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Recap:
As we turned for the dance, we saw Hayner and Pence on the ground, army crawling, looking around hoping Larxene wouldn't see them. We walked over to them, and started saying stuff to them like, "Larxene's going to kill you!" or "There's Larxene!" which scared the heck out of them, and they kept telling us to shut up. When we finally convinced Hayner and Pence that Larxene wasn't around, they slowly and carefully stood up, watching their surroundings and making sure Larxene wasn't anywhere near them. When we started walking back to the dance floor, an unexpected person 'Accidentally' bumped into us.
"Hey Roxas," the girl said, trying to seduce Roxas, but it didn't really work out.
"What do you want-
This time:
"What do you want Ino?" Roxas asked, glaring at the girl, as I glared too. Hey, she tried to hit on my Roxas, wait, did I just say 'my Roxas?' Oh gosh…get these thoughts out of your head Namine!' I thought, still glaring at Ino.
"Hey, like, I was wondering, if like, you wanted to like, come to my house, like, during Christmas Break, like, like," Ino said, still trying to seduce Roxas, but once again, it was really bad, "OH! Like, Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake are like, going to be there too!"
"Like, OMG, no!" Roxas said, in a high pitched girl voice as Pence, Hayner, and I cracked up laughing.
"But, but, your like the cutest guy ever, and, and, like, you don't want to see Paris Hilton or Justin Timberlake? Not even Zac Efron?" Ino asked, as we all cracked up laughing again, and Pence and Hayner were on the floor.
"The only reason I would want to see those people, was if I could throw rocks at them, or maybe boulders, I might even want to shoot them with my paint ball gun," Roxas told Ino, as she huffed and puffed, and stormed away, glaring at Pence, Hayner, and I. Not Roxas though. But I was glad that he didn't accept the invitation, because then he would turn into the next Seifer or something. Plus, I kinda… well, didn't want Ino to have him. Then, I would have to kill her, and I have a few paint ball guns I can shoot her with.
"Gosh she's annoying," Roxas muttered, not realizing he was still using his girl voice, as we laughed again. He then realized it, and blushed really hard, and then started to laugh too.
When we were all done laughing, we all went on to the dance floor, and started to do the 'Y-M-C-A' with the hand movements and everything.
"Y-M-C-A!" Everyone shouted/sang when the singer sang the words.
"I-C-U-P! I MEAN Y-M-C-A!" Roxas sang, as everyone just stared at him oddly, as the four of us laughed until we could know more.
"Hey Namine, did you have a whole bunch of soda, because you're laughing maniacally now," Roxas pointed out, laughing at my laugh… which doesn't make much sense, but that's okay. I nodded my head up and down, as I kept laughing even more. Yes, I did have a whole bunch of mountain dew over by the concession stand over by the DJ, and it was awesome. All of a sudden, the worst song of all times came on.
We're all in this together.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!" I screamed along with Roxas, Pence, Hayner, and everyone that wasn't Ino and her group, who were singing it on stage, and pretty badly I must say. I looked at Roxas, who got a wicked smile on his face, which I always knew something bad was going to happen, and I was part of it, but at the moment I didn't really care.
"Hey Namine, can you…. Whisper Whisper," Roxas whispered into my ear, as I smiled, and nodded rapidly, running up to the stage, and taking the microphone away from Ino, and pushing her down. I began to sing the song, but with my lyrics instead.
"We're all on drugs together, once we smoke, and we choke, then we drink all together!" I sang, as everyone was either laughing or cheering. I didn't realize that Ino had somehow gotten up, but when she did, she pushed me off the stage, as her and her friends were laughing at me. It was about 10 feet or more from the stage to the floor, so I would probably get hurt when I hit the ground. I started to worry, and it felt like I was going in slow motion, which I probably was because the author is making me go in slow motion.
