Neon Genesis Evangelion as well as all Characters affiliated with the IP are copyrighted. I own nothing, not even the machine I'm typing this on.
To make it clear: This is a parody and is not intended to be taken serious. Mucho of it my mind produced and some parts are inspired by (and blatantly ripped off) various sources. The main inspiration was Neon Exodus Evangelion by Benjamin D. Hutchins. Look it up, it's a good read as well as the spiritual father of Shinji 40K.
Inbetween Shots – 02 – Jaws
[NERV-HQ, INSIDE]
The view is on an uninteresting steel-grey corridor. There is a black door up ahead.
[CUT]
The view is filled with the black steel door. There is a sign on the right, only partially visible, the other part being off-screen.
IKARI,
NERV CHIEF EXECU
Manager of H
[CUT]
The inside of a huge but disproportionally shallow room. Windows replacing a wall are illuminating the room barely, most light being swallowed by the dark floor and ceiling. White carvings in the latter still reflect enough light to make a desk discernible, as well as a person seated behind it.
[CUT, PARTIAL CLOSE UP OF FACE, GENDO IKARI]
The left side of a face is filling the left half of the view. The hands building a bridge under the nose. The eyes are hidden behind orange-tinted sunglasses.
Without any signs of motion whatsoever the person pushes a few words forth.
"crmp... jaew... hllllp... pleeeeeaaaaasee!"
[CUT, BLACK SCREEN]
[WHITE FONT ON BLACK SCREEN]
THIS IS EVANGELION