Sorry this chapters late! I kinda forgot to post it honestly. ^^; But hey, the weeks not over so I'm still on time! :D Now lets respond to some reviews shall we?
Fan de Basil de Baker Stree: Thank you. ^^ Heh, if you hate Malcolm now, your REALLY gonna hate him later on. Pfft! Haha! Yes! Gutsy would so say that line XD
Zinka17: Good question. Never really thought about it, but I'm gonna have to go with, no. Jo and Johan are not related in this story. Mainly cause it's irrelevant to the plot and I can't really figure out how to fit it in. Don't worry, Malcolm gets his cumupets in the end. Heh, well this IS a Disney movie. The characters usually fall for each other pretty much instantly.
Melissa: Yay! Another JoXPeewit fan! 8D
Chloe: If you think the last chapter was fluffy, you'll really like this one. X3
CartoonCaster21: Yeup. I decided I'm gonna make blooper chapters a regular thing in my parodies from now on. (Which reminds me I need to start writing the blooper chapter soon) Aw! I'm so glad you love this story so much. ^^ (Though you should considering YOUR OC is one of the main characters. LOL)
Johan, Peewit and the Smurfs belong to Peyo
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 belongs to Disney
Jo belongs to CartoonCaster21
Gian belongs to me.
So sit back, relax and enjoy this uber fluffy chapter. :D
"Captain of the guard I insist you do something!"
Johan sat on Bayard and frantically scribbled on a piece of parchment as a crowd of people surrounded him, all of them having one thing in common: They had all been robbed.
"They took my silver!"
"All my coins to pay my landlord, they'll throw us out!"
"My bracelet is gone!"
"My life savings!"
"All right, alright, have no worries! The King's guard is on the case." Johan called trying to calm the frantic crowd. He rolled up the list of stolen items and stuffed it in his tunic. "We'll find the culprits."
He manuvered Bayard out of the crowd and rode off, greatly relieved to be away from the group of angry villagers.
"Where we'll find them I don't know." he muttered to himself. He rode through the streets, eventually riding through the circus.
"Wait a minute," the Captain of the Guard said pulling the white and black spotted horse to a stop. "A string of robberies begins the moment the circus comes to town? Coincidence? I don't think so. How many times have I ever been wrong?"
Bayard snorted and began clopping his hoof on the ground as if counting. One...two...three...four.
"Bayard, that was a rhetorical question." Johan huffed crossing his arms. Bayard whinnied and started walking again.
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Meanwhile in another part of town, a group of people were watching one of Gerard's puppet shows.
"Well you know, uh, the Festival D'Amore is tomorrow." The boy puppet said. "Would you uh, like to go with me?"
"Oh, I don't know." The girl puppet hesitated.
"Oh but please! We shall have a good time." The boy puppet insisted.
"Well I...I'd love to." The girl puppet decided. The boy puppet then dipped the girl puppet and kissed her.
"Aaaaw!" the audience cooed. Jo and Peewit accidentally glanced at each other and looked away blushing. Peewit suddenly took her hand and lead her off to another part of town.
They soon came to a shop and peeked in through the window just as the cook took out a piping hot souffle from the oven.
"Try my famous souffle huh?" the cook said in a thick French accent as he placed the souffle on the window sill in front of them. Peewit stuck out his tongue and rubbed his hands together while Jo inhaled the heavenly scent. Suddenly the souffle collapsed.
"Le gasp!" the chef gasped in horror.
"Oh, it's ruined." Jo said sympathetically.
"No it's not. Here, taste." Peewit grinned. He grabbed a fork and put some of the souffle on it and fed it to Jo. The chef watched her, anxiously awaitng her reaction. Jo's eyes lit up and she smiled widely, taking the fork from Peewit and began to eat some more.
"C'est magnifique!" the cook said with relief.
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After their meal, the two continued on their way, passing by some couples who were boating on the Seine. Peewit ran ahead and pick up a green plant.
"I think those are weeds." Jo said looking at the plant.
"Oh no." Peewit shook his head before gently covering her eyes. "Smell."
Jo did as she was told.
"They smell so...flowery." Jo laughed. "They're wonderful...What are they anyway?"
"Rosemary." Peewit answered. "Come on!"
