Minerva, dear?
Yes, Albus? Why are you writing and where in Merlin's name are you?
I am writing because I am currently stuck in a difficult spot…and I cannot tell you where I am. Can I ask you something?
You just did. Difficult spot?
That…wasn't my question.
Get on with it, old man.
What is PMS?
*chokes on tea* I beg your pardon?
PMS.
And why would you ask such a question?
I heard young Mr. Weasley talking about it with Mr. Potter. Something like 'I swear, Harry, it's like she's on PMS."
And might I enquire who the fortunate "she" is?
I might hazard a guess it's Miss Granger. But I don't want to assume.
How perceptive you are...not, Albus.
So what is PMS exactly?
I can't tell you.
Why?
Because.
Because why?
Because.
Because why?
Oh for Merlin's sake!
What? Did Merlin do something?
You are such an idiot, Albus.
…
I cannot believe the idiocy of some of my students.
What did they do now?
Hmph.
Why are you so grouchy today, Minerva?
I'd rather not discuss it.
…
What is that for?
Minerva, I think I figured out what PMS is.
Ruddy brilliant for you.
And I think I know who Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter were referring to.
The nerve of them!
Is it you?
I plead the fifth.
The fifth? What is that now?
It's a Muggle... You know what? Just forget we had this conversation.
Okay.
…..
This is getting awkward.
You're telling me.
Are YOU on PMS?
-facepalm-
Oh, okay, okay, I get it.
I am NOT ON PMS!
You admit it then?
Are you in the broom closet on the fourth floor?
Ye-no. How did you know?
I confiscated Potter's Marauder's Map.
Ah.
May I ask how you got in there?
No.
Well, I'm coming to haul your arse out of there…
Oh, Minerva, my shining angel savior…
And then I'm going to kill you.
I'm running….!
You can run, but you can't hide.
Yes, I…can…
Nobody except my eccentric husband would wear bright orange robes!
They…were….a…present.
From your angelic, darling wife to you, Albus. I know you too well.
A/N: Completely random, I know. And please don't tell me that Minerva is...too old, or something like that. I KNOW. This is called fanfiction. Anyhoo...why don't you prod that review button and make sure it's functioning properly. :)