Neon Genesis Evangelion as well as all Characters affiliated with the IP are copyrighted. I own nothing, not even the machine I'm typing this on.
To make it clear: This is a parody and is not intended to be taken serious. Mucho of it my mind produced and some parts are inspired by (and blatantly ripped off) various sources. The main inspiration was Neon Exodus Evangelion by Benjamin D. Hutchins. Look it up, it's a good read as well as the spiritual father of Shinji 40K.
Out-Take – 03
It was time for P.E., with the boys doing athletics while the girls trained in the school-owned swimming pool on 50, 100 and 200 m breaststroke for the upcoming sports festival. One might think single-sex classes would be a thing of the past but by the looks of it the time the public servants in MEXT would get over their antiquated visions of the past wasn't this side of the end of the world as we know it.
It has an upside, though, Shinji thought, this way the boys could somewhat hide their more noticeable reactions after observing the current state of nubility of their classmates. Excepts for those who had to run their courses next...
His gaze wandered across various classmates beyond the fence, sitting at the edge of the pool.
Touji was poking his neighbouring stooge. "So, Ikari, who's your favourite? Iwasawa? Ikebukuro? Or maybe Ayanami, after all?" The latter sat hunkered down with chin resting on knees and vacant eyes at the fence opposite the boys on the other side of the pool.
Shinji was wondering, did she ever smile?
It was exactly that moment Rei chose to put fingers into the corners of her mouth, pulled them apart and stuck her tongue out of her by now grotesquely deformed mouth.
If it were anatomically possible, one would have heard three jaws hitting the floor simultaneously.
The confused director, being clueless to the facial exercises of one of his actresses, switched between looking aghast at the boys and the blue-haired girl, which was once more sporting an emotionless face. And back to the boys who by now were frantically trying to get air into their lungs again.
"..." asked Anno eloquently. "Once again from the beginning? And this time without trying to dry-swallow the pool 10 meters out?"
It was time for P.E., with the boys doing athletics while the girls trained in the school-owned swimming pool on 50, 100 and 200 m breaststroke for the upcoming sports festival. One might think single-sex classes would be a thing of the past by now but by the looks of it the public servants in the MEXT would get over their antiquated visions of the past but that wasn't to be expected anytime soon.
It has an upside, though, Shinji thought, this way the boys could somewhat hide their more noticeable reactions after observing the current state of nubility of their classmates. Excepts for those who had to run their courses next...
His gaze wandered across various classmates beyond the fence, sitting at the edge of the pool.
Touji was poking his neighbouring stooge. "So, Ikari, who's your favourite? Iwasawa? Ikebukuro? Or maybe Ayanami, after all?" The latter sat hunkered down with chin resting on knees and vacant eyes at the fence opposite the boys on the other side of the pool.
Shinji was wondering, did she ever smile?
Without any preamble The blue-haired girl grabbed the collar of her swimsuit and pulled it down, below the lower curves of her breasts. The cleavage showing was far more than usual – but did not chose this moment to plop out.
Shinji, Touji and Kensuke had no choice but to ask simultaneously "Somwon gob a tishu paber?" It was all they could do to stop their noses from bleeding all over the set.
The director, on the other hand, was tearing at his hairs.