"We'll need names." Millie said, while stirring the potion she had been working on for the last week.
"Yours is easy, Modesty." said Dudley, watching here while winding copper wire around a wand they had found while ransacking the house.
"Don't be stupid, Dudley. The strip has been running for a while. No, you'll need a new first name. Actually I can stay with Millicent and use Blaise. It'll only be on my faked birth certificate anyway."
"…" Dudley looked up from his wire. "Why don't you need a last name?"
"Because I'll be Millicent Evans as soon as it counts. Do you have a middle name?"
"Yes," said Dudley, still confused. "Martin. Dudley Martin Dursley."
"Martin. Martin is good. So Martin and Millicent Evans. Sounds good doesn't it?"
"Wait, Martin and Millicent Evans. Explain?"
"One" Millie counted of her fingers.
"One: We need to be both related to Harry to steal him away from your parents that night. The Headmaster left me notes how the protection charms work."
"Two:" she continued, "for the adoption it's easier if you're officially related. Then there's no problem with custody. So you'll be your own uncle."
"Three: If Dumbledore actually checks up on Harry and finds us, there'll be a lot less questions if we're both Evanses."
"And four: I kinda like the idea." she blushed a bit.
"Did you just propose to me?"
"Somehow. Yeah. I guess I did."
"Then I accept." said Dudley and kissed his fiancé.
When they broke apart, Dudley wondered, "Say, we'll need to fake quite a few papers for that, right? Do you know how? Because I sure don't."
"There's a few standard spells for that." said Millie. "I'm not supposed to know them, they're reserved for the ministry. But they're in the Library." She patted the large volume.
"The ministry has spells for faking paperwork?" Dudley was slightly dubious.
"Sure. Wizarding families usually don't have muggle documents and if you need to go to the muggle world you can apply for muggle documentation."
"If you can fake paperwork, how about insurance policies?"
Millie's eyes lit up. "Yes. That should work. I'll check, but if it does, it would fix our money problems."
"That's what I thought." said Dudley. "We'll just have to keep it low enough so it's routine."