Peewit then proceeded to drag Jo up a long flight of stone steps that lead up to a tower. Once they entered the tower they then climbed another light of stairs.
"This is one of my favorite spots in all of Paris." Peewit said leading her up. "Isn't it beautiful?"
"But I can't see anything." Jo said confused.
"You don't have to." Peewit whispered. "Close your eyes and listen...to Paris."
Jo closed her eyes and listened intently. She began to hear music, the clip-clop of horse hooves and the sound of wagon wheels rolling over the cobblestone path, wind chimes tinled and she even the sound of children singing. She heard Peewit open the door and opened her eyes. She walked through the doorway and gasped seeing a beautiful view of Paris.
"Oh Peewit it's wonderful." Jo exclaimed. "Come on, show me more!"
Peewit jumped up on the side and grabbed a rope. He held out his hand and scooped up Jo on his back, causing her to laugh. The bellringer then jumped and swung on the rope, swung onto a roof and then ran along rooftops; both of them laughing all the way.
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Back at Notre Dame, the smurfs had a perfect view of the two laughing and enjoying themselves as they danced along the rooftops. They left and wandered toward the balcony looking sad.
Brainy: It's all to sudden
Smurfette: Our boy has grown
Gutsy: Dere's nothing more te do
Papa: It's true
Smurfette: He's on his own
Brainy: We've tried to teach him
Papa: We've tried to show
Gutsy: De things a smurf
An' a smurfette
Ought te know
Brainy: He's gone!
Smurfette: He's left!
Gutsy: An' do we feel bereft?
All: NO!
He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Sing a rousing rolliciking roundelay
For our rip-roaring raphsody
He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Why should we be blue?
His love is true
So bid the kid adieu!
The smurfs began to dance around, playing leapfrog with the gargoyles and spinning around. Gutsy at one point lept off the balcony and landed on the next level. The others joined him and waved smurf sized hankies toward Jo and Peewit.
A flock of birds flew towards the town where the townspeople had taken notice of the two as Peewit helped Jo walk the tight-rope across a string of pennants. The smurfs weren't the only one's to notice Peewit falling for Jo.
Townspeople: Oh wow
Just across the square
Look at Peewit there
Gutsy: Love has nailed him
Townspeople: Oh wow
Sighing when he talks
Flying when he walks
Peewit suddenly lost his balance causing Jo to lose hers. They both fell but Peewit managed to land on his feet and caught Jo bridal style in his arms.
Back at Notre Dame, Gusty grabbed the other smurfs and twirled them around, kinda freaking them out a little bit.
Gutsy: Love's derailed him
Lightening suddenly cracked causing the little blue imps to jump. The next second it began pouring buckets of water. The townspeople ran for cover, still singing.
Townspeople: He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
(Oh wow)
He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
(Just across the square)
Sing a merry madrigal melody
(Look at Peewit there)
For his marvelous malady
(Love's derailed him)
Peewit and Jo just looked at the rain then shrugged to each other, throwing their heads back, letting the rain fall into their mouths. Peewit then slid down the banister with Jo and landed on the ground. They then began to dance in the rain. This inspired the other couples and they ran out and joined them.
Townspeople: He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
(Oh wow)
He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love
(Sighing when he talks)
He's fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen
Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la, la-la,la fallen
Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen
Fa-la-la-la
Oh wow
Peewit has fallen in love!
Lightening cracked again, bigger and louder than the first time, causing every to run for shelter. Jo and Peewit laughed as they ran for Notre Dame and headed inside.
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"Oh they're coming! They're coming! Go, go go, go." Papa whispered frantically as they spotted the humans coming up the stairs. "Smurf out! Smurf out!"
They got away just as Peewit poked his head up. He climbed in and then helped the blue eyed circus performer up before heading to a curtained off section.
"You can dry off in here." Peewit offered opening the curtain slightly. Jo went behind it and began to dry herself off while Peewit scurried away to give her privacy.
"Haha! Put 'er dere lad!" Gutsy cheered holding up his hand for a high-five-er, four. Peewit wasn't paying attention and tossed his soaking wet cape onto the Scotsmen. "So what's de plan?"
"Plan?" Peewit asked realizing he had absolutely no clue as to what to do next. The situation finally hit him. He had a GIRL in the tower! "Uh..."
