terrified Sarah's head. Tiffa growled lowly and gave a glare from the pits of hell to the two men. "What the fuck do you want... Jack?" Tiffa asked still growling.

"Oh nothing except for maybe your death!" He yelled pushing Sarah to the ground and taking out a plasma rifle. He shot at Tiffa but she smirked and was ready. She pressed a button on a wrist band and a shield made of energy came out and just absorbed the Plasma bullets. Tiffa had made it so that the enemy will think that it'll only absorb so much and then break but nope once it's full it will actually start deflecting the bullets. Even though it was a shield it was made out of energy so regular bullets would go through but that's why her armor was bullet proof. You see a person needs the whole outfit for it to be the ultimate defense and attack. The whole outfit included the compact weapons that had to be added to it.

"Well well well look who came prepared." The other guy said.

"Hello Christopher long time no see thank the gods." Tiffa said coldly.

"I suppose you came very prepared. How'd you know?" He asked.

"Oh I can tell when something's wrong. Call it instinct if ya want to." Tiffa said taking out a spear like the Predator ones. It extended and she smirked.

"Oh is that all you're coming at us with? A spear? How hilarious." Jack said taking out a gun filled with bullets. He shot at Tiffa and frowned when it bounced off and into a tree, "You have something on underneath your clothes don't you?"

"Oh look who's the smarty pants. Of course you idiot! I don't come to a battle unprepared." Tiffa yelled tearing off her clothes to reveal the armor underneath. She put on her half mask.

"Last I heard you had taken an oath not to fight. What happened? Did you have to dishonor yourself and that precious family name for something?" Christopher said mockingly.

(A/n: This group of Ex-Marines are like Yautja with the honor thing though these two are the 'bad bloods' so to speak They like to poke fun at what her parents and the team did. LAWLS XD)

"Just so happens what I did was more honorable and made up for the oath breaking." Tiffa said and threw the spear at Jack. He dodged and tried to get a head shot when her mask became a full blown helmet and just deflected the bullet. It then went back to normal. Tiffa chuckled softly, "Haha I didn't name this suit the Ultimate battle suit for nothing."

"Damn you and your inventions! Well I'll just have to kill your pretty little friend here." Jack said going to grab Sarah when he was punch by something invisible and that invisible thing grabbed Sarah. It super jumped into the forest.

"Whatcha gonna do now mate? Get out of here or do I have to kill you? I really don't want to ruin the day with bloodshed but I will if I have to."She said with a dangerous gleam in her darkening eyes. Pulling out a sword, Tiffa was ready for their decision. She smirked as the men got back into the car and sped off after yelling, "We'll get you, you bitch! And your little friend too!"

(A/n: I am sorry but I couldn't resist XD)

Tiffa put her sword away, deactivated the shield, and took off her mask. Lar'ja-thwei jumped off the roof and right in front of Tiffa. He deactivated his cloaking device. "Well done. You not hurt?" Lar'ja-thwei asked.

"Nope see I'm totally fine. Now where's my friend?" Tiffa asked looking at the forest.

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(With Sarah and Yeyin-Guan while the battle is going on: XD) Sarah was set down gently by whatever it was that was holding her. Yeyin-Guan uncloaked and said, "Are you alright?" Sarah gasped when he removed his mask as he asked her that question.

"Oh uh yes I am thank you." She said blushing.

"You're quite welcome. I'm Yeyin-Guan by the way. You're Sarah right?" He asked.

"Yes, so you're one of the brothers Tiffa was telling me about! It's very nice to meet you." Sarah said standing up with Yeyin-Guan's help.

"It is nice to meet a friend of Tiffa's. Come we should head back." Yeyin-Guan said when they heard the yell.

"Alright." Sarah said trailing along behind him.

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Tiffa looked at the forest as Sarah ran through yelling her name. Tiffa was tackle hugged by her friend. "Ouch omph!" Tiffa said and looked at her friend who was crying on her shoulder.

"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! I was so terrified!" She said sobbing into my shoulder. Tiffa squeezed her gently and patted her head.

"I know my friend I know you were. Now if you could get off me please. It's not that I don't like the hug. I'm wounded." Tiffa said chuckling.

"Oh I'm sorry! Of course." Sarah said getting off and sat next to Tiffa as she sat up. She wiped the tears away and smiled at Tiffa.

"Thank you Yeyin-Guan for snatching her when they said they were going to kill her." Tiffa said and smiled at said Predator. Tiffa got up and looked down at her friend, "Come Sarah I have breakfast for you if you still want it."

"Oh yes of course! I love your cooking. It's absolutely wonderful." Sarah said beaming.

