A Million and Two Oneshots

by Mtgr8

Hi! I've been thinking of these ideas, but I didn't want to spam post! So I just put them neatly in a oneshot collection! May contain two and three shots, always complete! Always great! Always full of finger lickin' good oneshots! (Don't ask...) Rated T for safety

6. The Ludicrous Lecture

Just to be clear, this is a sonnet.

Sonnets are 14 line poems with a specific rhyme scheme

I checked the rules, and it was ok to post this

~*~ Htgr8 ~*

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Characters: SPRX & Gibson

Inspiration: Poetry

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The Ludicrous Lecture

Go on, keep torturing me.

Half these words don't make sense.

Later I'll smash your head into a tree,

so let my anger emense

What's with this lectures?

It makes my brain cry!

Even when I ask you about a texture,

you reply with a simple sigh.

Am I forced here because of a prank?

I guess it was an awful smell

But seriously you just grabed a hankie

And I laughed as you fell

Look at me, I'm so bored I'm writing a sonnet!

Hopefully you'll like my next prank, with the bonnet

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I'm acually thinking about writing SPRX's prank...

What do you guys think?

~*~ Htgr8 ~*