Edjustice
First Fight!
Match 1: Ed vs Butch the Rowdyruff Boy
As Ed walked in the Cul-de-Sac, he screamed, "I AM LOTHAR! KING OF THE APES!"
Flying from the sky was a green-eyed person. People looked up and thought it was Buttercup and shouted, happily. Then, a menacing voice erupted, "I'm not a girl!"
Begin!
Ed jumped in the air and punched Butch before grabbing him, "LOTHAR BODY SLAM!" Ed screamed as he jumped in the air. When they hit the ground, a bone churning CRRRRUUNNCH came from underneath. Ed stayed on top of Butch, trying to avoid getting into a fair match. However, Butch stood up, lifting Ed.
"Let's see how you enjoy this!" Butch commented before tossing Ed in the air before kicking him as he came down. Ed got up and ran full speed at Butch, only to be tripped. As Ed slowly got up, Butch prepared to punch him. As the semi-fist hit Ed, Butch winced at the pain in his knuckles.
Unfortunately for Ed, he was sent flying. He smashed through the window of his home, only to interrupt Sarah and Jimmy's playtime. Sarah got angry, "Ohhhhh, Ed you idiot." Sarah ran up and punched Ed below the belt. Just as the lovable oath reached down to grab his area, Sarah kicked him in his "jaw" sending him in the Sarah a foot or two. Then, Sarah punched him through the window. The force sent Ed flying until he crashed down in Eddy's room. Eddy was just standing around looking for a magazine.
Butch calmly flew in, but Ed got the first hit in the new stage. Ed falcon punched Butch into Eddy's disco ball. When Butch hit the ground, Ed jumped in the air, hoping to stomp on the boy's head, but Butch dodged it and "charged up" his special move. He grabbed the lummox and screamed like a girl in need of help. The Powerpuff girls came bursting through the room. Angry at Butch for wasting their time, they shot energy beams at him. Butch used his magnetic shield to protect himself from the girls. The beams bounced of him and hit Ed repeatedly. Once the PPG were tired, Butch punched all three of them away.
Once Butch turned around, Ed uppercutted him. As Butch was coming down, Ed punched him a couple of time before he "charged up" his Special Attack. Ed grabbed Butch's neck. He squeezed it before punching him in the air. Butch flew into outer space, but he hit a satellite which sent him flying back to Earth. However, Ed flew into outerspace, somehow, and he caught Butch.
"SMELL MY BREATH!" Ed screamed before burping on the poor boy. The smell was sooooo rancid, that Butch's face melted, "BODY SLAM TO EARTH!" Ed screamed again before grabbing Butch and plummeting to Earth. As they were falling back, Ed pulled out a stink bomb, and then, he released Butch, "STINK NUKE!" Ed hollered before throwing the bomb at the green-eyed villain. The force of the throw sent Butch back at speeds of 145 mph. As the villain hit Earth, an explosion filled with farts, underwear, and Sheldon jr. filled Earth.
As Ed came down peacefully, he looked at what was once Eddy's room... ruble. Then, he noticed Butch, or at least, what was left of him was his green-and-black sweater. Ed looked up, "I AM ED, DESTROYER OF UNIVERSES!"