DD- Hey guys!!! woo! I have 1 review and 2 alerts!!! I guess that's a good thing. Yay!!!! thank you Namineandroxas4eva for reviewing, and putting this story on your alert list, and thank you Eves Angel for alerting for this story!!! Sorry if this is a boring chapter by the way.
Kairi- Wow, she's really happy….
Gaara- I know… it's probably because she's supposedly getting a poster of Jared Leto/30 Seconds to Mars, or something like that.
Kairi- yep, probably…
Sora- Who's Jared Leto?
DD- Punches Sora in the head He's one of the hottest people ever!!!!!!!!
EE, Ahna, Morgan- Yeah!!!!
DD- Okay, first off, before we start the next chapter, I would like to say that most of the story is probably going to be in Namine's P.O.V. but I will have chapters, where they will be in other peoples P.O.V. Also, just so you know, some people are in two groups, or so, like Roxas are probably going to be in two groups, along with some other people, so yeah. ALSO, winter break will start in chapter 3, 4, or 5. Most likely 5, but idk. ALSO, I know too many also's, but, anyway, some of the pairings are: NaminexRoxas, Soraxkairi, and a lot others. I'm not going to tell you the others, because I want there to be some mystery in this. Sorry people. Well, anyway, on to the next chapter!!!!!
Chapter 2
Namine's P.O.V. (just wanted to remind you guys)
'Ah! Here's Mr. Vexen's room!' I thought, finally finding the room. When I got in there, I looked around, and saw Kairi, Sora, Hayner, that one boy Naruto(who was talking to Sora), and some kid who was talking to them, who had pineapple looking hair, and looked as if he was about to fall asleep. I also saw some other people who were new to the class. One of them, you could tell thought the world revolved around her. She had light blond hair, some covering her face, and the rest was in a pony tail. Also, she was wearing a purple shirt and skirt. 'She must be purple obsessed or something,' I thought, as I took a seat next to Kairi, who smiled.
"Hey what's up?" Kairi asked. I was about to reply, when the door opened, and we turned around. It was the teacher.
"Hello everyone, I'm Vexen. I don't want to be called anything else, so call me Vexen. Let me go over a few rules for the new students," Vexen started, "Rule number one, don't eat or talk during class. Rule number two, raise your hand if you need to go somewhere, or want to talk. Rule number three, no texting, talking, or doing anything, during class on your phones, or I'll will take it away. And rule number four, no duct-taping your head to your desk."
"Um, just out of curiosity, why the heck would anyone duct-tape their head to a desk?" Some random student asked.
"I've had a few situations of that happening…" Vexen said, as he saw a hand go up, "Yes Mrs.…"
"Ino, sir," Ino said, as I realized that was the girl earlier.
"Yes whatever," Vexen told her.
"Okay, um, like, why can't we text or talk on our phones during this class?" Ino questioned, as I started laughing quietly at her stupidity. I heard a few others laugh too.
"Look, you should know the answer, it distracts people, and it's disturbing to your fellow class-mates," Vexen answered, glaring at her.
"Oh, don't worry, I won't distract people," Ino said, taking out her cell phone, that was a razor. She started doing something with her phone, when Vexen grabbed it out of her hands. Gosh, this Ino girl was the stupidest person I have ever seen.
"Hey! Give that back! My daddy gave that to me a few months ago!" Ino shouted, as he walked away, and ignored her.
"Hey Ino, you're a pig right? Can't you just contact with your fellow pig friends with your pig-language?" Naruto asked, as the whole class starting laughing at Ino. I was laughing so hard at the moment, and I even think I saw Vexen with a smirk on his face.
"Okay, class, let's get on with our lesson for today. We're going to learn about animals in Africa, mainly elephants, boars, who are a distant relative of the pig," Vexen said, as the class started to laugh again, after a few minutes of them laughing, he continued, "alligators, lizards, and a few other animals, and how they survive."(I know you're probably like, WTF? Why the heck would they be learning about animals and how they survive, but it was a last minute thing, and I have know idea what the heck they should learn about for two days, so this is what their going to learn).
