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Mello looked at the sleeping pair and groaned inwardly.

"Why the fuck is Near still here when we could have taken him back to his fucking room?!" Mello was about to shove Matt off the bed but they both just looked to cute together…

"Holy mother fucking turds! Did I just call them "cute"? That is way too fucking creepy!" Mello went and sat on the other bed once again and started nibbling on his chocolate. He continued to watch the odd pair sleeping. Matt still had his goggles on and Near was breathing slowly and had cuddled up to Matt. Near was not cold anymore. Mello was positive. "I should probably wake them up… I could probably tease Matt about getting all lovey dovey with Near, but then he'd probably start yelling at me and whck me in the head… Wait, that's what I would do. He would probably just blush, yell a bit and go back to his gaming." Mello sighed. He chucked the chocolate wrapper at Matt and it hit him in the ear.

Matt reached up and rubbed his ear but didn't get up or do much else. Mello chucked the pillow at him and Matt sat strait up.

"Mfgh!?" He glared at the wall and then at the pillow. "Mello. I was sleeping!"

"More like getting close to Near…" He chucked the pillow back at Mello and laughed.

"What should we do with him?" Matt asked.

"Chuck him back into the hole he came from." Mello said and laughed nervously.

"That's not funny Mello. We almost killed him." Matt said and crossed his arms.

" Almost being the key word here." Matt gave him an evil look. "Alright, fine. He can stay until he wakes up, but then he has to go away."

"Thanks, Mello, yellow, jello, happy fellow…"

"Shut up Matt."

"No! Never!" Matt said and started singing at the top off his lungs.

"Mello! Yellow! Jello! Happy fellow! Mello! Yellow! Jello! Happy fell…" Mello promptly smacked his across the head.

"Ng." Mello and Matt both looked towards where the sound came from. Near was stirring.

"Mello?" Matt asked. Mello just stood there waiting for Near to wake up. Would he go and tell Roger on them? If he did, they would be in huge shit.

"Mello, Matt?" Near asked and sat up and blinked a few times.

"Yo." Matt said.

"Fuck." Mello said.

"I should probably leave." Near said emotionlessly and got up.

"You'd better not fucking tell and fucking one." Mello warned.

"I won't. I'm not seriously injured, now am I." He said smugly. Mello swore he saw a faint smile touch Near's lips before he left, closing the door behind him.

"Ok. That went unexpectedly well." Matt finally said after a few moments.

"I guess…" Mello said and bit a large piece of chocolate bar and chewed happily. He then flopped onto his back on the bed beside Matt.

"You have such pretty hair Mello." Matt said and twisted a piece around his finger.

Mello bolted up and gave him a look of disbelief. "What the fuck! Who the fuck are you and what did you fucking do with my best friend." He demanded.

Matt chuckled and wandered over to the dresser. He opened the drawer and dug through his clothes and pulled out his DS. He sat back next to Mello and proceeded to play his game as if nothing had happened.

It was really late. Near hadn't even slept for more than an two hours. It wasn't even past midnight for fucks sake! Mello was extremely bored and let his mind drift as he leaned against the wall and sat beside his gamer for a friend. He closed his eyes and thought about the day.

"Fuck you Matt." Mello spat at him.

"You can do that later Mello." Mello's eyes widened at that comment. "You should probably go back to what you were doing before I came in." Mello just looked at Matt.

"You fucker. That was not what I fucking meant you fucking ass hole!" Mello said and punched his best friend in the shoulder.

"Um. Ow. That hurt Mels." Matt said fake pouting.

Where did that come from?! Mello squeezed his eyes shut and tried to think of an explanation for Matt's words.

"He was probably just not thinking… Right? Or joking… That had to be it. I always over think stuff and let emotions run my life, unlike Near. It meant nothing. It's just wishful thinking that… No. Stop. That's not right. I can't…" Mello kept his eyes shut and rubbed his temples. He was getting a head ache from all this drama. Yes, Mello was in love with his best friend. No matter how Mello looked at it, or tried to deny it, he was undeniably in love with him. Near knew it and Mello knew it. Near was just a know it all freak. Matt was completely oblivious to this and Mello had threatened to kill Near if he said a word about it to anyone.

Near might be cute when he was sleeping, but in Mello's eyes, Matt was cute 24/7. Even when he was snoring… Mello knew it wasn't right to love his best friend and that if he admitted it, it would completely ruin his friendship. He would hate that.

Matt was fixated on his game and completely ignoring Mello. He didn't even notice that his friend had stopped eating his chocolate and chucked it across the room and into the garbage can. Mello never wasted chocolate.

"Night." Mello said and went to change and wash up in the washroom. He came back and climbed into the bed that Matt wasn't sitting on. It wasn't until Mello was in the covers and half asleep that he realised that it wasn't his bed, it was Matt. He inhaled deeply.

"The sheets smell like him. Mmmm. Matt." Mello wasn't exactly awake enough to stop these thoughts. He let them take over before he fell asleep. "Matt sleeps in this bed… and now I am. If only you would come join me. Matt's bed. Matt's bed. Matt's bed."

Matt looked over at his friend sleeping in his bed. He chuckled. Mello must have been really tired to have fallen asleep in his bed. Mello hated it when anyone touched his stuff and now Mello was stealing his bed. Typical Mello.

"Guess I'm going to have to sleep in Mello's bed. Hope he doesn't get upset in the morning. I could always wake him up…" Matt sighed. "But he looks so cute when he's sleeping. I can't just wake up something that cute." Matt had been disgusted with his self in the begging when he found out that he had feelings for Mello. He thought it was wrong and Mello would leave if he told him about these feelings. He didn't want to lose Mello as a friend, not at all.

Matt shook his head and proceeded to the bathroom. He desperately needed a shower after digging Near out of the snow and sweating. He figured Mello did too but it seemed that Mello hadn't taken one. He would have to pester Mello about that tomorrow.

Mello was a deep sleeper so Matt decided to jack off in the shower. He needed the release after thinking off Mello taking a shower.

He stripped himself off his clothes and got into the shower. He washed his hair before grabbing his dick. He started out slow but soon sped up as he imagined that it was Mello giving his this pleasure. He let a few silent moans escape but he repressed the others. He didn't want anyone to hear him. Especially not Mello.

O.o Well. Obviously I had to put Mello and Matt together. Should I include Near? I need your thoughts on this! Please review! I need to know what you think. Thanks for reading! Go to my profile to vote for your favorite yoai pairing! Please!