I then breathed and closed my eyes in fear, in slow motion, and screamed, in slow motion. When I landed, I thought I would hit something cold and hard, but I landed on something soft. I opened my eyes, and looked into another pair of eyes, those of which they were a beautiful sea blue, and realized that those beautiful sea blue eyes belonged to a certain blond spiky haired person. I blushed real hard when I realized that were in the same position for a few minutes now, and everyone was staring at us, while Ino on the other hand was glaring.
"Um, Roxas, you can, you know, let go of me now," I said, still blushing as he blushed, and then a smile grew on his cheerful face.
"Nope!" Roxas said cheerfully, as he continued to carry me bridal style across the dance floor. After a few minutes, they continued playing the music, good music thankfully. When we found our very big group we began to dance and chat away, but I was STILL in Roxas' arms, which me a little embarrassed, and everyone kept saying, "You guys are such a cute couple!" And stuff like that. 'Maybe one day we can be a couple, one day,' I thought, as I told Roxas, my, now, own personal slave, to get me some Mountain Dew, which I drank happily.
End Namine's P.O.V. well…..dots….
Larxene's P.O.V.
"What the Fu-" I started, coming into the lunch room, seeing a whole bunch of weird things I never ever wanted to see again, but my mouth was covered by a certain pyro.
"AXEL!?? WHAT THE FU-" I started, as, once again, Axel covered his perfect hand over my mouth. Wait, did I just say 'Perfect Hand?'… I SSSSOOOO didn't mean that… I know I didn't….
'Denial Larxene, denial' the voice in my head was saying, as I told it to shut up. Yes I had a little voice in my head that talked to me, and I would talk back to it at times… sometimes I even talked to it out loud, not on purpose of course.
'Hey, I just got back from Hawaii, do you want to go to a bank and rob it or something?' The voice, who I had named Mary-Lou, even though it was a guy, said to me.
"NO MARY-LOU DAM-" I was cut off by Axel, realizing I had accidentally talked outside of my head, getting unwanted attention, which were mainly all girls saying stuff like, 'who is Mary-Lou? Is it her girlfriend?' I glared hard at them with the 'WTF-is-your-problem-and-I-hope-you-die-from-Sasuke's-girliness' glare. I then made up my mind, and that was the final straw.
Sucks for them.
"Lar Lar, you can't say that bad word!!! It's too bad!!!" Axel said, as I glared at him with hatred, and confusion… how you can glare with confusion, I do not know this.
"What are you talking about Axel?" I asked, forgetting about the girls for a second, as I looked over at a few pounds, maybe 123 or 1234 pounds, of bags of Tootsie Pops lying on the floor… empty…
"Oh, shit," Larxene cussed, realizing Axel didn't stop her, but he then put his hand over her mouth.
"NOOO!!! LAR LAR!!!! YOU CAN'T SAY NAUGHTY WORDS!!!" Axel exclaimed, getting weird stares from the crowds of people.
I then remembered the girls who were making fun of me and Mary-Lou, and escaped Axel's tough grip around me, and sprinted to the other side of the room, which was where the girls were, and started to attack them with my paintball gun I had gotten for my birthday, which was given to me from Axel. I still couldn't believe he actually had gotten me a gun for my birthday, but hey, that's fine with me. Anyway, the girls were really starting to get pissed off at me, and they called for Ino, the truest bitch of all times, who came to their rescue.
Well, not really.
I then tripped Ino, who was running to save her friends, but didn't realize my foot was in front of her. I also had broken her new nails, the ones with the French manicures on them, and found out the stupidest thing…. They were fake?
"I can't believe you have fake nails loser," I stared, as she dramatically cried over the Roxas and Sasuke pictures that I had ripped to shreds. Right then the cha-cha-slide had come on again.
"Why the heck did this song come on… again?" I questioned, as Axel came over jumping up and down hyperly.
