Rules for Living with Autobots
Chapter 2
A/N: all credit goes to inkdragon13 for #10.
Disclaimer:
Me: (lays on the floor whining.) Why does today have to be so darn boring? :(
Wheeljack: I don't know.
Me: Um… do you need any help today? :D
Wheeljack: I actually do! You wanna help?
Me: Heck yes! (runs off to the lab.) :)
Wheeljack: angel apocaylptica does not own the Transformers. If she did, we'd be in some deep slag.
6. No being bored when Optimus is around.
I was really bored once.
I went on Google (on my computer) and googled "I'm bored".
One of the first results that came up was this one website.
I visited the site and looked at a bunch of random pics.
Optimus just happened to be hangin' out with me.
He saw an animation of a box of cigarettes turning into a little box robot.
I thought it was really cute.
Then I saw the Decepticon logo.
So did Optimus.
He smashed the computer screen.
I am now currently computerless AND iPodless (still 'Jack?).
7. LOLcats is NOT always funny.
I made the mistake of showing the Chevy twins LOLcats.
Skids found one of a cat wearing a medieval helmet with the caption: I MUST CONTINUE MY QUEST TO SLAY THE RED DOT.
The twins and me thought it was really hilarious.
We looked at them for another hour.
The next day, there was a huge picture of Ratchet crashed out that was hanging up on one of the walls in the rec room.
There was a LOLcat caption with it.
AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCEED, TAKE A NAP AND TRY AGAIN.
The CMO now despises LOLcats.
8. The bots don't appreciate Charlie the Unicorn.
"Charlie! We got the amulet! We got the magic amulet sparkle sparkle!"
Sam, Sunny, and I were reenacting on of the episodes.
Sam was Charlie and Sunny and I were the other 2 unicorns.
We made a crown for the Banana King too, but it wasn't Charlie.
It was Ironhide.
Sunny put it on him and we all started shouting "It's the Banana King!".
Ironhide wasn't impressed.
'Nuff said.
9. Movies no bot should watch:
- Angels and Demons (they don't understand the movie.)
- Joyful Noise (too much cussing for Optimus.)
- Snow White and The Huntsman (too dark for some bots.)
-Cars (don't understand why the cars can talk but not have a bipedal mode.)
10. Don't give Sam Red bull.
Sam gets very hyper after drinking Red bull.
One time, he drank 4 cans of it.
He was literally bouncing off the walls and running around the whole base at a speed Blurr would be proud of.
It took me a half hour to find him.
Well, Ratchet did that for me.
The CMO had put a straitjacket on him and Sam was mumbling about unicorns playing poker.
Wonderful.
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