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~~~Chapter 3~~~

"Hm? Who're you?"

Tsuna gulped as he felt the cold steel press up against his forehead and began to sweat profusely. He tilted his head slightly and turned his head up a little to see a man in a black suit, yellow button-up shirt and a black fedora with a yellow stripe. He had endless coal eyes and black hair with curly sideburns. In his hand was a revolver that was pointed towards the brunet. His eyes held hidden emotion and for some reason Tsuna didn't know, had a dark, yet comforting aura around him. He was handsome, Tsuna admitted, but he didn't even know who the man was! And he had a gun with him! It was dangerous, he was in a dangerous situation where his brain could be blasted to pieces, Tsuna finally realized as his brain started to function correctly.

"Did you not hear me clearly? I said who are you?" The man spoke with his deep voice, clearly irritated.

Tsuna quickly held up his hands in an innocent manner, frightened. "U-um, I-I-I'm, u-um…" Tsuna couldn't form words. The man grunted and pressed the gun even harder towards Tsuna's forehead, making the poor brunet slightly lose his balance and took two steps back.

"Answer me, or I'll shoot." The man said darkly.

Tsuna's body was shaking. He was clearly confused, terrified, and a little bit curious of the man. Tsuna brought up some courage to form a few words. "I… I'm Sawada T-Tsunayoshi… T-temporarily s-s-staying here s-since I-I'm new…" He stuttered out.

Reborn narrowed his eyes at the boy and slightly loosened the force of his gun against the boy. "Sawada? You are Nono's grandson?" Reborn asked, slightly curious. Tsuna furrowed his eyebrows, thinking for a moment.

'I-If I c-can think c-clearly… N-Nono m-means Ninth in I-Italian, r-right?' Tsuna thought, slightly remembering his Italian lessons he had received from his father when he was just 9.

"U-uh… Yes?" Tsuna answered, hesitating. Reborn, noticing hesitation in the brunet's voice, pressed the revolver harder against his forehead.

"H-hieeee!" Tsuna squeaked out.

"Oh! Reborn, you're here I see!" Colonello's chipper voice cut through the tension between the two like air.

"C-Colonello-san!" Tsuna called out desperately, wanting to get out of his current situation.

The blonde looked over the situation for a moment, and grinned. "Ah! Tsuna! Looks like you've finished unpacking your belongings? And I see that you've met Reborn, too…" Colonello laughed, ignoring Reborn's intense stare.

"Who is this, Colonello?" Reborn asked the blonde.

Colonello glanced at Tsuna, then back to Reborn, and pointed a finger at the cowering brunet. "Him? Oh, that's Sawada Tsunayoshi! He's new here and he's staying in our dorm for the moment~!" Colonello said in a sing-song voice. Reborn raised an eyebrow at the blonde's antics. "Oh, I wouldn't shoot him if I were you, he's the old man's grandson!"

"Tch." Reborn slowly removed the gun from Tsuna's forehead and put it away. And as he did that, Tsuna, feeling the pressure on his forehead disappear, immediately ran over to Colonello and hid behind him.

The blonde grinned at him. "Don't worry, Tsuna. He won't shoot you. And Reborn," Colonello turned his head and gave the fedora-wearing man an amused grin. "Quit being so paranoid."

BANG! BANG! BANG!

And the next thing Tsuna knew, Colonello was out through the door with a wide grin, laughing and running down the hall with an irritated Reborn following after him, gun in hand and three new holes in Tsuna's door.

Tsuna stood there, taking in the situation. 'So apparently, that man must be a part of the Arcobaleno. He seems very… Dark. And… why is carrying a gun even allowed in a school?!' Tsuna thought, thinking how crazy this school was already. It was already enough that his parents sent him because he had a flame or two, and now he could possibly die here in this school, being burnt to a crisp or getting shot by some lunatic man wearing a fedora.

"Reborn, huh…" Tsuna muttered as he exited his room to follow the two Arcobaleno's who went down the single hall, hearing a few more gunshots going off and a laugh or two.


"THE GREAT SKULL-SAMA HAS ARRIVED!"

"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED HERE! GET OUT!"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"GAHHH! B-BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

"GET OUT!"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"WAHHH! FONG-SEMPAI! HELP ME! REBORN-SEMPAI IS BEING MEAN!"

A gothic-looking boy with spiky purple hair, purple eyes with eye shadow and eyeliner of the same color clung to a tall man with long raven hair tied into a braid and calm brown eyes. He wore a long red kung fu Chinese shirt with white baggy pants and brown Chinese toms. He sighed and pried the gothic 17-year-old off his waist. The man named Fong looked over to the living room where an irritated Reborn sat at, a dark aura surrounded him, gun in hand, and a slightly battered Colonello was sitting far from him, next to an unfamiliar brunet.

"Colonello, what did you do again this time?" Fong sighed out, pushing the frightened Skull, who was still clinging on him, off of him.

Colonello gave him an innocent look. "Ah! Fong, Gothy, welcome home!" Colonello welcomed them in a nervous tone.

Fong gave the living room a quick scan. "Again, what did you do this time?" he asked the blonde.