The whole lesson, was pretty boring, except the occasional jokes about Ino and pigs. I was pretty much just doodling on a piece of paper. It was a picture of Kairi, Olette, and me. Kairi looked over at my drawing, and gasped.
"It's really good!" Kairi whispered, as I smiled.
"Thanks," I whispered back.
"Namine, Kairi, is there something you would like to tell us?" Vexen questioned, as we shook our heads no, and he continued with the lesson.
'RING, RING, RING!' the bells ringed, meaning it was time for the next class. I got my stuff and walked out of the classroom with Kairi, Naruto, Hayner, Sora, and the pineapple-haired kid.
"Okay, just out of curiosity, who are you?" I finally asked the pineapple kid.
"Oh, I'm Shikamaru, and you are..?" the boy now known as Shikamaru answered.
"I'm Namine," I happily said, as we continued to our next class.
"What class are you in next Namine?" Kairi asked, as I tried to remember which class I was in.
"Ummm, I think I'm in…" I started, as bumped into someone.
"Oh, I'm sorry," I said quickly, as I looked to see who it was. I had never seen him before, so he was most likely from Konoha High. He was a pretty cute guy, with black hair in a pony tail, red enticing eyes, and he was wearing a black shirt with red clouds on it, and black pants. He also had two scars by his eyes.
"It's Okay, I wasn't paying attention," the boy said, "Sorry, I have to go now."
"He was cute," Kairi said, as I nodded my head, agreeing with her.
"I know," I told her, "But I like someone else, so I can't really like him."
"Who do you like?" Kairi asked. 'I'm so stupid! Why did I say that? She's going to be bothering me about it all day!' I thought.
"No one, I was just kidding!" I quickly said, hoping she didn't notice I was lying. But of course, fate never goes my way.
"Who?" Kairi questioned, as I started to sweat.
"Um, look at the time, we have to go to our next class! See you later!" I yelled, running to my next class.
The End! Just kidding!!! I wouldn't do that.
"Woo! I finally got here!" I yelled happily in my class, as everyone just stared at me.
"Hey Namine, come over here!" I heard a voice shout, as I looked over to where I heard the voice. It was Kairi's voice. Shit. I walked over to the desks, where Kairi was sitting next to Olette, and in front of them were Riku(boy) and Sasuke, who were having a glare fest. Behind Olette and Kairi was Gaara. I sat next to him, since there weren't any seats left, but he didn't seem to mind. I looked around the room really quick, and I saw that half or more of the girl population was glaring at me.
I saw Ino, who was also in this class with me, along with three other people around her, who were trying their best to talk to her, but she kept ignoring them. 'They're probably trying to become her friend or something,' I thought, as I saw that one was wearing a green jumpsuit and had a black, bowl hair-cut, and had really bushy eyebrows. The next one had long black hair that was tied in a ponytail in the back, he had white eyes, almost as if he was blind, and he was wearing a black sleeveless shirt, and black cargo shorts. He kinda looked like Hinata too. The last one was a girl, with two buns in her hair, and she was wearing a Chinese shirt, with the Kanji 'Gangsta' on the back of her shirt. She also had Capri's on and black ninja shoes on.
"Hi," I told Gaara, turning back to him.
"Hi," He said back. Right then, Kairi decided to turn around, and talk to me.
"So, back to our conversation," Kairi started.
"No, I was kidding about what I said," I explained to her, hoping she would fall for it, but of course, she didn't.
"What conversation?" Olette asked, wondering.
"Oh nothi-," I started, but Kairi blocked me off.
"She says she likes someone," Kairi said, as I hit my head on my desk a few times, before Gaara stopped me.
"You know, you shouldn't do that," Gaara told me. 'He's nice,' I thought.
"It will make you dumber than you already are," He said, as I grew mad.
