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"..." : speech

Italic : thought

Chapter 2.

He knew he was being a dick, he knew he shouldn't have followed the Uchiha, he knew he shouldn't have disguised himself to be able to sit close to the two beautiful young men, he knew it was wrong to eavesdrop... But man, was he glad he did it.

"He is driving me crazy Nej, it's like we have this unvoiced agreement to see which one of us caves first and throws himself on the other. And I love playing games, but I might lose this particular game."

The Hyuga chuckled and took another sip of his sake. His light eyes were focussed on the dark haired beauty on the other side of their table.

"That bad?"

"God yes. Just now, I was trying to seduce him, but he plays the game so well Nej... I swear I had to restrain myself from not humping his fucking leg."

Sasuke let out a deep sigh and leaned back against his seat with his arms supporting his head. The movement made his tight white sweater stretch over his lovely chest and revealed two hardened nipples.

God...

"He fucking turns me on and he knows it too. That bastard gets me right on the edge and then leaves me hanging. It's so goddamned frustrating!"

Kakashi's grin stretched from ear to ear while he secretly watched the little scene from his own table. Sasuke sure had a filthy little mouth on him when he was this riled up. It would be so nice to hear that in another setting.

"He is just too hot… He's got those long, slender fingers and this deep, sexy voice and he smells so good… And that ass, jeez… Did you ever check out that ass?"

"All the time"

"I bet he's huge too…"

Sasuke closed his eyes and licked his plump lips, while his friend shook his head wearily with a mocking grin on his face.

"Trust me Sas, for your first time, you don't want anything that huge anywhere near your pretty little ass."

Kakashi almost choked on his drink. First time? Sasuke still was a virgin? By the way he had been flirting with him, it seemed as if he knew exactly what he was doing.

"I don't give a fuck. I want him. But I'm not even sure if he is into men to begin with."

Neji let out a throaty laugh and slid his hand under the table to stroke his friend's leg.

"Poor little hot-and-bothered Sasuke..."

Dark eyes settled on light ones with a warning growl.

"Stop touching me Neji, or I might take out my sexual frustration on you."

The pretty Hyuga stuck his tongue out and removed the offending limb.

"Promises, promises Uchiha..."

Leaning forward over the table the long haired one rested his chin on his laced fingers and looked into his friend's eyes intently.

"Seriously though Sas, if you need help, you know, convincing the man... Just let me know."

Sasuke sat straight up at the loaded words. He seemed to think about for a while and then allowed an cheeky little grin to grace his features.

"You know what, that's not a bad idea. After all, he did call us 'the prettiest boys in this town'. Surely he can't resist the both of us?"

"Pff, stop flattering me Uchiha, you are more than enough to convince him. But in this case you might need to pull out 'the big guns'. No pun intended, even though it fits the situation so well..."

They both started laughing and continued their conversation on a lighter tone. Kakashi caught himself still staring at the beautiful boys and ordered another drink to get his thoughts in a straight line again. Well, straight might be the wrong word in this setting, but that was beside the point. He was going to be in big trouble if those two would go through with their sneaky little plan. But then again, Hatake Kakashi loved trouble...

To Be Continued...