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Usopp POV

We left Shanks couple days ago. He seems really happy and so was Luka. She keeps hopping around saying something about a new move that would be super funny.

Speak of the devil; here she was in front of me. She had a marker in her hands, how does her new move have to do with a marker? "Yo Usopp! So who should we use my new move on, Sanji of Zoro?"

I gulped; of course I would be scared. They were the strongest two on the boat, other than Luka. I don't see how Luka wasn't scared of their feet/sword. Maybe being strong makes you fearless. Well I did capture a beast in a castle once with only a piece of string; so that must mean, I'm strong too! Yeah, right, the Monster Trio was still scary in my eyes; even Luka could get scary if she wanted too.

"Let's try it on Sanji, I want some pudding from last night" I said after I deiced. Sanji was the one who would unlikely to kill them; only reason being is that Luka was in on it too. I knew I was going to beat a painful beating anyway; they were a bit mercy on Luka, sometimes. She would of course laugh at me afterwards but it was still fun with her around.

We crept in the dining room, using our sneaky ninja move, that I taught Luka. I wasn't as good as Nami, but I was sure quick on my feet. Who wouldn't be if their village chased them every day?

Luka turned around to me and gave me a gesture, 'stay right here'. Of course I was, why would I show myself knowing Sanji would kick me out? He was cooking lunch right now; he would always kick anyone out who came early. He even does it to Luka since it became one of her goals, 'Get in the kitchen and eat'. I gotten the same treatment, well Sanji did come and say sorry to Luka.

Maybe being a girl on this ship would be way easier; these crewmates were going to be the death of me. Take that back, I seen the horrors of the girl's room, even Luka stays away from it. We end up sleeping outside on the dock, mostly because Luka was lonely and afraid to go into the dragon's cave (Girls' room).

I looked around the counter and watch their encounter. Luka went up to him and planting a freaky kiss on his cheek. A kiss was her new move! I feel bad for our enemies now, in the middle of the fight she'll kiss them and act like it wasn't anything. Sanji, being Sanji, had a nosebleed and fainted on the floor. Now this was making sense, this was the reason for the marker: drawing on Sanji's face.

"Luka, where did you learn that move from?" I asked.

"Ben told me about it, but he didn't tell me people would faint. I found that out when I tried it on Shanks" she said grinning.

"YOU KISSED SHANKS?!" I screamed. What happen when I wasn't around? I should have kept a better eye on her. Why would Ben even teach her that?

She nodded and handed me a marker. I looked at the marker, to Sanji, and back at her. I couldn't believe this; she kissed Sanji and acted like it was no big deal. I couldn't even get up the courage and try that on Kaya, let Luka goes around like this. Is this the effect of her fruit, power, or being stupid?

Well I will leave the thinking for later. I took the marker and started my artwork below his eye. Luka lifted up his hair (covering his other eye) and started drawing lines (that's her type of artwork). I made swirls, curves, goldfish and my jolly roger; maybe putting that wasn't the best of idea.

"Look at this, I draw his face" she said, prideful. I looked, when did Sanji become a alien? Nothing looked like him; well I got to give her prompts for giving him a cigar.

He started shaking, looking like he was about to wake up. I looked up at Luka, I knew what she was thinking without words, 'Run'. I gotten up and ran out the door, she being hot on my trail. We ran into our little hideout, well everyone knew of it but it was better than nothing.

"USOPP! LUKA-CHAN" We heard yelling from inside the ship. Each of us knowing that Sanji found his new tattoo on this face. We looked at each other and blurted out laughing, it was too funny.

"Hello Curvy" a tired voice came outside. Zoro looked like he was stopping himself from giggling at my artwork. At least it gave us some time before Sanji found us.

Luka was already underneath some blankets, I went under it too. Both of our butts in the air, shaking; I admit, it wasn't a good choice of a hiding place but it was something.

*Pow*

My butt hurts; an angry Sanji was standing over me. This wasn't going to be good, not at all. God, if there is a god, please save me.

Answer to that, God wasn't there, listening or hated me. After hours of torture, my face was swelled up, Luka was in better condition, why can't I had a body of rubber?

"Luka, no more of that new move" I said.

"We still haven't tried it on Zoro" she pleaded. I wonder if she or the battles were going to become the death of me. Knowing my situation, she will be the cause.

I looked at her, study her. Sometime was off, ever since we left shanks, I felt it. My eyes search her body, something was shining. "Luka, when did you get that ring?"

"Shanks gave it to me, he wanted me to become his Pirate Queen" she said with a big grin.

I inhaled my breath, "You're engaged to Shanks! Why are you kissing other boys?" She looked at me confused, as if I'm crazy. This one girl, kissed someone, engage to someone, and can defended her. I couldn't do none of that, I couldn't even do anything sweet for Kaya before I left.

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