"Why you little-" I started, as the teacher came out of puff of smoke, kinda like Kakashi.
"Hello my homies!! I'm Asuma, the gangsta teacher," Asuma said, trying to sound like a gangster. Everyone in the class was either sweat-dropping, or their eyes were as wide as saucers (OO). Right then, he pulled out his brass knuckles, and smiled, with his teeth showing, which had braces on them. We all just sweat-dropped.
"See, I have grills!" Asuma yelled, as everyone stared at him with wide eyes.
"Um, excuse me, but why do you think you're gangster?" Some kid asked, as Asuma turned his attention over to him.
"Because I am Shorty! Anyway, today in this pimpin' math class, we are going to play a whole bunch of pimpin' things, like counting and crap like that! We're going to count how many people in this city have pimpin grills like mine!" Asuma yelled, as everyone was now freaked out to death.
"So, who thinks they are gangsta?" Asuma asked, as three hands shot up.
"We are!" the one in the green jumpsuit yelled.
"Well, to prove that you guys' are gangsta, you have to sing a song, but it has to be a song that is pimpin' my home-dawgs!" Asuma yelled, as they prepared a song. I turned my head to Gaara, who was staring out the window.
"Jeez, they really need to get a life," Gaara murmured, as I agreed.
"Yeah, I know," I replied back to him.
"Those three are probably going to sing 'Lean with it', or something stupid like that," Gaara said, as I laughed a little bit. I was starting to like Gaara, as a friend.
"Yeah, or maybe 'Pretty Fly for a Rabi/White Guy'," I said, as I saw a smirk on his face.
"Honestly, I hate rap songs," He said.
"Yeah, I don't like them either. I like more rock, alternative, metal, and stuff like that," I told him.
"Yeah, same here, me and a few of my friends have a band, and we play a lot of alternative music, maybe you can come and see us play sometime," He told me, as I smiled. This was the start of a beautiful friendship.
"Okay, one, two, three, Snap yo fingers… Hey! Hey! Let me see you do it! Hey, Hey! Let me see you do it!" Three people were singing, as we sweat-dropped.
"So, we were both wrong," I told him, as he smirked again.
"Yeah, I guess, though I think I was closer to the truth than you were," He grinned, as I smirked back at him.
"No, I think I was," I said, smiling now, as Kairi turned her head to us.
"Okay, who are those kids? They are really freaky," Kairi said, as I nodded in agreement.
"Lee is the kid in the green jumpsuit, Neji is the other guy, and Ten Ten is the girl," Gaara explained, as we nodded.
"Okay, I'll make a note to stay away from them," Kairi said, as I laughed, and Olette turned her head to us.
"You guys are talking without me! I feel so left out!" Olette joked.
"Yeah, you're right," I said.
"Hey!" Olette yelled, as I laughed, along with Kairi, as Gaara just smirked.
"Hey guys, were about to leave, so yeah," Riku(boy) said, finally speaking up.
"Ok," we all said, packing up for the next and final class before lunch.
'RING, RING, RING!' The bell rang.
"Run, run, run!" People shouted, trying to get out of the classroom as fast as they could, because of Asuma.
"See you later my Homie's!" Asuma yelled at them, as the new students came into the class, along with Roxas, and Hayner.
"Roxas, Hayner, be careful in this class," I warned.
"Why?" They both asked in Unison.
"The teacher is crazy, and he thinks he's a gangster," I explained to them.
"Yeah, but that Orochimaru guy is even crazier! He's so freaking scary!" Hayner yelled.
"I haven't had him yet, is he a good teacher?" I asked, hoping he was.
"Did you listen to anything Hayner just said? He's a crazy and scary lunatic!" Roxas told me, as I sweat-dropped.
"Okay, well wish me luck, and I wish you luck guys'," I told them, walking away.
"So, Namine, who do you like again?" Kairi asked me, popping out of nowhere.
"No one!" I yelled back. Yep, Kairi was never going to let me live any of this down.
