I know it's not Christmas but, like Glee, I couldn't resist. I recently discovered a song called 'Baby Its Cold Outside' and let me tell you—it is the cutest 'give me sex' song I have ever heard.

Warning: Kinda spoilers for the next chapter in Perfect Scenario but you guys are smart! Tsunade X Katsuya (is he considered an OC?). Adult language… hinted sex (can technically go either way—friendship and all…). There's no singing

ENJOY!

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Katsuya didn't know when the last time he put his kids to bed was—it might have actually been since his wife was around that he had done it but, after almost losing them, he was much more willing to give the little blond girl and little brunette boy a kiss and wrapping their blankets around them. He was also very warm to the idea of telling the Leaf to fuck off when one of their delegates appeared on their doorstep not even twelve hours after the massive funeral.

Honestly, what kind of fucking nation that pretends to be allies doesn't check up on the other? He had eyes in Konoha and he didn't even like the well-off fucks but one knew to keep the enemy of his enemy very close. The enemy of Orochimaru just so happened to be the Hidden Leaf Village which meant that Konoha would soon be bosom buddies with him.

He knew that the Leaf Elders were out looking for Severus at that moment, rather disconcerted that he disappeared all of a sudden. He knew that they sent the delegate looking for the Magic User. He also knew that Orochimaru was sniffing around there but he'd let them find that one out by themselves—damn bastards. Just because they would be fr-enemies didn't mean that Katsuya would help that much. And Orochimaru had better watch his back from now on. He would get revenge on that snake fuck and enjoy hearing his squeals.

"Well, now that you're all sane again and the chaos is over, I believe it's time for me to trek it where Shizune and those brats are," Tsunade's voice suddenly said very loudly behind him. Katsuya whirled around and quickly made it to the busty woman's side although he was sure to keep his eyes on her face. Shizune had laughed rather hard when healing his broken cheekbone after that punch Tsunade had given him.

"No, I insist that you stay!" he exclaimed, directing her to his study.

"I can't stay," Tsunade said firmly, her brow cocking at the younger man. They both knew what he was aiming for but damn if he wouldn't try his hardest. He had to think of a good reason for her to stay…

"But baby its cold outside!" he blurted and instantly wondered if he'd been hit with the stupid stick.

"Don't call me that, I've got to go," Tsunade snapped, starting to walk away. She was completely ignoring his poor excuse and striding to his front door.

"But baby its cold outside," he insisted, sticking with his excuse and darting in front of her. He was well aware that she could send him flying with a single finger but she didn't seem to want to hit him, her brown eyes shining up at him.

"It's been a nice night," she complimented him and began to push him out of the way, her hand firm in the middle of his chest and making him move. "But we're in the middle of the desert… it can't be cold."

"I've been hoping you'd drop in since I met you in the Mist," he admitted. Tsunade paused at his words and turned around. He rushed forward and grabbed her smaller hands within his and blew on them.

"I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice," he gave a fake shiver while holding the warm digits. He watched as a small smile flitted across her face and that was complete permission to continue and he pulled her back into his home and to his study.

"TenTen will worry if I don't go back soon. She's like my damn mother," Tsunade protested as she realized that she'd been positioned away from the door. Logically she could just as easily leave through the window but it didn't matter because, deep down, she enjoyed this game and wanted to stay.

"Beautiful, what's your hurry?" Katsuya continued, searching for his finest liquor. If there was anything he knew about this particular Saanin was that she was an avid lover of such drinks. He ordered his golden sand to seat the lady.

"Shizune will be pacing the floor so I'd better go," Tsunade sighed, standing up and flicking his dust off of her shoulders and brushing it from the small of her back. Katsuya bit into his lip and felt a bit of despair enter his heart. He truly liked Tsunade and really, it was her company he wanted more so than sex although he couldn't say that he didn't hope for some action.

"Tsunade… please don't hurry off," he whispered. The blond paused at the open door and looked over her shoulder at the younger man, his shoulders slumped a bit and the glasses hanging delicately between his thick fingers. A heavy sigh left her small lips as she closed the door in front of her and turned around.

"Well maybe just a half a drink won't hurt," she conceded. Katsuya immediately bounced back to life, handing her the glasses and tossing her a very fine bottle of whiskey before dashing over to some kind of record player.

"I'll put some records on while you poor," he instructed. Tsunade shook her head and gave him a splash while pouring a lot more into her cup. It wasn't that she needed it but that he didn't. He had just gotten over a horrible sickness; liquor wasn't something that his system needed at the moment.

"You should stay here," Katsuya offered bluntly as soft music filled the study. Tsunade shook her head and pushed the glass into his hand.

"The ANBU might think—," Tsunade was cut off as Katsuya grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her to the windows.

"But baby it is bad out there!" he claimed and they watched the winds howl out and drag tunnels and whirlwinds of sand around. Tsunade looked over at Katsuya and she noticed that he really was handsome with his strong jaw, beautiful slanted brown eyes and sun kissed skin.