"What? What ever are you talking about? I didn't do anything!" Colonello said.

Fong raised an eyebrow. "Then would you mind explain to me why there are holes the size of Reborn's bullets everywhere, why your clothes are torn apart, why there are two broken guns on the floor, and why… Reborn is angry?" Fon asked.

Colonello laughed sheepishly. "Well… Reborn's guns malfunctioned and went on a rampage! And I had just come back from Lal's Spartan training and you know how she is… Oh, and I didn't break Reborn's guns!"

"I see, I see." Fong nodded, not believing the blond Arcobaleno one bit. He turned to the angry Italian."Reborn?"

Said man glared at both Colonello and the quiet brunet. And he told Fong the situation. After all, no one could ever hide the truth from Fong. "Ah, Luce won't be happy with you, Colonello. You'd better clean up before she gets home." Fong informed the blonde. Colonello, ashamed, immediately nodded and jumped up from his seat.

"Have fun with them, Tsuna!" Colonello waved at the small brunet before going off into the rest of the house/dorm to find the supplies. Tsuna sweat-dropped, confused with the situation. And just then,

"THE GREAT SKULL-SAMA IS STARVING! I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME SO-"

"Shut up, Lackey." Reborn said lazily, glad that he had finally let some steam off when shooting the said 'Lackey'.

"OI! MY NAME IS NOT 'LACKEY'! IT IS THE GREAT SKULL-SA-"

"Your name is Lackey, not 'Skull-sama' for you are not royal or important."

"No! M-my name is-"

"- Lackey, now shut up before I blow you into 'Lackey-bits'."

"B-but-"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Three more holes in a wall. Tsuna wondered why it was always exactly three shots.

"NO, now go away."

Skull sniffled and backed away, tears welling up in his eyes. "WAHHHH! REBORN-SEMPAI IS SO MEAN!" And the crying purple-haired teen ran upstairs, an audible 'SLAM!' following after.

"Tch, stupid kid." Reborn muttered and closed his eyes. Tsuna felt slightly awkward with the situation, being in a room with two adults he'd never met. Okay, so he met one of them in his room, the one who pointed a gun at his head, which was completely insane. Fong noticed Tsuna's discomfort and walked over to the brunet.

"Ah, forgive me. I have not introduced myself yet, have I? I am Fong of the Arcobaleno, and I have the Storm flame." Fon introduced. He then, looked at Reborn, who was trying to take a nap.

Reborn could feel Fong's gaze on him and sighed inwardly. "Reborn. Sun Flame." He stated simply.

Fong sighed. "Well, that's all you'll ever get from him. But may I ask why you're here? Did Colonello drag you? If so, I am truly sorry. Colonello tends to do that a lot. He's very friendly and-"

"N-no, no it's fine! U-um, I-I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi…" Tsuna introduced.

Fong had a surprised look on his face."Sawada? Are you Timoteo-san's grandson?" he asked. Tsuna nodded, wondering why everyone was so surprised. "I see. I've heard from him that his grandson was coming over here to train his flame soon…"

"A-ah, I'm s-staying over here for the t-time being until my flame and group is d-determined…" Tsuna tried to explain.

Fong looked at him, another surprised look was given to him. "Oh? You don't know your flame yet?"

Tsuna shook his head.

"Have you been told of the Tri-Ni-Set?" Tsuna nodded.

"Have you seen the entire campus yet?"

"Y-yes… Colonello-san gave me a tour…" Tsuna started.

"A proper tour?"

"E-er…"

"I'll take that as a no. Follow me, I'll show the rest of the campus for the rest of the day. I'm off work for today." Fong explained and held out a hand for Tsuna who took it and they both headed for the door.

"Colonello! I'm off! This house better be clean by the time I get back! Luce won't be happy with you!" Fong called out.

"H-hai!" Came the muffled answer and Fong nodded approvingly.

"So when do you start school?"

"M-Monday…"

"Okay, then I'll give you a tour of the main places you should be at, where most of your schedule should be, knowing what your flame or flames is already." Fong explained.

'How does everyone know my flame?!' Tsuna screamed in his mind once again.

