Chapter 2 already! I have to much time on my hands right now xD I'll try to make my chapters longer. Anyway, still don't own Avengers...but enjoy anyway.


Tony walked Claire through the hallway's of the helicarrier, pointing out everything she'd need to know about while staying there. They had been walking for an hour when Claire decided she was going to run into someone. Literally. "Nice going twinkle toes." Tony scoffed, turning to the person Claire had run into. "Steve, this is Claire. She's going to be working with us for a while." "Nice to meet you, Ma'am." "It's just Claire, please. And sorry about running into you." "It's no problem. Hey Tony, Fury wanted the Avengers to meet in the briefing room in thirty minutes. Can you track down Barton for me?" "Sure thing, Steve." Tony turned Claire and pushed her down the hall. "Ya know, Tony, it might help if YOU led the way." Claire muttered. He just rolled his eyes. Claire crossed her arms and glared at him. He opened a door to one of the labs for her. She stuck her tongue out at him before walking into the room. Saying she was amazed was an understatement at this point. She was in total awe. The technology was nothing like the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in France. She felt like a little kid, seeing everything but knowing nothing about it. "I know, it's awesome, but we have to get Hawkeye now." Tony punched her in the shoulder.

"So is this Hawkeye some bird enthusiast?" "I try to stay out of his personal life. It might be scary." Tony hid his eyes behind his arm and made a face. Claire snickered lightly before looking around. "So where is he?'' She looked over to Tony. He simply pointed to the ceiling. She followed his finger, spotting the man in the rafters almost immediately "Bartonnnn! Get down here. We have a meeting!" Tony practically sang into the headset. The man looked down before sliding down a rope and hitting the floor. "Stark, I swear. You sing one more time I'll put an arrow through you." "Anywhere but the face, Barton." "I wouldn't say anywhere, Stark'' Clint smirked and turned his attention to Claire. "And you must be Claire. Nice to meet you. I'm Clint. Or Hawkeye." "Oh. You're Hawkeye." "The one and only." "Is it bad that I expected you to be dressed like a bird?" Tony and Clint both looked at her before busting out laughing. "Only on weekends, Claire, only on weekends." Clint replied before following them out the door. "I was serious, you know." She mumbled, earning a light shove from Tony. "They call me Hawkeye because of my name. Not because I'm a bird enthusiast. Except for geese. I hate geese." Clint shook his head. "Why?" "Why? Because they chased me and my brother when we we're little. Those things really don't like it if you don't give them their damn animal crackers." Claire laughed at his response. "I think you and I will get along just fine, Clint."

She put a hand on his shoulder. He tensed up a bit, but relaxed slowly. "Sorry about that. I haven't really had physical contact with many people since the Loki incident." "Oh! I forgot...I'm sorry." She jumped back a little bit, knocking Tony into a wall. "What was that for!" Tony pouted. "Aw big bad Iron Man is pouting cause he got pushed." Claire taunted him. "Damn right I am! It's the key to my success." "Yes. I'm sure pouting attracts ALL the women." Claire smirked before pretty much fainting into him. "Tony, that pout is so adorable. Please, take me and do your will with me." She breathed out. "God, that's gross." Clint gagged. "I know. But it was fun to see his reaction." She motioned with her head at Tony's stunned face. "Stupide." She stuck her tongue out at him. "Vous maudisse" Tony replied before pushing past her and leading them to the briefing room.


AANNNDDD end. I hope you enjoyed the humor between Clint, Claire, and Tony. Tony is just so easy to pick on! :D Anyway, I update when I'm able. I'll try to update every other day or so if I can. Thanks for the reviews and watches :3 Let me know whatcha think!