We ran forever, following the car deep into a great patch of nothing outside Gotham , all until the car tracks stopped. "DAMMIT!" I cursed.

"What...were...you...thinking?" Jaime asked, panting beside me.

"That was Batman's car! I'm sure of it!"

"I doubt it!" Jaime said, sitting down in the dust. "Damn, we're stuck out here! Why are we so stupid?!" I threw myself down next to her, staring at the sky. There were stars out, you never saw that in the city.

"I say we wait here until we see him again,"

"Well I say-" A loud roaring noise cut her off- it's source seemed to be this rocky hill that was...splitting open.

"Stand back!" We dropped behind some bushes, staring stupidly at the moving hill. It seemed to spit out a car! Not just any car- the batmobile!

"Holy wheels, Jaime..."

"Shut up..." She hopped up, and slipped into the closing crack. Without warning, she had dragged me in with her.

The room was pitch black, no lights whatsoever. And when we walked around the edge with our hands on the walls- we couldn't find the edge. "could this really be his...house?" I asked, listening to the faint echoes of my voice.

"Could be!" Jaime said. "Maybe he can see in the dark." We continued to stumble our way around the room until I slammed into a wall.

"Found the edge," I rubbed the part of my forehead that had hit the wall.

Thud. "And I found the door...and it's locked."
"Well can't you..."

"Pick it? Of course! hair clip please?" I plucked the bobby pin off my head, leaving me bright red hair to fall into my face- and after a short series of clicks and jingle sounds the door swung open.

"Viola!" Jaime said, walking through. The light on this side of the door nearly blinded us, but once we'd adjusted...

It was fantastic! Machines and computers and fancy looking gadgets filled the whole room. "Woah...it's like someone took inspector gadget apart and painted bat symbols on his things," I gasped.

"Back already?" An old sounding british man asked. We saw his shadow before we saw him and it gave us just enough time to dart behind a giant computer and hide there. "I guess not..." The man, short with wispy white hair, waddled out of the room, mumbling to himself about faulty alarm systems.

"That was close!" Jaime whispered. "But who the hell was that guy?"

"I'm not sure but...I'm already in love with his accent," Jaime groaned as a smiled at myself. "Looks like we'll be here awhile," I don't think she heard me, because a second after, her head was on my shoulder and her snores were sounding softly.

"okay...guess I'll wait by myself,"

I ended up finding sleep soon enough and waking up as the roaring sound of a car filled my ears again. Batman had arrived.

I shook Jaime awake and made sure she didn't yell at me for it. I didn't want to be found- not yet. A heard a car door slam and the roaring fade away. Automatically he started yelling for who I assumed to be the british guy from before. "Alfred!" His voice was quiet, but not at all grumbly like explained on the news.

"What is it Master Wayne?" Alfred came back into the room, looking Batman up and down. "There's a dent in the batmobile..."

"that's not the point. Someone's been in the BatCave. They came through the tunnel and used your side door to get in, they left it unlocked.

"I haven't seen anyone," He said, starting to make his way around the room, peering behind everything.

"Maybe we just forgot to lock it," Batman yawned and started to take off his clothes until he was only down in his underwear. Turn around! I want to see your face! I thought.

"Well you tend to make mistakes when you never sleep!"

"That's what I plan to do now," He walked out of the room without turning towards us. I looked at Jaime, my mouth hanging wide open to see her eyes shut tight.

"What are you doing...?" I asked.

"He was getting naked!"

"He's gone now!"

"Thank god!"

"Who do you think Mr. Wayne is?" I asked.

"You don't know?" She looked appalled. "You mean the dude who owns Wayne Enterprises?"

"Wait...Bruce wayne is Batman?!" I yelled surprised."

"BE QUIET!"
"SORRY!"

She glared at me as I sat still. I started to squirm, unable to sit still. "What's wrong now?" She asked.

"I know this is a bad time but...I have to pee!"

"you have to..." She put her hand over my mouth and glared at me. "If you get us caught because of your small bladder I swear I will punch your lights!" I crossed my arms, pouting but didn't say anything else. Though Jaime was small, skinny, and looked nothing like someone you'd be afraid of she packed a punch.

We ended up falling asleep again shortly after I found the bathroom and I slept peacefully until...

"Wake up!" Jaime shook my, bonking my head into the wall- hard.

"Thanks for that,"

"The old guys back! He's...dusting the computers and such, weirdo. Who dusts a dark cave? It's gonna be wet and gross no matter what you do!"

"Well let's say hello!" I tried to get up but Jaime pulled me back down.

"No, not yet. Not to him. Let's wait until Bruce Man I mean Bat Wayne... you know what I mean- gets back!"

"Fine..." We spent the stretch of time playing thumb war, which of course she always won until finally the elevator dropped down and we saw him step out again.

It was Bruce Wayne alright. Cuter than he was in the papers. He walked into the room slowly, looking around like he expected us to just come out. "I heard you," He said, looking straight at our hiding place.

"No you didn't," I whispered. Jaime hit me in the arm.

"I'm not sure how you found this place. Come out now!" I stood up and stared right at him.

"Hello Mr. Wayne!" I said, putting my hands on my hips and smirking. "Nice place you have,"

"Wait...what..."

Jaime stood up too. "Hey!"

"Who are you?" He asked. "How did you get in here!"

"I'm

"Master Wayne?" Alfred asked, walking into the room. "Are you talking to yourself...there are children in the batcave Sir."

"I've noticed. Why are you two here?"

"We have a favor to ask!" Jaime said. "You see, our friend was kidnapped,"

"I watched it happen," I added.

"By Catwoman. But no one believes us!"

"There are kids in the batcave..." He mumbled again, looking at as almost like we scared him. "there are kids...in the batcave! There hasn't' been a kid in the batcave in a long time! There are girls in the Batcave!"

"Yes, there are, can we focus now?"

He glared at me for a second before sighing."You're here because your friend was kidnapped?"

"Yes, and no one will find here if they aren't looking in the right places! She's been gone for a long time and they haven't gotten any closer to finding her!" I cried. "I'm worried we'll never see her again."

"Alright, I'll see what I can find out." He said. Jaime and I smiled and thanked him. "I can only help you as long as you tell no one who I am. This is important."

"We promise!" we said at the same time. He smiled at us though he still seemed confused. For a moment I felt bad, we'd broken into his house, found out his biggest secret, and we were forcing him to help us.

"Also, don't go looking for her yourself."

"Sure..." We 'agreed'.