Some times when it comes to my stories I amaze myself. For something that was only supposed to be a one shot story, I had changed my simple mind and decided that I am going to make it a full chaptered story. I really hope that you enjoy it, and don't get to picky about my OCs Rissa, Zeke, Jayden, or Ryu..they are my little babies. Enjoy and don't forget to review!!
Behind Closed Doors: Rissa's Desperate Plan
Why did I have to walk in on those two together, I really don't want to be here right now covering for him, Rissa was annoyed to say the least, as she shuffled through paperwork sumbitted by the villagers. She looked at the piles before her and sighed, "how am I supposed to know how missions should be classified?? I am not the hokage." She put her hands on her face and leaned her body on top making her slide along the table. Her one mistake, lead her to becoming Naruto's assitant, right hand woman, and at this moment she was looking for any escape from this job. She heard the door swing open and crash with the wall causing the dark haired ninja to roll her eyes back, "If you name is not Zeke, Ryu, Kakashi, or Jayden I suggest to leave before you resemble a hedgehog."
"Too bad, Rissa. I need to see him now," spoke a voice that dangerously sounded like Ino's. Rissa let out a low groan as she lifted her head and looked at the daring young Yamanaka. Her dark eyes squinted at Ino and she smirked a rather dangerous smirk, as Ino wrapped her arms around her front. "What do you think you are going to do, kill your fellow ninja because she wants to see her boyfriend. And besides, I'm a Jounin and you're a Chunnin..you can't even touch me when it comes to skill."
"Ha," Rissa said simply and stood up and walked around the desk, "I am still chunnin by choice, or have you forgotten that? Now, onto another subject, Shikamaru. You know I can not tell you were Nara or the Hokage are because they are on a mission. Quite possibly on their way back, I do not know, for no one has been in contact with me about that yet, okay?"
Ino scoffed at Rissa's answer and looked out the door and closed it quickly, "you really think that I don't know about Naruto?? I know that he likes guys, and all these missions he goes on with Shikamaru are his way of seducing him. So why don't you tell me where they are at?"
The dark haired nin sat back down with a sigh, and she slowly rubbed her temples, "Ino, why does this even matter to you? I know that you are going to marry the man, but come on really." You annoy him and everyone else to death, and he doesn't even like you, Rissa finished in her mind. "Now can you please leave while I attend to assigning these missions to the ninja of the village. And oh yea, if you don't leave soon, I might just put you on the most dangerous mission and you might break a nail or something."
Unfortunatly for Rissa, Ino did the exact opposite of what was requested of her. "Actually I think that I am going to stay a little while longer, and tell you why Shikamaru going on all of these missions with Naruto bothers me." Ino clasped her hands together and sighed as she watched Rissa roll her eyes once again. "I am going to marry Shikamaru, I am going to have a family with him, and I love him. I don't want the horn dog of a hokage that we have to get his digusting, demon infested claws into him at all."
Too late, Rissa thought jokingly inside of her head, and praised the spirits of the deceased hokage for the knocked that came to her door. "Come in, please," Rissa said sweetly and looked at Ino with a smile, "I would love if you stayed and we could chit chat for a while, but someone needs to see me."
The door opened and reveal a pink hair kunochi, and Rissa's smile grew even bigger, "Sakura!! Hi there take a seat, Ino was just leaving." She looked over at Ino and smiled and waved to give her the cue of get the hell out of her sight, at that she watched as Ino glared and stood from her seat and left in a huff. The door slammed and Rissa sighed as she heard Ino's departing footsteps, "Sakura, you are just the saving grace I needed to see."
"Shikamaru again isn't it," Sakura asked as she took the seat that Ino had just left vaccent. "She was asking her usual questions, of where was he and what was he doing with Naruto?"
Rissa nodded slowly and rolled her eyes, "Yup, and now I think I have a headache, but all the same, I need to keep this unfortunate secret." Rissa smiled as something came to her, "Can I ask you to do something, something that would get Ino off of Shikamaru's case, or rather my case about these missions."
"Sure, what is it," Sakura asked in an anticipation of what she was going to be asked.
"Can you pretend to be with Naruto, I mean romatically," Rissa asked knowing that Naruto loved Sakura, dispite his sex caspades with his fellow men. "You know that he loves you, and since it is for his own good..so I don't have to tell him until he gets back...I just need to get this girl off of my back. Can you do it please?? Will you do it?? Please say that you'll do it!!"
Sakura looked at Rissa for a moment and nodded, "Yea I think that I will help you out, because Ino has been getting pretty possessive about Shikamaru."
"Thanks..just don't tell anyone, not even Naruto, that you are doing it for his protection."