Insanity
Rating: M (HUGE M)
Summary: Are you INSANE!?
Warning: blatant slash, profanity, and hints of blowjobs… sorry
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Zabuza used all of his ninja training to stop his hips from thrusting up into the warm mouth that worked over his cock like a professional. He had to remind himself to ask Severus where he learned such skills with his tongue. Of course that thought was thrown far away from his mind as his orgasm slammed into him while his air left his lungs.
"You…" he panted.
"I am amazing," Severus interjected, a smirk pasted on his lips as he licked up the sticky mess that Zabuza graciously left and then began to make his way up the tall, muscled body until he was pressing his lips until the parted lips of his new lover.
"You are too cocky," Zabuza murmured under the slightly dry lips before flipping their position and looking down at the man. Severus simply raised a brow and allowed the agile fingers to pull off his shirt and pants to reveal a lack of underwear. However, as the man began to dip his head towards his crotch Zabuza found a slim foot kicking him in the jaw and off the bed. Zabuza landed on his bottom and looked up at the Magic User in surprise, mouth half open and confusion slamming into him. Severus had scrambled back on the bed, hand bringing up a blanket to cover his lower half.
"Are you bloody insane?" Severus hissed, eyebrows climbing distances on his forehead.
"What? I was going to return the damn favor," Zabuza explained angrily, standing up and placing his fists on his hips, not looking too indignant in his naked glory. He was rightly confused as to what person didn't want oral sex.
"Did you happen to forget what the HELL is in your mouth!? Daggers, my good man, daggers that will sever my phallus with a single twitch of your jaw," Severus retorted in that voice that told Zabuza that he was an idiot, folding his arms over his thin chest. Zabuza raised a hand to his mouth and felt his teeth, knowing that they were quite sharp and could very well do some damage if used in such a way. Severus snorted and shook his head.
"Until you can prove that you will not neuter me with those teeth, you shall continue to solely pound me into the bed. Now get in this bed," Severus ordered. If Zabuza wasn't sure that he would be sleeping in his own bed, he might have ignored the man and simply went to sleep but he knew Severus too well at this point so he simply climbed aboard.
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The End
Okay, yes, that was a bit saucy and random but I was thinking about blowjobs (don't ask me why) and then I realized that Zabuza has some dangerous weapons in his mouth!