"Waiting outside of a room to scare someone else shitless."
Prussia was bored of waiting for his awesome little sister to come home; and it was even more boring to think of waiting around for her to return. He was bored all the time since she left to live in America and it was all stupid West's fault! His stick-up-the-arse younger brother Ludwig had sent her away because she had 'no sense of manners'... that and because she had a tendency to set the house on fire. All the time. On purpose. Prussia on the other hand had found the young girl rather amusing! And just when he was starting to warm up to another German in his awesome house, she was sent away?! How un-awesome! A small smile started to form on the albino's lips as an idea struck his awesome mind. He could get revenge on West for that! Not only would it be really funny to see his brother's expressions when he pranked him but it would be a big help of passing the time. So with a shrug and a soft snicker of a 'kesese' Prussia slid from the couch and tip-toed to the bathroom door. Pressing his ear to the wood, he listened and felt a whole new wave of smug overcome his awesome being. This was going to be too easy! Germany was in the shower and totally vulnerable! He'd just sneak in while he was unawares and- Shit! When the Prussian tugged at the doorknob it rolled but wouldn't budge. Ludwig was smart enough to lock the door this time (after he and Holland's escapades and happening to scream "THIS IS SPARTA!" upon entering just to hear Ludwig scream. [The first time he nearly fell out of the shower *chuckle*]). His triumphant smile faltered for a second as he tried to think up a new plan without alerting his brother of his devious thoughts. One of the oldest things in the book was first to come to mind. A sneak-attack! Yes! It was perfect because Ludwig wouldn't know what hit him! Prussia's mischievous grin reappeared as he climbed up two stairs next to the door and his ruby gaze flickered to the bathroom with excitement. Now, he'd just crouch right here and lay in wait for Ludwig to finish. He'd been in there probably nearly 30 minutes already, so Gilbert wasn't worried. He kneeled and was owling where he sat, hands on his knees, his expression portraying his obvious anxiety. He was so pumped! West was going to be PISSED when he found out, but Prussia didn't care for consequences just yet. His mind swam with the thoughts of Ludwig's lecture to come and he covered his mouth to hold back a snicker. Wait, was that his water stopping? Oh, no, just Prussia's ears playing tricks on him again. How many times had it been he'd thought that? Ugh! West was taking an un-awesomely long time to shower! This was beginning to turn out to be less action than the Prussian had expected and he pouted outside on the stair-case, starting to feel bored again. If Holland was here, she'd just bust the door down. Hell, she might never be coming back. Prussia heard the curtains of the shower opening and instantly tensed, ready to pounce. Wait a minute, the water hadn't stopped... The sound of the shower running quieted to the faucet and Prussia frowned hearing the sloshing of somebody sitting in the tub. Germany was only just getting in! Prussia stood with a huff feeling extremely disappointed and a bit angry. Damn West, making him wait for nothing! He was going to let Ludwig have a piece of his mind!
"VEST! You are so epically un-awesome!"
"Vhas?" came the faded reply from the bathroom, but Prussia wasn't listening.
And Prussia turned and stomped away, fists clenched at his sides. Screw this! He was going out drinking, and by the time he returned, he was going to scare the living crap out of Germany, whether he liked it or not!