Herro everyone~! Thank you for reading and supporting this fanfic I made. One of my readers wanted me to do another bonus chapter. So... This one's for you!


The Wonderful Life As a Cat

Klarion: Ah, you're so cute... Emma! You're fur as marvelous as it can be,
Under the bright stars that are out tonight...

"Look! A shooting star!"

Would you like to come play wi-?

Camellia: "Nope!"

Klarion: "WHAAAT !?"
It's true that a cat can only live once~
Let's have some fun or your life is boring~
The collar that binds you from being free,

(Klarion grabs Camellia)

If you want I'll tear it off gently...

Camellia: "No! Get off me! Don't touch me~!"

Klarion: Being a stray rocks! (Meow, meow, meow)
I have the best sweets and lots of tea.
When I'm full, I lay on the roof,
And close my eyes as the humans still work.
You should be free too, (MEOW~)
I have some friends who would want to meet you.
Open the window of society and...
Fly Away! Whoo!

Camellia: "Batman, please."

Klarion: "CUT IT OUT!"

Camellia: "Just be someone's pet already."

Klarion: "I only want you to own me... No! I want to own you!"

Camellia: "Batman!"

Klarion: "NOOOO~"

Camellia: He's a pervert, that witch cat Klarion.

Klarion: "Hi~!"

Camellia: His eyes are bright in the dark and always watching me.
You're breath on the window is freaking me out,
Please don't come any closer than that to me.

Klarion: "Girl~!"

Camellia: "Don't touch me!"
It's true that a cat can only live once~
That's why I'm a pet so I can live longer.
This collar that you wanted to tear off~
Can you comprehend how much it costs?

Klarion: "What is that? Can I eat it?"

Camellia: I'm so graceful, mew, mew, mew!
I have yummy food and I have a comfy bed.
Although I still kinda dislike water but-
I have a bath everyday and get dried when I'm wet.
Compared to you now, mew mew mew!
Do you even have anyone that looks after you?
Tomorrow you could get hit by a car

Klarion: "Meow~!"

Camellia: And... I wouldn't mind.

Klarion: "WHAAT ?!"
This tsundere girl, might be turning me on.

Camellia: "No."

Klarion: Soon I might begin to think that... I LOVE YOU~!

Camellia: This can't be happening... I am so confused...
You're heart seems set but mine is not...

(Klarion hit his head on the wall and Camellia gasped)

Klarion: My dream one day, meow meow meow!
Is to leave this broken town one day.
I'd fly off to a northern land... And watch the aurora lights there.

Camellia: "Leave then."

Klarion: "Not without you!"
If you are with me, meow meow meow!
It would be the best time for both of us,

Camellia: "Nope."

Klarion: But I guess that's a hopeless dream now~! *sob*

Camellia: My life is complicated, mew mew mew!
And changing lifestyles is not an easy thing.
Plus, I don't want to leave my human,
He'll worry about me more than anything.

Klarion: "What? Who ?!"

Camellia: "Shut up."
I haven't finished, mew mew mew!
Are you leaving right now, don't go. Oh, wait!
You can come back tomorrow if you want...
I'll be waiting~

Klarion: "I'm here."

Camellia: "No. Go home."

Klarion: "Oh~ you're getting shy aren't you? So cute! So cute! Huff! Huff! Tsundere! Tsundere!"

Camellia: "Hello, Batman?"

Klarion: "Not again! Let's eat some macaroons. No, we should go to Paris!"

Camellia: "Okay, have a good trip. Don't come back; ever."

Klarion: "I know deep down you want to come with me..."

Camellia: "Where are you Batman?"

Klarion: "CUT IT OUT!"