"You're right!" Kairi yelled back at me.
"Can you read minds or something?" I asked.
"No, I just can tell you were saying that in your head," She said, as we scurried off to our next class, which was…. Dun dun dun…. Science.
Science
"Ah, welcome to my class-s, ladies. I'm Orochimaru," a guy with long black hair, and very pale skin said, sending shivers up and down my spine.
"You can take a seat next to Sasuke-Kun," the guy said to Kairi, as she ran up to Sasuke, scared to death, "And you, can sit next to Riku(girl)."
"H-h-hai," I nervously and sacredly said, practically running to the place I was supposed to sit.
"Hey, don't worry about the snake-bastard, he's just a dumb ass who tries to scare everyone so everyone will do as he says," Riku(girl) whispered to me, as I nodded, and was about to laugh, when I remembered I didn't want to get in trouble with this teacher.
"He's also gay, and looks at all the guys," Riku(girl, okay, just remember that this Riku is a girl in this class, because the other Riku is in another class) said, smiling, as I started to laugh, and she laughed with me.
"Excuse me, but why are you two laughing?" Orochimaru asked, as we laughed even harder.
"If you don't stop, I'll send you to the principals office!" Orochimaru yelled at us, but we kept laughing.
"Riku…." Orochimaru started.
"I didn't burn down the school! For the last time!" Riku yelled, but kept laughing. Orochimaru walked up to where we were sitting, and glared at us. We finally stopped laughing, and we became quiet again.
"Good, now, for these two days, and when you come back to school, we will be learning about snakes," Orochimaru explained, as half the class groaned.
"Hey, didn't we learn about that last year?" Some kid asked.
"And the year before?" Another asked.
"And the year before that?" some kid asked.
"SHUT UP!!!!" Orochimaru screamed, as the class went silent. He turned around to the white board, and started writing something on it. 'Roxas was right, he is scary!' I thought, as I saw Riku looking at Orochimaru, making sure he couldn't see her, than she flipped him off. Almost all of the class was laughing, even me and Kairi. Riku put her finger down, right when Orochimaru turned around.
"Okay class, stop it right now!" Orochimaru yelled, as the class, once again, went silent.
"Okay everyone, snakes are not amphibians, or mammals, they are reptiles!" Orochimaru yelled, as everyone stared at him like he was crazy.
"Okay class, what are Snakes?" Orochimaru asked.
"Reptiles," the class groaned, as they heard the speaker-thingy go on.
"Hello everyone, this is the awesomely cool Naruto! Yep, Uzamaki Naruto at your service!!! I would like you all to know that Orochimaru is a gay dumb ass, who really needs to stop obsessing over Sasuke and Itachi!!! Also, Asuma, stop trying to be Gangsta, it's really stupid, and also, Hi everyone who knows me!!!!!" Naruto screamed into the microphone.
"Hi!" Half the class yelled, as Orochimaru looked really pissed off.
"GO NARUTO!!!!" Riku yelled, as Orochimaru gave her the I-HOPE-YOU-DIE-FROM-SASUKE-KUN'S-GIRLINESS glare.
"Ohhh, if looks could kill," Riku said, sarcasm dripping from her words.
"Riku, I'm going to send you to the Principals Office right now, if you don't stop!!!" Orochimaru yelled at her, as the bell for lunch rang, and everyone scurried out of the room, and flattened Orochimaru.
"WERE FREE!!!!" almost everyone yelled in happiness, including Kairi, Riku and I, who went to our lockers.
End Chapter
DD- So, did you guys' like it?
EE- hope you guys did!
Gaara- yeah, it was really stupid though
DD- NO IT WASN'T!!!!!
Gaara- Yes it was
DD- Grr, anyway, I'm sorry if it didn't have much humor in it. The next chapter will hopefully have more humor in it. And sorry it's so long too.
Kairi- Anyway, everyone please review!!!!
Riku- Or else I'll do… err… umm… Idk…Just review…