I got back to my new house and Kat was already sitting on the couch watching T.V with Phil, they were cuddling and giggling together, I rolled my eyes. "Your food is here faggots." I said loudly making them both jump and stare at me Kat automatically jumped up "Did you get salt and vinegar chips?" she said anticipating a 'fuck no bitch buy it yourself!' I rolled my eyes and tossed her a large packet. She squealed and sat back down to begin the devouring session Phil was just happy to be near her. I heard a knock on the door I opened it up to Robbaz "Greetings kinky neighbour!" I gave him a flirtatious wink and started twirling hair on his fake beard "Hey, thank god I have got you next door" I didn't honestly know what I was doing or saying. His eyes looked alive with excitement "See you around sweetie" I said flirtatiously and blew him a kiss. He just winked and waved as I shut the door I could see sunset spreading along the horizon and a devilish idea popped into my head. I ran out of the house and found that Shane's house was right next to Robbaz's I ran back and prepared myself for my devilish plan. I am going to steal Shane's shampoo and conditioner.
The full moon rose high above the clouds and I was jumping over the last picket fence of Robbaz and Shane. I got to Shane's back door (since every house is the same everyone knows where everyone else's things are) I gave it a light pull and it somehow opened I smiled at my luck. I was in Shane Dawson's room! I looked around the rooms there were posters and fan art everywhere but just over his bed my 'Feline Army' Kitty poster was hanging and there were love hearts everywhere! The more I looked around the room, the more my face appeared it was almost surreal he was a proper fan girl. I slowly crept into his bathroom I could hear him in the kitchen lightly talking to himself. I thought I heard my name but I had my mind on the task I began searching everywhere until I found it. "Garnier I knew it!" I exclaimed accidently I could almost face palm at my stupidity. I heard his steps echoing through the house, I was trapped "Hello?" he murmured I had to take him by surprise so I could escape. Another devilish idea sprang but I am not sure if pulling it off will be easy, he stood in the door way his hand about to reach for the switch. Before he could I pushed him onto the wall and started to kiss him and he tried so hard to resist. Sooner or later I weakened his forces and the tense arms that I grabbed onto before were now completely relaxed I pulled away from him, grabbed the bottle of shampoo and ran. I almost made it to the first picket fence if it wasn't for the blow I received to the back of my head.
I opened my eyes to find myself in Shane Dawson's bed and as I glanced at the wall it was obvious he took the pictures down. I began to think that this stunt I almost pulled off made me more dislikeable to him. The moon was still beaming down on me as I tried to get up but the world started to spin and I was seeing black dots I cried out in surprise. One very worried Shane came into my room "Kitty I am so sorry I thought you were a crook." He paused in deep thought "What were you doing in my house anyway?" he asked curiously. I sat myself up still seeing black dots which were annoying me, I looked at him and the moon light made his eyes more alive. I would have had a huge nerd-gasm over this with Kat but I was busy sitting in his bed to do that. I then turned to the blank white patches in his walls that I used to be on "Would you like a personal signature on those photos or are you no longer a fan?" completely ignoring his first question too preoccupied with mine. His eyes widened in shock "Of course I am a fan! I just didn't want to scare you." He murmured shyly his hair falling in front of his eyes and he nervously flicked it back to its place. "What are you Edward Cullen? It's my fucking job to be completely idolised I got used to it." I said with a bit of attitude he snorted and gave the photos and posters to me. One of them was impeccably strange it was obviously me doing a kissing face from one of my videos and Shane photoshopped next to me almost like I was kissing him. The writing was most disturbing it was some kind of song lyric I looked up into his tomato red face. "I have seen weirder things made about us, trust me." I said quietly his eyes were still staring into my face as I signed. I looked up and found his eyes were extremely close. "I am sick of this Kitty stop the games, all this flirting with Robbaz and sneaking around my house which one of us do you like." I almost couldn't contain my laughter whilst holding my poker face. I decided to play it mean "What are you my boyfriend?" I said leaning closer enjoying the eagerness in his stormy eyes. "Well I thought since we kissed..." he trailed off hoping I would catch his thought. "Shane I don't mean to sound like a whore but I have kissed a thousand boys at the interventions it's the most popular ask. It doesn't mean I am their girlfriend." I said feeling like a total bitch because it was totally unfair on him but I couldn't lie I felt a tiny guilty pleasure at his wasted efforts.
He slowly rolled on the bed and pulled me on top of him; whatever he was planning to do I did not want. I have only known the guy for two days there is no way I am taking this further but my lips were begging to touch his lips. I wanted to kill the dying pleas in my head but they wouldn't cease until I felt his slight trembling below me I stared down at his handsome face. "Are you cold?" I said quietly he shook his head "No, I am just trying to figure out a problem in my head." As he said that I slowly placed my forehead on his and I felt the electric feeling seeping through him to me. "Like a math problem?" I asked "No, a girl problem." He answered cautiously "Oh those are the worst" he nodded in agreement. "What is the problem I might be able to help?" I asked slowly, as he slowly began to trace my face with his eyes, his breath brushing over my face ever so lightly. "Well there is this girl" he began "she is the most perfect thing in the universe and she is so famous and has a million guys chasing her that are better than me." My insecure mind started disagreeing from the perfect bit but he still continued "I have always had a crush on her and I always wanted her to mine, the trouble is I am so out of her game and I can't get the courage to ask her out." He said shyly I nodded
"I think I know this girl." I whispered "she is so ugly and incredibly lost in a dream world that Youtube made her. She has this best friend, who is always chased by boys and is so much better than her and the girl you talk about is always falling into the shadow of her best friend. That girl is falling desperately for this crazy cute guy and she tries to ignore it but he always catches her eye." I finished and my nerves were so rigid at that moment his eyes looked into mine and I knew that I love him. Oh what the hell! I love him you hear that?! I loved him from day one! Even though there was only two days! So what? I know him but I have only met him twice. I am hopelessly in love, I want to smash my head onto a wall, it is so annoying but amazing at the same time. He stroked my cheek "It's almost 11:11pm do you want to know my wish?" he said and my heart nearly skipped a beat "No what?" our eyes locked. "I want to give you my super love, will you be my girlfriend?" he said just as his digital clock struck 11:11pm. Tears started to well in my eyes "Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas" I sang "Maybe I will have a happy holiday." My voice could barely sing the unforgettable lyrics and he leaned in closer "Of course I will!" I cried out and the clock changed to 11:12pm and his smile was wider than anything I had ever seen.
And as I walked back home when the dawn was breaking over the trees I memorised the moments that we had just shared not a single one will fade. That I became his Kitty and he was my Shane, tender kisses and soft laughs that seeped through the moonlit night. I smiled creeping into my room and softly planting a kiss on my Shane Dawson poster. I never thought that wishes ever came true but as that clock chimed the wishing hour it was sealed I loved him and the only thing I wanted was to be his.
ERM MEH GERD SHANE AND KITTY!
Lord almighty... I think I should write some more Kat and Phil
I might not right all the time because of school
So keep you up to date
From Russia with Love
Fall xxx