A/N: I've had WAY too much fun with these... so here's another update! I just wanted to point out that I will bash on things that I actually like! For example in the last chapter, "Donny and April are NOT together" doesn't mean that I don't like that genre of fics! (I've actually read some really good romance fics between all sorts of different pairings...) :) Just thought I'd mention that. Thanks to all of you that reviewed and keep 'em coming; you guys are why I write. :) Enjoy
21. Only Raph can call Leo "fearless"
22. Using katanas to slice deli meat for lunch is not an acceptable use of weapons
23. Master Splinter will ALWAYS know when you fall asleep during meditation
24. Throwing various fruits at each other and playing literal "fruit ninja" does not count as practicing nor will it be tolerated inside
25. Do not cheat on assigned flips
26a. NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE BATTLE NEXUS CHAMPION YOU LITTLE CRETIN!
26b. They do too! You wish you were the BATTLE NEXUS CHAMPION!
26c. Shut up, Mikey
26d. Step off me! Hater…
27. Quit putting bugs in Raph's room; he's already had 3 panic attacks this week
28. Creating menacing cardboard cutouts of foot ninjas or Shredder and hiding them strategically around the lair to scare everyone is… well.. mean
29. No, you can't drive the battle shell. You can't even keep the toaster intact for more than a week
30. Swearing in front of Master Splinter is not a good idea
31. Bathing regularly is NOT optional, regardless of what Raph says
32. Don't expect to escape battles completely unscathed
33. Stop trying to imagine what we would look like as humans. We aren't changing any time soon
34a. Leonardo is to be excluded from all karaoke; he sounds like a dying cat
34b. That's not fair! I don't sound that bad!
34c. Only prudes don't admit when they suck at something
34d. I am NOT a prude!
35. Don't expect us to remember your birthday unless you remind us incessantly for a week prior
36. Hoarding snow in the lab freezers to use for surprise attacks in the middle of July is CHEATING
37a. Guard your toothbrush or Mikey will use it
37b. I don't use other people's toothbrushes!
37c. Why do you use mine all the time, then?
37d. I don't! I use mine. Mine is the Batman toothbrush!
37e. No, yours is the Spiderman one; I have Batman
37f. LIES AND SLANDER
37g. Fine! You can have it! I have to get a new one now that you've used it anyway!
37h. FINE! I'LL USE THEM BOTH SO HA!
38. Humming the "Mission Impossible" theme during missions is not conducive to stealth.
39. It is completely unnecessary to yell "fore" or "batter up!" when fighting with sports equipment *coughCASEYJONEScough*
40. Whoever switched Don's coffee to decaf is a dead man/woman/turtle