No a/n

The puppet-master took the strings of the poor Ned and played an act of humiliation. The unseen commander thought, I wonder why I always include these things, why did I put my thoughts into this? Never mind I better start now.

During the midnight while the sleep caught no trouble, a particular manakete was nearly kidnapped by bandits. But a hero was there to stop their tracks, using his bunny - Taguel abilities.

Little 'ol Naughticus Nedicus particus from the eventicus due to his cowardus, "What the hell does that mean?" He whispered. "And I was there to help remember? You gave me this... uh, this stylus you call it? A strange tool I must say."

He flipped through pages of a nearby strategy book and tapped the texts, giving him unusual information, "What's this, Lucina? Why is it... ooooooooooooooooooooh-"
His mind went through a series of images, luckily it was still dark, and thought he would do a certain 'thing', "Hold on what-"

Ned quickly sneaked out of his tent, making sure not to awake Kellam who is his tent-partner. Or whatever to call it, "He's not even here... never mind."
He had a flashback about the assassination attempt in Ylisstol-

"No! No more flashbacks please. Had enough dreams about them. You put that one part where I accidentally-"

Managed to create Morgan, that was a fun one. He mumbled, "Not for me..."

His ignorance caught the best of him as he walked away from camp, "How did I get here?"

He noticed Frederick moving away 'intruding' rocks. He held up a small bag and gathered any pebbles on the ground, "Weirdo!" Ned shouted like a fool. "Gods no."

The bulky armored horse-riding lance loving pebble collecting rock moving overprotective knight turned around to see Ned in the middle of the road he was on. He set a might glare on him and walked back to camp, "Dammit, erm, whoever you are! You're ruining me even more."

Naughtilius Nedilius walkilius backilius toilius theilius campilius quietilius, "Gibberish again..."
(Naught Ned walked back to the camp quietly)

Forteloos he-loos dideloos noteloos noticeloos thateloos he-loos wandeloos inteloos theloos ofeloos Lucinoos, "S-since wh - oh no, please don't!"
(For he did not notice that he wandered into the tent of Lucina.)

Lucina's sister Cynthia slept with her in the tent most of the time, although Ned was completely unaware of her presence, until now, "Why are you doing this to me again..."

He reached out for Cynthia's blanket and pulled it down to show her chest, he shook his head in regret, "N-no p-p-please!"

His face turned blood red as his hand inched closer, and closer, and closer... that's when-

"What kind of... oh it's soft - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!" He kept his voice down at the utmost, jolting back out of the tent.

Ned's heart was beating faster than, fast. Though he was tempted to head back into the tent, he wanted more, "Okay okay! Whatever you want from I'll give it to you. Please, nothing but complete humiliation." He cried, heading into the tent for another 'round.'

Tears were running from his eyes, but his selfishness took over him, "Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee h!"

Hm, maybe I should change that cry up a bit, "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY?!

No not good enough, "OP-OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE F-FLOOR, EVERY-EVERYBODY WALK... THE DINOSAUR..." He sobbed uncontrollably.

That's better, luckily no one heard his pathetic nonsense. Closer, and closer his hand got, that's when, "Oh I have an idea, I should compare her's to her's! The hell is wrong with me."

tiptoeing towards Lucina, he pulled down the blanket and saw, nothing, "Disappointing. AAAAAAAAAAGH! I have to get out of here!"

Before he could scurry away, he felt a hand pull him out of their tent, he looked up and saw, "R-Robin? Oh what's up? Heh, heh."

"Did you think I would leave you as a shadow during the night?" She chuckled softly.

Robin let go of his shirt, all he could do was sigh in defeat and walk back to his own tent, "I Fu- hate you."

He fell fast asleep, dreaming about a crushing defeat in the past...

o nos, grimar gunna keel us all. i moost tek ovur mah units to keel hem. i thik i shold nut hev plaid on clasik mod. o nos, surry sully u ded now lolololol.

"Okay I can't take this anymore alright? Just leave me be, you destroyed me enough today."

Or did I, "Yes you did, now shoo, get out of here."

I must warneth ye, this only the beginning of the end.

This one felt a little odd to write, probably because of that one scene. Eh, I just put out most of the ideas I had in my brain. Not a lot nor are they as humorous. Hopefully you enjoyed! I felt like it was a little rushed IMO.