Binas: Time for the ideas that didn't make this smelly one shot. Please make sure you have a pooper scoper and some poop bags on hand at all times through out this story or you may step in IT!

Naruto: *Snickers* I got mine, but is it suppose to be this small? *holds up a scoper that is the size of a remote*

Binas: For some.

~You Stepped in it!~

Naruto was walking Cujo. He was glad he hasn't run off yet. Suddenly Cujo stopped and squatted.

"Hey what are doing Cujo?", Naruto asked, "Are you trying to sit in an invisible chair?"

Naruto squatted down himself and gets strange looks from the surrounding people.

"Does he even know what that odd dog is doing?", One woman asked.

"Leave to that foxy kid to do something stupid like that.", One guy said.

Naruto looked at them with curiosity then saw that Cujo was no longer squatting. Cujo then saw a squirrel and started chasing it happily. Too bad for Naruto, because he landed in Cujo's invisible business.

"Oh great... Invisible dog poop...", Naruto muttered sarcastically, "AND IT STINKS!"

~I'm Not a Fire Hydrant!~

Cujo looked at Naruto and to Cujo, Naruto looked like a fire hydrant. So Cujo lifted his leg up. Naruto looked down.

"What's that your doing?", Naruto asked and got on all fours and did the same pose with a smirk.

Sasuke looked at Naruto.

"Naruto your such a loser! Do you even realize that your dog is peeing on you?!", Sasuke snapped.

Naruto looked at Cujo and say a nice stream erupting from between Cujo's legs and on to Naruto's leg. Naruto screamed with comical anime white eyes. He paled and fainted.

~Cujo and Akamaru~

Kiba was walking Akamaru in the forest doing some training.

"Dynamic Marking!", Kiba shouted.

Akamaru started spinning a urinating at the same time.

"Nice number one! But my dog can do an awesome number two!"

Kiba looked down and saw Naruto holding a green glowing dog.

"What in the world did you do to the dog Naruto?!", Kiba shouted.

"Nothing. Cujo is just different that's all. Right buddy?", Naruto cooed at the dog.

Cujo barked happily.

"If you say so you idiot.", Kiba said.

"Cujo, Dynamic Number Two!", Naruto shouted.

Cujo proceed to jump into the air and spun around as invisible poop came flying from his butt. Some landed on Sasuke, Sakura, Lee, Shino, and Kiba. Naruto laughed at them.

"NARUTO!", Kiba, Sasuke, Sakura, and Shino yelled and chased Naruto.

Naruto ran away holding Cujo into the sunset laughing.