Title: Stealth Part III
Words: 406
Summary: Let's try this again
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"So, you want us to steal from the market?"
"I don't think that's a good idea…"
"Why not, we're just learning to be ninja!"
"Naruto… you think everything is a good idea."
"I DO NOT! I'm just sayin' that it's the best place for us to learn how to be all stealthy and stuff like real shinobi be! We can't use papa because he's too hard and just too sneaky!"
"But stealing is wrong…"
"I'm not going to point out the irony in that."
"What do you mean Zabuza?"
"Nothing, now prepare to go to the market."
"I'm with Gaara… papa will get very mad if we steal from the market."
"What your papa doesn't know won't hurt him."
"Papa will know."
"Papa always knows."
"Even I gotta say that papa is gonna know."
"He's will not now let's go."
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Zabuza was not sure if he should be fuming that he had gotten chewed out by a Magic User or that said Magic User had somehow trapped him in a corner like some wayward child being punished. The shinobi growled and swore that the other man wouldn't be sitting down for a week after this.
"I told you papa would know," Gaara whispered from his corner, nose planted firmly. He had actually done quite well even though he had used his sand to blind his target at first however, to well-trained shinobi, it would be too obvious.
"He always knows," Haku murmured sadly, placing his head on the conjoined walls. Haku hadn't done too bad considering that he had been rather nervous.
"But we till learned to be stealthy—we're gonna be awesome shinobi, believe it!" Naruto cheered from his corner although he didn't dare leave it lest he be punished more. Zabuza was shocked to say that Naruto did the best. Somehow the blond who was as obvious as the sun had gotten the most items. Zabuza was brought out of his musings by a silky purr.
"As 'awesome shinobi' you will learn that being caught by the enemy is a very bad thing that you do. Not. Want." Zabuza turned his head to see Severus leaning against the door jam, a smirk on his lips as he observed his sons and lover. Onyx eyes glittered at him in obvious smugness and it was all he could do to not stride over to the man and kiss him breathless.
"Now… as for your punishment…"
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The End
This whole stealth thing just isn't working out. Just in case no one caught it, the whole mpreg thing was a prank set up by Severus… no mpreg in this story. I'll try it on something different story.