"Let us go." He said to Tsuna and they were both off and into the campus once again, leaving the messy dorm, a panicked Colonello, an irritated Reborn, and a bawling Skull.


~~~4 days later~~~

"Give back Skull-sama's food! Skull-sama is starving!"

"No, I paid for it,. I lost money, and so you lose food."

"B-but Skull-sama is hungry!"

"Make your own food."

"I-I can't cook! And Luce is out shopping!"

"Then no food for you."

Tsuna sweat-dropped as he watched the illusionist and the biker argue. It had been four days ever since he moved in and it was a Sunday. School was starting tomorrow and Luce was buying supplies for Tsuna. Luce was a 25-year-old woman with dark black hair and sky blue eyes. She had an orange flower tattoo just below her left eye and she usually wore a white dress with a big white hat. She had the Sky Flame so that meant she was apparently the boss of the Arcobaleno, and she was scary when she was angry. Tsuna had also met Lal Mirch, Verde, and Viper on his first day. Well, he met Verde on his second day there since the scientist had locked himself in his lab all night once again.

But anyways, Lal Mirch: She had the Rain and Cloud Flames. Colonello had just the Rain flames and Tsuna guessed that Colonello had inherited it from Lal, hearing all the stories about their training back in the mafia. Lal had dark blue hair and maroon-colored eyes. She had a red and yellow tattoo on her right cheek and on her left jaw and neck. She wore special goggles on her head and usually had a thin cloak over her clothes, which consisted of a maroon tank top and dark blue jean shorts with a fanny pack and a few belts. She only took her cloak off whenever she taught her P.E. class and whenever she's home. She was pretty cold, but was always a Spartan towards Colonello and Skull and her students. Unfortunately for Tsuna, he was in her P.E. class; he realized that when he checked over his schedule again.

Next was Verde. He had the Lightning Flame, green hair that looked to be gelled up and dark eyes that were always behind glasses. He usually wore his white lab coat over a green button-up shirt and white tie. He wore black pants and leather shoes. He was a mysterious person that Tsuna couldn't figure out. He was always silent and only talked when it was about science or when he wanted to make smart remarks towards people. He was a creep, Tsuna admitted, and the he probably wouldn't want to be in a room alone with that guy. The man's eyes promised future experiments if he were ever alone with the mad scientist. But anyways, enough of that. There was one last particular person. And that was Viper, or Mammon, an 18 years old girl.

Viper had the Mist Flame and she was an illusionist… And a moneymaker. She always had a black hood over her face so no one could really see her features but two upside down purple triangles on her cheeks. Tsuna had noticed a wisp of indigo hair once when she was passing by him in the 'house', but that was it. She loved to make money, demanding a large amount whenever she was requested to do something. And apparently, she was also a part of the Underground group, the Varia, not just the Arcobaleno.

And… That was the rest of the Arcobaleno, the craziest people he'd ever met, aside his father, who always cooed at how 'cute' he and his mother were.

"Tsuna-chan, I'm home!" A woman's voice called out from the entrance to the house. Viper and Skull immediately stopped the bickering once they heard the voice, quietly doing their business.

"Ah, h-hai! I'm in the kitchen!" Tsuna called out, still not very used to the family. Everywhere he turned, he always saw Reborn, as if the fedora-wearing man was watching him closely, and that creeped him out a little.

"I've got your supplies here in the bag! You'll need them for your first day of school." Luce said as she walked into the kitchen, waving at Viper and Skull, and handing the brunet the bag of school supplies.

"Ah, a-arigato. You didn't need to…" Tsuna started.

Luce waved a hand absentmindedly. "No, no! You'll need those to start school! And besides, I have plenty of money! You're a part of our family!" Luce exclaimed.

Tsuna blushed slightly and nodded. "A-arigato! I'll go set up my stuff now!" He said and ran up the stairs.

Luce smiled lightly at the boy. 'Iemitsu, your son is such a shy boy.' She thought as she began to prepare dinner. These past 4 days have been eventful. Colonello had gotten a lecture from Luce, Reborn's been irritated and taking it out on Skull, Verde's been… Verde. Lal's been training Colonello even more, Fong was always and usually seen around Tsuna whenever he didn't have work. And there's even more!


*~Flashback~*

"Hey Tsuna, are ya hungry?" Colonello asked the brunet sitting under the tree near the Arcobaleno's house. And at the right moment, Tsuna's stomach grumbled.

"A-ah, hai!" Tsuna replied.

Colonello grinned. "Then I'll make you my special!"

*A few minutes later*

"Gah!"

"What the hell, Colonello!? Who said you could cook?!" Lal came running into the kitchen, seeing smoke emit from the kitchen.

Colonello grinned at his teacher. "U-um… I tried making lunch?" he reasoned, only to receive a slap-fest afterwards when the fire was put out and most of the kitchen had burnt.

"NEVER. AGAIN." Luce had said to the bruised blonde, who was looking down in shame.

"H-hai…"


*~Flashback End~*

Luce laughed and looked out the window, seeing the field where Colonello and Lal were with their students. Seeing Colonello receive another slap-fest from Lal made the woman giggle.

Oh how she loved her famiglia.

And Timoteo's grandson was just making it even more interesting.

Luce smiled mischievously.

'I've got an idea.' She mused to herself. 'And it involves a certain mafia blonde, a certain Storm Arcobaleno and a certain hitman.'

Oh yes. She loved her famiglia very much.


~Chapter End~

So how was that? I hope you like it! And to help some of you confused people:

-The Arcobaleno dorm is pretty much a house, since there aren't very many rooms. It's still a dorm, but the Arcobaleno call it a house. They made some renovations to it.

-Skull's flame is Cloud. I don't know why I didn't explain that…

Are you confused with anything else? I know this story is a little complicated so don't hesitate to ask any questions! So, time for the question of the chapter:

I'm planning on giving Tsuna the Sky Flame, but should he have another flame or two? And if so, tell which flames!

Thanks for the support guys! Hope you liked this chapter!

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