"Alright, well you two can go back to your sparring while I speak with my friend inside." Tiffa said dragging her friend inside. They walked to the kitchen and Tiffa couldn't resist sneaking a glace out the kitchen window. They were back in nothing but their loincloths and she couldn't resist the blush this time.

"Oh I think I see someone blushing!" Sarah said giggling like a madman.

"Oh shut it and eat!" Tiffa said embarrassed that she had been caught. Sarah ate her food before continuing to speak.

"Soooo I'm dying to know which one you find the hottest." Sarah said with a giggle as Tiffa blushed again.

"Alright but you must swear not to tell another soul. You got it?" Tiffa asked and Sarah nodded, "Alright I find Lar'ja-thwei the hottest out of the two." Tiffa blushed as she suddenly found the floor quite interesting.

"Ah yes he is a hottie that one but I like Yeyin-Guan haha. I think he's the hottest one." She said giggling.

"Oh? You sure it's not just cause he saved your life?" Tiffa asked teasing.

"No it's not just cause he saved me. I just am attracted to him probably in the same way you're attracted to Lar'ja-thwei. Anyways I thank you again for letting me stay. However I have to go get my car that has all my stuff in it. They kidnapped me just as I was ready to leave." Sarah said looking out the window and staring at Yeyin-Guan.

"Again I am really sorry. I have no idea how they found me and I didn't want you to get mixed up in this whole 'We have to kill that bitch' thing." She said that last part in a attempt at a male's voice. This made Sarah laugh. Tiffa giggled with her friend. Sarah got up stretching and yawned.

"Hey can I go sleep on your couch. I didn't get much sleep with my ex banging on my bedroom door almost all night." Sarah said with a yawn.

"Yea sure you can sleep there. Hmm I'll have to figure out sleeping arrangements. Well I could turn another room into another guest room since I have so many rooms." Tiffa said giggling.

"Yea how bout we figure it out when I wake up 'kay?"

"Okay. Go sleep Sarah you need it." Tiffa said doing the dishes that were used for breakfast. Sarah went into the living room and crashed on the couch but not before grabbing one of the furs in the corner of the room to use as a blanket.

Tiffa hummed lightly not realizing that her guests had just come in from sparring and were staring at her as she smiled to herself. She felt someone watching her so she turned to see Yeyin-Guan and Lar'ja-thwei. She stared wide-eyed then blushed and looked at the floor. "Oh uh hi. Didn't hear you guys come in." Tiffa said.

"Tiffa has nice voice." Lar'ja-thwei said and she blushed even redder.

"Oh uh thank you Lar'ja-thwei" She said turning around and going back to the dishes. Lar'ja-thwei and Yeyin-Guan started talking to each other in their native language.

"So she's finally letting her guard down huh?" Yeyin-Guan said.

"I guess. Do you think we should tell her how long we might be staying? Or do you think she'll be angry if we tell her?" Lar'ja-thwei said before, as if reading their minds, Tiffa started speaking.

"So... how long are you two staying?" Tiffa asked kinda hoping they'd stay a while longer.

"Oh yea about that it might be a year... or three before our clan ship gets us." Yeyin-Guan said.

"I see well you two are welcome to stay here. God knows how much I need company haha. Even if that company constantly causes chaos through out my home." Tiffa said smiling to herself since her back was turned to them.

"Thank you Tiffa. You are very kind." Yeyin-Guan said with a happy trill.

"You're welcome." Tiffa said finishing with the dishes and puts them away, "Oh and could you be quiet? Sarah is sleeping."

"Alright we quiet." Lar'ja-thwei said and Tiffa left. She went upstairs to write in her diary. She wrote:

'Date:December 11th, 2198: Oh my god they could be staying for up to three years! That's a long time and I have no idea why I'm so happy about this but I am. On to a pressing matter though. I'm planning to leave in a few days when my wound will allow it. I can't tell anyone though for they may try to stop me but people have to understand. I need to do this, for my parents. I need to get rid of those fuckers whenever I come across them and right now their hive is weak. It's the perfect chance to strike. I'll also have to leave in the middle of the night. Not good for the darkness is a Xenomorph's ally but good thing I have something like a Predator's Alien vision when it comes to it. They won't be able to hide from me. Now I need to go train. Good thing I programed my virtual training room with Xenomorph training. Just got to get dressed in my armor and sneak downstairs and into the basement.'

Tiffa got up and quickly changed into her complete armor. Meaning she had everything on, all the weapons and devices. Also her armor is acid proof so she's well prepared for Xenomorphs. The only thing that can get through her armor is close combat weapons, meaning stuff like swords, spears, Xeno tails with enough force. She crept downstairs and went into the basement.

