B is for Bubblegum
"What have you discovered this time, Albus?"
"It's this Muggle sweet that I'm rather beginning to like.
"You like a lot of Muggle sweets, Albus. What is this newest infatuation of yours?"
"It's the Muggle version of Drooble's Bubblegum."
"That's it? You nearly fried my students' essays to tell me to you discovered bubblegum?"
"Want some?"
"Absolutely not, Albus. This is ridiculous."
"You see, dear, you chew the gum up nice and soft, and then…"
"You…blow…air…into the gum."
"Charming."
"See Minnie? It's not too hard…just…"
POW!
"Albus, thank you. I really needed that."
"I think pink looks good on you too.
"How dare you suggest such a monstrosity?"
"Right, sorry."
"You'd better be."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Kill Umbridge."
"But…she gave me the bubblegum!"
"Even more the reason to do so."
"Can't I just…?"
"No."
"You didn't even know what I was going to say!"
"No, Albus, you may NOT get Mr. Creevey to snap a picture of me in this state!"
"Aahh…another hope dashed."