Warning: Iva is talking so V's are in front of You (your, you're) , I and Me

It's been four days since the war. Iva was heading to New Okama Island on a marine ship, that was taken over. It was filled with others that was headed the same way as Iva. Iva leaned over the edge and seen a boat that was quickly moving towards their boat. Iva would have been worried about the newcomer, but as luck could have it, it was Shanks' ship not someone looking for a fight. The said-pirate was over the rails, waving at the cross-dresser.

As soon as his ship was close, Shanks jumped from his ship onto the marine ship. But his timing was off, so he felled on the floor instead of landing on his feet. He quickly gotten himself up from that position, dusting himself off.

"Why isn't it Shank-boy" greeted Iva.

"Greetings, I hadn't forgotten you, Ivankov" replied Shanks.

"No one could possibly forget this face" Iva claimed. Both of the man laughed at this statement since it was true. Who couldn't forget about a giant face, full of makeup (has many layers), a purple afro and a weird-shaped chin. "Now, what are vyou doing here?"

"I seen you were with Luka~ and I needed to know about where she's heading" asked Shanks.

"Hee-Haw! If Vi did know about Luka-girl, how do Vi know that vyou could be trusted with that information?"

Shanks held up his ring, a match with Luka's own ring. "Because Luka is going to be my wife~" He practically kissed the gold ring. He couldn't wait for a proper reunion with Luka; well if he could get away from her over-raged brother.

"A WIFE! Luka-girl is vyour fiancée! First Dragon is her father, Ace is her brother and now vyou're engaged to her" said Iva.

"Yup" was the replied from Shanks. "Now do you trust me?"

"…Nope, anyone could claim to be Straw-hats' fiancé" replied Iva.

"What will it take for you to believe me?"

"Proof" countered Iva.

Shanks looked around for anything that could prove his relationship to Luka. The ring was the only thing on himself that was related to Luka. Maybe a picture, treasure...

*Light bulb effect*

He thought of something that happen a long time ago. He went back to his own ship to grab the item in questioned. A few moments later, he comes running out with a newspaper, Luka on the front. He shoved it at Iva and pointed to the hat and the ring on her finger (both was visible). "That's the hat and ring I given her."

"How am Vi supposed to know that vyou were the one to give Luka that ring and hat?"

Shanks sank into a depressed mode since that was his last chance. He couldn't think of nothing else to show his relationship with Luka. Iva wasn't accepting anything that could be shown, like the hat and ring didn't help his case at all.

What they didn't noticed, was that a small ship (enough for two people) was heading their way. The person on this said-boat, wasn't happy with his findings. That's when a fireball landed right next to the spot Shanks was standing. "YOU PERVERTED SCRUM! HOW DARE YOU POISON LUKA'S PURE MIND" yelled the flaming brother of Luka, who was supposed to be executed. Within the time after the war, Marco was tying him down. But some rope or chain couldn't quiet his rage at this damn pirate, Shanks. Since he gotten out of the chains, Ace been sailing on a small boat (smaller than the one he first started out with) to kill someone, plus some news about his sister.

Shanks looked up and ran back to his ship. He wasn't in the mood for a second round with the Monkey Family (first one belonging to Dragon). "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE" Ace said as he threw another flame to the Red-Haired's cabin. Shanks ran out of the cabin since it was fire. Now it was cat and mouse, Ace was chasing Shanks.

"That was enough proof. But vyou two won't be able to see her" said Iva as he watched the scene play out, too bad, no one could hear him. There was too much noise with Ace chasing Shanks around, throwing any items in his path to attack the perverted captain.

In Amazon Lilly

Three days later (full week since the war)

The girl, who caused most of this commotion, was just eating her share of foods. It's been a complete week since the war ended. Law healed Luka with the best of his abilities. Law couldn't help anymore in the process, so he left with his crew. Jinbe was still resting from the blood transplant.

Everyone on the island was enhanced by Luka's power. Some of the girls even made quick cash on touching Luka, whenever she wasn't eating. They were too afraid of her wrath by being pointed or touched during her meal. The Lillies were scared of Luka, much like they were scared (but loved) their leader, Hancock, whenever she was in one of her fits.

"Food~ Food~ Food~" Luka said impatiently as her plate was being filled with tropical fruits and meat. The server quickly filled the plate and placed it back in front of Luka. Within three moments, the plate was once again empty and Luka already started her chant. Server, again, went through the same cycle. This was going to be a long day for the Server with Luka around.

Jinbe wasn't so lucky. He was the first man in the island for decades; but being a fishman made it worse. I wouldn't want to be him, whenever he wakes up. The lines were already forming outside his door. All of them wanting to touch his skin, to test it, stretch (thinking it's the same as Luka's) and feeling it against their fingers.

Figured it was time to get Luka back into the story, mostly people been talking about her. Thanks Vampirelover12100, I've forgotten about that fact of the island, oh well. Guess Shanks has to wait. Please leave a review and suggestion.

Random question: If one of the Strawhat were turned into girl, which one would fall for Luffy (boy)?