"Tee he!" Axel fastly said, still jumping like he was on a pogo stick… I'll have to keep in mind not to give him one of those. He grabbed my arm to the dance floor, and started to dance with me, and well, all the other people. I was actually starting to have fun, when I started to hear a cracking noise coming from the wooden windows that the art club made, since our school didn't really have any money, so they had to make their own windows. Anyway, I guess I wasn't the only one who heard it, because several other people were staring at the window too. As it finally exploded, the wood fell on the ground, hitting a few students, including Seifer, Ino, and a few other 'friends' of Ino, and smoke surrounded them.
The music suddenly stopped. There was something bad going to happen, I knew it.
When the smoke some-what cleared from the bombs that the person used, I saw about 45 figures in the smoke, though I still couldn't really make them out. I squinted hard, trying to figure out who the people were. Finally, the smoke lifted, and I figured out who they were.
The F.B.D.
"FREEZE!!!!!" the F.B.D. chief ordered, as we all put our hands up high in the air, so we wouldn't be in trouble.
"Were sorry!" Some random person yelled, as the kid got electrocuted.
"FREEZE!!!!" the F.B.D. chief ordered once again, as we all stared in horror, "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"
All of a sudden, the music was playing again, and everyone was clapping their hands. Even I was doing it.
"Oh, and by the way, GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL NOW!!! GO HOME NOW!!!!!" the F.B.D. shouted, as we all awed, and booed, taking out our new cell phones and calling our parents. I dug around in my pocket for my razor, and realized I couldn't find it, and I wasn't going to be able to get a ride anyway.
Great. Just freaking great.
"Hey Larxie, want a ride?" Axel asked, as I looked down and thought for a moment. I knew he would never try anything stupid, though he would probably speed, which was alright with me, so Mary-Lou and I agreed.
"Ugh fine," I said, as Axel smiled and cheered, than grabbed my arm, still jumping, and ran out to his car. I looked around, and noticed that Roxas was dragging Namine with him to his new Humor.
'They are such a good couple. I wish Axel and I could be like that- wait! Why did I just think that! That SO isn't true!' I thought in my head.
'Yes it is. Don't deny it!' Mary-Lou spoke, I mean thought.
'I don't like him!' I shouted back to him in my mind.
'Yes you do. Denial,' he thought back to me in a sing-song voice.
"I DON'T FREAKING LIKE HIM DAMMIT!!!" I shouted, forgetting to think it.
'Ah shit,' I thought, blushing hard, and looking down at the paved ground, as Axel was staring at me, along with a million other people who went to the school. He was also covering my mouth.
'Nice one,' Mary-Lou said, smirking at me.
'Shut up,' I said back to her, glaring.
"What are you talking about Lar Lar?" Axel asked, confused, and a little freaked out.
"Uh, nothing! Nothing at all! I was, um, saying that because, um, I can talk to people through my mind! Yeah, that's it! And well, I accidentally shouted it out loud. We were saying we didn't like a teacher, so umm yeah," I said, making the stupidest comeback ever. Thankfully though, Axel was an idiot.
"Okay!!!" Axel replied cheerfully, acting like it never happened.
When we got to his car, which happened to be a silver Volvo, he jumped in cheerfully, and I got in on the other side. He turned on his music, REALLY loud, rolled down his windows, and his car started to jump up and down. Did I mention the spinners? As he started to back out, he accidentally crashed into another car, making a HUGE dent in the back. I saw the license plate, and read it, realizing what it said.
Ino Rox.
I cracked up laughing, as Axel was trying to figure out why. He looked at the license plate, and started to laugh too. He 'Accidentally' crashed into it again, this time on the side though. He finally sped away when we saw the blond in the doorway of the school, luckily not noticing her car. We were definitely going to ask someone what her reaction was going to be. As we crashed into some other cars on the way out, we saw a whole bunch of people yelling at us angrily, waving their phones. We wondered what that meant.
