Neon Genesis Evangelion as well as all Characters affiliated with the IP are copyrighted. I own nothing, not even the machine I'm typing this on.
To make it clear: This is a parody and is not intended to be taken serious. Mucho of it my mind produced and some parts are inspired by (and blatantly ripped off) various sources. The main inspiration was Neon Exodus Evangelion by Benjamin D. Hutchins. Look it up, it's a good read as well as the spiritual father of Shinji 40K.
Out-Take – 02
Kaji woke extra early to meet his inside source. Finally someone who could help him further along his goal, towards the truth. By now he was sure he knew the gist of Ikari's plots. The schemes of Lorenz and his puppets on the other hand were clear as daylight to anyone capable of interpreting the pre-impact documents. He would obviously never get his hands on the sanctum of the Qumran-Scrolls of the Dead Sea, but he didn't need to, really. The outrageous advancements in biotechnology and organics in themselves spoke volumes, the Humane Genome Project being the perfect reasoning for these quantum leaps. In this field at least humanity was already past the singularity and if it wouldn't be for SEELE the other sciences would soon follow suit. Without SEELE – or rather GEHIRN – on the other hand the Second Impact would have never been initiated... Oh if its wasn't for when and if, the spies would soon grow cold and stiff.
Eventually he heard steps. He was tensing slightly, wondering who had contacted him by his hidden paths. But someone who came this far wouldn't stop just a few inches short of fundamentally relevant answers. He owed this to his friends, in this life and beyond.
The door to his old apartment opened inwards.
Albeit being surprised by recognizing his contact neither his face nor body betrayed any emotion.
"You're finally here."
A gloved hand rose. The red dot left the foot of the newcomer and traveled to the upper body of the long-haired triple agent. Or was it multiple? It was certainly hard to count by now.
Well, that was totally expected.
The muzzle flash illuminated the room only slightly. The sound suppressor muffled the 'BANG' to a mere 'fop'.
Kaji looked down on his white, unbloodied shirt.
His eyes fixed on his attacker until they lost focus.
Arms outstretched he scuffled to the shocked person in front of him, half howling half rasping one word, over and over.
"Braaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnss! BBBRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!"
Exactly 2.3 seconds later the fake blood capsule under his shirt exploded, colouring it a distinctive crimson as well as that of G. Ikari who was laughing and leaning on the smirking James Bond wannabe.
"Yamadera, I hate you" he scathed inbetween bouts of laughter, joined by the crew, "I hate you so much!"