"Really, what's in this drink?" Tsunade squinted down at her glass, sure that something was in it to make her think such things.

"No one to take you home…" Katsuya sighed, pretending to be disappointed and ignoring the outrageous question. Tsunade bit her lip, wanting to simply leave the man there but something was stopping her.

"I wish I knew how…" she exhaled as a strong hand came out and cupped her face. For once she allowed someone to maneuver her face, bringing her eyes to meet darker ones head on.

"Your eyes are beautiful," Katsuya murmured, "Like starlight and no it has nothing to do with the color."

"I wish I knew how to break this spell," Tsunade finished. A random thought in her mind proclaimed that everything was Severus' fault and she should punch him tomorrow if she managed to remember and then to get past Gaara's defense.

"I'll take your jacket… uh… you're outfit looks fine…?" Katsuya fumbled as he thought of a reason to take away the thin protection. She raised a brow as she allowed the cloth to be removed.

"I ought to say no, no, no," she reminded him, taking a seat on the long couch and feeling more than seeing as Katsuya sat next to her, moving extremely close.

"Mind if I move a little closer?"

"At least I'm gonna say that I tried," Tsunade winked saucily.

"Don't want to hurt my pride and all," Katsuya nodded. Tsunade found herself biting her lip again and her mind flash to Dan. God, what was she doing!?

"I really can't stay," Tsunade blurted out, jumping to her feet and starting to go away. Katsuya followed after her.

"Tsunade don't go!" Katsuya shouted after her. Tsunade stopped, her heart pounding beneath her sternum. She needed to stop running from everyone, Dan would want her to be happy… right? He always insisted that she did so, telling her that he would always want her happy.

"Would you Dan… would you want me to do this?" Tsunade whispered, her emotions conflicting against one another. She felt Katsuya stop directly behind her, his warmth seeping into her skin and the smell of sand and jasmine filling her nose.

"But baby it is cold outside!" he continued with his very lame line.

"I must go," she insisted, willing herself to continue forward, to grab the door handle and leave the house. She could start traveling with Shizune once more, drinking her evening and days until they blur together within her mind viciously.

"Tsunade, it's too cold outside!" he insisted.

"Whatever you think you're getting… the answer is no. I'm leaving," she said firmly. Katsuya placed a hand on her shoulder and leaned close, his forehead pressing into the back of her head.

"It's really… really cold outside," he said desperately.

"This welcome has been very warm and all," she sighed.

"How lucky that you dropped in when you did! Look out that window at that storm!" he exclaimed, pointing at the average sandstorm that she could very well walk outside and across the way in. Tsunade looked and was completely shocked when a pair of lips landed on hers and pulled away quickly.

"Zabuza will be suspicious," she said numbly, her mind whirling around faster than the sand spinning. She knew that the missing nin probably wouldn't be too worried for her, not when he was screwing the brains out of the exhausted Magic User.

"Wow, your lips are delicious," he winked, dodging at the halfhearted punch she aimed at him.

"Snape's tongue is absolutely vicious. Haku will be there at the door," she protested. Actually all of the children would be very curious about her and possibly wait up until Severus manhandled them into their beds.

"This looks like a tropical storm… with sand!" Katsuya said in a fake shocked voice. Tsunade shook her head at his stupidity.

"Maybe just a cigarette more… and nothing more!" Tsunade shook a finger at him, feeling her age and witness a war between her and Katsuya. She wanted the Kazekage to convince her to stay there, to be with him.

"I've never seen a blizzard like this before!"

"It's sand, Katsuya…"

"Exactly, a sand blizzard has to be worse!"

"I've got to go to Shizune and company."

"But you'd freeze out there!"

"Then why don't you lend me a coat, lover boy?"

"… Um… because it's up to your knees. A coat won't help you at all."

"You are a fool, Kazekage," Tsunade shook her head with a small smirk, placing her hand on his.

"I'm thrilled when you touch my hand," he said as he pressed his burning lips into the skin of her palm.

"But don't you see—?" she started, pulling away from him once again.

"Oh, how can you do this thing to me?" the Fourth Kazekage pouted, folding his arms.

"There's bound to be talk tomorrow, if I stay and with both of our records, a lot of implied," Tsunade finished.

"Think of my life long sorrow if you catch… what do people catch when it's cold?" Katsuya tilted his head.

"Frostbite? Hypothermia? Pneumonia?" she guessed.

"Yes, think of my sorrow if you caught pneumonia and died, leaving here and walking all that way in the freezing cold!"

"I really can't… can't…" Tsunade stopped as a finger landed on her lips only to be replaced with slightly dry, strong lips that had been there moments ago. She pulled Katsuya close, molding her body into his.

"Oh… I can't go because… because it's cold outside," she finally agreed as she pulled away.

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The End

A rollercoaster. They deserved some cute love too!