"Why do you think those people were wav-OOF!" I said, as I crashed into the dashboard. I looked behind Axel and me, and saw about four army tanks following us, along with 1234 F.B.D. agents, 100 Po Po Police people, and 10 donut sellers, who were giving donuts to the Po Po Police.
"Do you think we brought to many people?" one of the F.B.D. people asked, as the others shook their heads 'No'.
"Naw," one guy said, as they all pointed their weapons at Axel and I, as he sped away even faster, dodging most of the hits.
"CRAP! I JUST GOT MY CAR FIXED UP!!!" Axel shouted, as a bomb hit one of his wheels, making the spinner fall off of the wheel, but the car was still able to go without the spinner.
"Axel, just get the hell out of here and fast!" I shouted back at him, as he nodded, speeding as fast as he could, so the Po Po Police and the F.B.D. couldn't catch them. The Tanks were already going as slow as possible, so it didn't really matter about them. We turned around a corner that led to Roxas' house. I guessed we were probably going to hide there, considering they probably thought he wouldn't live in such a nice neighborhood, considering his attitude and his car, which looked like a car you would see in the 'Hood'. As we turned on to Roxas' drive way, we accidentally crashed into Roxas' car, well, one of them anyway. I wondered why Axel's car never had any dents, but we were in too much of hurry for me to ask him. We ran to Roxas' door, and knocked it down. When we got inside, we put the door back up, right as Roxas and Namine came into the room, Roxas' glaring at us.
"What. The. Hell." Roxas asked, infuriated with us. He was fuming and had fire in his eyes.
"Sorry, were running from the F.B.D., the Po Po's, Tanks, and Donut Peoples," Axel apologized.
"Okay, but WHY DID YOU MAKE A HUGE DENT IN MY CAR??!?!?!?!?!" Roxas screamed, making it echo around his house.
"We didn't mean to, I was too much in a hurry to realize that your hummer was there," Axel replied back.
"THAT WAS MY HUMMER?????!?!?!?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT CAR!!!! YOU JACK ASS!!!!" Roxas screamed, shaking the house, as Axel stood scared, but then running away. Roxas chased after him, with his Key-Blades in hand. Namine and I just stood there, not moving.
"So…" I started.
"Um, yeah, do you want to get out of here now?" Namine asked, scared to death.
"Sure. I'll go get Axel's car, no wait, never mind, the Po Po's will catch us then. Crap, oh well. Can you steal one of Roxas' many keys for his cars?" I asked.
"Sure, be right back," Namine answered, running out of the room, coming back as fast as lightning. She tried to open the door, as fast as she could, but the door just fell down. We shrugged, than hurried to the car we thought the key belonged to. Unfortunately for us, it took a while, since he had like 65 cars. All new that no one else would probably would have except the people in the neighborhood or Sora.
We finally found it, which the keys belonged to his Silver Mercedes. We got in the seats as fast as we could, trying to not make a sound so Axel and Roxas wouldn't know that we snuck away. I started the car, and backed out as fast as I could. Unfortunately for us, I crashed the back of the car into a tree that seemed to just appear out of nowhere. It turned the car alarm on, probably making Roxas and Axel hear it. I hurried and backed out of his drive way, and on to the street, by the time we made it to the street, Axel and Roxas came outside, stared at us, and ran over to us. We knew we would be in trouble with Roxas, so we drove as fast as we could away from the two, who were still chasing us. That's when they made a really bad move.
They got in Axel's Silver Volvo.
"Great, now the Po Po's will be after us now!" I yelled angry. I realized the Mercedes wasn't as fast as the Volvo, so I had to hurry it up. I drove at top speed, which made our surroundings look like a messed up painting that was all smeared. I could kind of still see though, so I knew when to turn, and when not to. I turned fast at one turn, almost to my house, where I had a lot of security cameras, people, and other things. I also had paintball guns if I needed them. We skidded to a stop in my driveway to my tan and brown house, and jumped out, running as fast as we could to my doorway. Right as we got to the doorway, Roxas grabbed Namine's arm, and Axel grabbed mine. Roxas, who was glaring at both of us at the moment, started to take us into the house, locking the door with the 13 locks we had on our door. He stared out the window, almost scared.