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(Meanwhile, with a sleeping Sarah and a Predator.) Yeyin-Guan stared at the sleeping Sarah with interest. She stirred and sat up rubbing her eyes, "Mmm where am I? Oh that's right Tiffa's house." She said yawning.

"Have a good nap, Sarah?" Yeyin-Guan said, scaring the hell out of her.

"Holy bajesus! Don't do that." She said with a hand over her heart.

"Oh sorry for scaring you." He said chuckling.

"To answer your question yes I did have a good nap thank you." Sarah said giving the Predator a smile.

"That's good. Anyways I wanted to ask you a question." Yeyin-Guan said looking at the fire in the fireplace.

"okay. You can ask me anything I'll just decided whether or not to answer. I don't mind you asking me questions." Sarah said with a tilt of her head.

"Alright well how did you become friends with Tiffa? She doesn't strike me as the type to make friends."

"No it was damn near impossible to break her defenses but I didn't give up. Then one day she just finally let her guard down and became one of my greatest friends. That was three years ago you know. Now we're closer than sisters. She was a mess back then I admit it was tough getting her to come out of the shell she surrounds herself in. I was so happy the day she decided to tell me everything. She even told me about why she was so alone. You see no one really tries to reach her except for me of course. Anyways no one really ever tried they just gave up and pegged her as a lost cause. Took me almost two years to get her to open her heart to me. Still when you get to know her and I mean really get to know her she can be the funnest person you could be around." Sarah said with a soft, reminiscent look on her face, "She also reads people very well, like the time when I lost my brother in an accident. She knew right away I wasn't alright even when I said I was. She's truly one of a kind."

"Wow I never realized." Yeyin-Guan said stunned.

"Of course you didn't she hasn't let her guard down enough to let you see the real her. Slowly but surely she is letting her guard down. I can see she is. I believe it is because this house has become something more then a desolate place full of sorrow. It's mostly thanks to you and your brother. I was a bit shocked when she finally told me what had been bothering her and why she was so stressed but I believed her since I knew she would never ever tell me a lie unless it was for my safety or something. Even then I could tell because she feels it isn't right to lie especially to your friends." Sarah said smiling, "Just wait and be patient with her and one day you will get to know the real her."

"I see. Well I'll wait for that day when she trusts my brother and I enough to let her guard down completely." Yeyin-Guan said smiling back at Sarah. He didn't know why but he felt connected to this woman somehow and if his brother knew, well, he'd never hear the end of it from his brother.

(A/n: Yeyin-Guan means teasing. And god damnit that was such a sappy moment but I luved it and I blame the music I was listening to! Now time for some action! XD)

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Tiffa looked around warily, she cautiously walked around a corner. She had her mask on and it was in full helmet mode so that she could use her Xeno vision. She jumped back when a Xenomorph jumped down from above and tried to stab her with it's tail. She took out her plasma revolver and shot it's brains out. She threw something akin to a ninja star at a facehugger and it came back like a boomerang. It was very much like a Predator's Shuriken only faster and a bit smaller. Soon enough she reached the Queen. It was pissed that Tiffa had killed her children. So the queen ripped itself off of the sac and charged Tiffa. Thus began the battle with a Queen Xenomorph. Tiffa dodged a tail attack only to get batted by one of the Queen's large hands. Tiffa hit a wall, -Damn why the hell did I have to make this as realistic as I could get?- She thought scolding herself.

Tiffa had made this helpful invention when she was eight, with some help from her father of course. Many had been shocked and surprised. Then many schools wanted Tiffa to join but she didn't of course. She was home schooled and trained to be a Marine.

Tiffa soon beat the Queen and the room shut the program down. A robotic lady's voice started talking. "I hope that was helpful, Tiffa."

"Yes, Karoline, it was thank you." Tiffa said putting her weapons away. It had taken her the whole day to get through that training crash course.

"No need to thank me. I am just glad you've decided to use your inventions, like me again." The computress said as the door opened and Tiffa started to leave.

"Yes I've finally started fighting again so I may use you more in the future." Tiffa said and left. She changed into a spare outfit she had brought down with her and put her battle stuff away. In the basement was her old lab where she'd invent stuff, -Ah the good old days. It was fun to invent new things while my parents were gone on missions when I was too young to join them.- Tiffa thought then turned around and went back upstairs. It was now 6pm and she looked around for her friend and guests.

"There you are Tiffa! I've been looking all over for you!" Sarah said grasping Tiffa's arm in a arm-hug. Tiffa looked at Sarah clearly amused.

"Oh? And why's that?" Tiffa said smirking amused. She already knew the answer.

