Jake the Mail-man

by FinnJake Fan

After the Princess Cookie incident, Jake's takes the job of being a mail-man for a day. As the day goes on, he comes to a bad neighborhood to deliver a letter. The neighborhood is full of creepy people and Jake finds it hard to believe anyone. How will his day as a mail-man end? Rated for few curse words.

5. Chapter 5 Brawl

Chapter 5. Brawl

"This. Isn't ENOUGH!" the tall man screamed at his bundle of money, startling Jake.
"What isn't enough?" Jake asked curiously. He knew that being scared right now is a dumb idea. Thugs like them always overreact – like little bli-blobs.
"Shut yo mouth, kiddo!" the man shouted in anger,"There's not enough money in here!"
"Did you just call me a kid?" Jake asked angrily, prepared to fight.
"Yeah! Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, little punk?!" the tall man asked, flexing his muscles.

"Don't you underestimate me, old man! I'll leave you alone for now. Besides, your money ain't my business," Jake said turning his back on the tall thug and walking down the stairs.

Suddenly the stranger on the doorway held Jake by the collar and threw him to the island.
"DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A B****!" He spat.
Jake groaned in pain. He was patient enough with this insolent man; it's time that he acts. He quickly got up and threw a swift and hard punch in his face. Blood spurted out of the man's mouth and nose. Jake grinned in happiness. The man thought Jake was a chump all right. But now he isn't! He stretched himself to 6ft and then enlarged his hands into huge fists. He punched the man with both of his hands and knocked him out. He chuckled in victory and reached out for his cell phone. He called Princess Bubblegum.