"How come you're looking out the window?" Namine asked, frightened.
"The Po Po's are after us, along with the F.B.D., and the tanks that are still 2 miles away from the house," Roxas said, as his eyes widened.
"What Roxas?" I asked, wondering what his eyes widening meant.
"Crap, their here! Run to the basement!" Roxas shouted, running to the basement with Namine, and Axel holding me. We shut the door, and hid under the pillows. All of a sudden, we heard the door slam open, and we heard a whole bunch of footsteps above us. We were pretty freaked out at the moment, and started to shake. I then realized that I hid some paintball guns down here. I ran to my safe, did the lock, and opened it up.
"What are you doing??!?! Get back here!" Axel whispered angrily, trying to make me come back. I ignored him, getting out the paintball guns, and passing one to Namine, Roxas, and then one to Axel. I kept one of the best for me, knowing that I ruled at paintball. I hid under the pillows again, paintball gun in hand, ready for them to come. Then I heard a voice from up above us.
"I think this might be the wrong house sir," A man spoke.
"Crap, what if they people find out that we were here. Okay, I have an idea, we leave 123124235367 million dollars for them on their table so they can pay for the damages that we have caused," Another man spoke, as we heard something hit the table, "Okay, let's go!"
When we were sure they were gone, we got up from under the pillows, and slowly made our way up the stairs, paintball guns still in our hands. As we opened the door to the upstairs room, we all looked around suspiciously, and then made a move to the table.
When we got to the table, there it was. 123124235367 dollars right there.
I ran to the table, collecting the money, making sure it wasn't fake, and then started to hug it.
"IM RICH!!!!" I shouted happily dancing around. I then looked around to see what they damaged, realizing they didn't even damage anything.
"They didn't even damage anything, and you still get a whole bunch of money!" Axel shouted, realizing what I had just realized.
"Good, now you can pay for my repairs for my car you stole, and the one that Axel crashed into," Roxas said, smirking at me.
"I'll only pay for the one I crashed, Axel will have to pay for the rest," I said, as Axel's face dropped, and he started to glare at me, while I was grinning. Namine then joined me in the grinning, almost laughing.
"Okay, I need only about 12,450 dollars and 99 cents," Roxas said, holding out his hand, waiting for the money. I then counted, which took a while, but I finally gave him the money, which luckily they gave me 99 cents.
"Thanks," he thanked, smiling again, "Now it's your turn."
"I'll pay you back later. Besides, your freaking rich! You can pay for it!" Axel shouted at him.
"So are you, so pay me!" Roxas shouted, as it became another argument. I sighed, than looked at the time, which it happened to be 5:00 pm. I shrugged and turned to Namine, who started to talk to me.
"So, are you doing anything tonight, or anything during winter break?" She asked me suddenly.
"Um, no why?" I asked.
"Um, well, my parents aren't going to be home for the winter holidays, and I have really, REALLY freaky neighbors, so I was wondering if, well, I could stay at your house, well, at least till' Sora's party, which is probably a week or two of sleepovers at his party," she asked.
"Sure," I smiled. I had really become quite good friends with Namine, even if I had only met her this year. She wasn't new or anything, I just hung around my few friends a lot, and now I was meeting new people, like Namine, so I was happy.
"Thanks," she replied, as I nodded, mouthing the words, 'Your welcome'.
"OKAY! ROXAS, AXEL, OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!" I screamed, as they looked at me, scared. They nodded, running out of the house, saying a quick 'good bye'.
"Okay, Sleepover time now!" I smiled at Namine, who smiled back at me, and we both got prepared for the best sleepover of our lives.
END OF CHAPTER
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