"Cause you need to make dinner! I want your cooking!" Sarah whined which made Tiffa laugh uncontrollably.

"Alright I'll make dinner. Heh oh I've figured out the sleeping arrangements. You'll sleep in my room. The two Predators will sleep where they have been and I'll sleep either in the basement or my favorite recliner." Tiffa said. Sarah knew better then to argue with Tiffa and so just nodded.

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(4 days later, 12:33 pm) Tiffa was finally ready to leave. Her wound had healed enough for her to be able to use any move she wanted with out it ripping open. Though it still hurt like a bitch it'd have to do. For Tiffa knew the Queen was regathering her forces and now was the time to strike while her hive was weak and vulnerable. Tiffa looked back at her house one more time before disappearing into the night. Tiffa had left a letter in the basement for when they try to find her in the morning. She hoped that she could keep her promise to Sarah and come back. A lone tear trailed down her face which was hidden behind her mask. -Goodbye friends. I hope I can come back.- Tiffa thought as she ran through the forest. She knew where the Hive was, she had been observing the recent activity and found where it lay.

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(Back at the house, 6½ hours later: 7 am) Sarah woke up and felt as if something was wrong, as if something was missing. She got up and out of bed stretching. She then skipped lightly downstairs and looked around for Tiffa. The two Predators still sleeping as usual. Sarah then traveled down into the basement. She gasped and covered her mouth wide-eyed when she saw the envelope, "No.." She breathed snatching the envelope off of the old-looking table. She ripped it open and read the letter inside. She knew it was Tiffa's handwriting even before she saw who signed it. This is what it said:

'Dear friends, I am sorry but when you find this I'll be off killing Xenomorphs. I just can't stand by and wait for them to come to us. I also don't want to take the chance that one of them will snatch Sarah and make her a host. I can't bear the thought of having to kill another who is so very dear to me just to save them from a horrible fate. I hope I can make good on what I promised you Sarah. But in the event that I don't I give everything to you. My house, inventions, weapons, technology, everything is yours Sarah in the event that I die while trying to save the town that has become and been my home for 5 years and the most important person, to me, in it. I love you like a sister Sarah. I hope we will be reunited sometime in the future but you know as well as I that is a 50-50 chance. Also Yeyin-Guan take care of your brother and keep him out of trouble cause I'm guessing he's the only family you have. Keep him close and don't leave his side. I made that mistake with my family and I payed dearly for it. If I die I hope I take the Queen with me. If you see any explosions that would probably be me killing the Queen as I die with her. My goodness I'm starting to cry as I write this. Well I must be off now since you guys have finally fallen asleep. It's been great meeting you two Predators. You have brought life back into my home and for that I deeply thank you. I hope we will see each other soon. Sincerely, Tiffa A. Moon. P.S. Please do not come after me. I don't want anyone else killed by those monsters. Besides I'll probably survive since I have found something to live for once more.'

Sarah went upstairs and sat in the kitchen sobbing, "Why? Why did you have to do that? Please come back alive." She whispered as her hand covered her face as she cried. Putting the letter on the table, Sarah just sat there and cried. Then she noticed something else in the envelope. Sarah took the paper out, unfolded it and gasped. It was a wonderfully drawn picture of one night a few days ago. Sarah had been sitting between her new friends and Tiffa had been sitting in her recliner as they all watched the first AvP movie. Sometime during the Alien movies the trio on the couch had fallen asleep. Sarah guessed that Tiffa drew this when she noticed the trio asleep. Tiffa had also colored it in and the colors matched perfectly.

"Sarah what wrong? We heard crying." Lar'ja-thwei asked as he and his brother came into the kitchen. They noticed the letter and looked at the picture Sarah was holding.

"She's gone. Tiffa's gone... She left to kill the hive. She hopes that she can return alive but she said it was a 50-50 chance that she would." Sarah said with tears cascading down her face. Sarah handed them the letter and ran out up to Tiffa's room. She slammed the door shut, leaving the two Predators alone in the kitchen. They read what it said and dropped it in shock.

"She-She left?" Lar'ja-thwei said wishing it wasn't true that Tiffa had gone off to her death.

~End of Chapter Two~

Me: Well there you have it folks. Another kind of corny and sappy chapter. In the next one we'll finally have some action and bloodshed!

Tiffa: This doesn't bode well for me does it?

Me: You'll just have to wait and see my friend!

Tiffa: I was afraid you'd say that.

Sarah: WHY?! Why did you make her go off on her own?*Sad face*

Me: Cause after her parents died she became more of a lone wolf. Relying only on herself.

Kallasea: Please review! Hope you enjoyed this Chapter!