Part 5
"So Krillin, how did you get 18 to fall in love with you?" asked Yamcha, sipping his Earl Grey tea. They were seated at veranda outside the little Kame house on that island out in the middle of the sea. Yamcha was in one of those phases of his life where had long hair down the back, mullet-like. When you have as many lives as he does, you might as well try out some different hair styles.
"To be honest Yamcha, I don't think she ever really fell in love with me. You see, the day she came to Kame house I had just won the lottery. She probably just wanted me for the money. It's sad but true. I love her, but she's a cruel woman. Her lips are devil red, and her skin's like tapioca."
"Her skin's like that everywhere?"
"Well in most places."
Silence.
"You had a baby, right Krillin?"
"Yup."
"And how was that?"
"Well it was an interesting experience. We made the baby out of scrap metal."
"But seriously, Krillin."
"I'm serious, Yamcha."
Silence.
"Pass the Hetap, Krillin."
A few years later another miraculous thing happened. Vegeta married Bulma, in a little private ceremony at Capsule Corp. Of course, they had already had a child 3 years ago, but now the whole thing was official. And while Goku was dead, Chi-Chi had a beautiful baby boy name Son Goten.
*** The End ***