"A little soft music." Papa smirked strumming the strings on Peewit's lute.
"A little candle light." Smurfette said lighting a candle.
"A cozy tete-a-tete by the fire." Brainy said as he and Gutsy spread a bunch of pillows on the floor around a fire in a metal pan suspended by three poles.
"A-A-A-A-ACHOO!" Jo sneezed.
"Gesundheit." the smurfs said without thinking.
"Thanks." Jo replied.
The smurfs froze realizing what had just happened.
"Yer welcome." Gutsy said fluffing a pillow, not thinking. Smurfette bopped him with a candlestick. "Hey!"
Papa made a shooshing noise with his finger and Gutsy slapped his hands to his mouth, realizing what happened. Quickly the four smurfs scattered to hide just as Jo came out from behind the curtain. She glanced over at one of the bells and went over, noticing colorful lights coming from it.
"Oh it's beautiful." Jo sighed climbing up the ladder to get closer. Peewit right behind her.
"Yes you are." Peewit sighed staring at Jo. "Uh, I mean yes she is. La Fidele, I mean. That's her name, La Fidele. 'The Faithful One.' But she's even more beautiful on the inside." Peewit climbed under the bell and lifted it up. "I'll show you."
Jo hesitated. But...but how could she resist those puppy dog eyes he was giving her. She stepped forward and Peewit lowered the bell.
"Whoa." Jo said in aw as she looked around at the beautiful jewels. "This must be worth a fortune."
She looked at her reflection in a giant sapphire. But then suddenly her reflection turned into Malcolm. She gasped and jumped back slightly and looked again. Her reflection was back to normal. A wave of guilt washed over her and she hung her head in shame, wrapping her arms around herself.
"You should get warm." Peewit said, gently placing a hand on her shoulder. Jo nodded though her sudden chill wasn't temperature related.
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A few minutes later, Jo was sitting in front of the fire on one of the many pillows, watching as the flames danced in front of her.
"Here, put this on." Peewit said as he snuck up from behind and wrapped a blanket around her.
"Your very kind." Jo said wrapping the blanket around herself.
"Oh." Peewit just sat down and looked away shyly.
"Do you...Do you really think there's more to me than what you see?" Jo asked suddenly. "That I have something else to give?"
"I do." Peewit said honestly.
Jo looked at him surprised. She looked into his eyes and could see that he meant it with all his heart. This only caused her to feel even more guilty.
"I know I'm not much to look at." Peewit said sadly looking away.
"Hey, look at me." Jo said gently leaning over. She touched his face and made him look at her. Feeling her heart beat faster. "I've never met anyone like you Peewit."
He took her hand in his smiling at her lovestruck.
"I mean you understand the world better than anyone I've ever known."
"You really think so?"
Jo nodded. "I do."
Peewit looked away shyly and Jo suddenly realized something...She...she had fallen in love with Peewit!
"I made this for you." the bellringer suddenly said snapping her out of her realization. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the wooden figurine of Jo he had made earlier and placed it in her hand.
"It...it's me." Jo said in shock.
"Now you can always see yourself through my eyes."
Jo just stared at the mini her, incredably touched. The figurine looked much more happier and beautiful than she had felt in a long, long time. Tears of joy filled her cyan colored eyes and she hugged the little doll close.
"Well...I should...I-I-I mean I'd better...It's late and well..." she stammered raising to her feet. Peewit stood up to looking at her worriedly.
"I-I'm babbling again. Stupid me." Jo laughed dryly. She looked down at the carving of herself and had a change of heart. "No...No maybe I'm not. Thank you."
Much to Peewit's surprise and utter delight, Jo went over and kissed him on the forehead. He stiffened and a big grin plastered itself on his face.
"I'll see you tomorrow." Jo said as she left. Peewit was in to much a state of euphoria to respond.
"Oh. It does my heart smurfy to see Peewit like that." Papa Smurf smiled in approval as he and the other smurfs came out once Jo was gone.
"Yes. He does seem to have a certain saviore faire." Brainy added.
Peewit giggled like a school girl and collapsed on the ground.
"Ah hope it's not contagious." Gutsy said looking at the human concerned.
In the words of Agnes from Dispicable Me, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!" 8D
Hope ya'll liked. Next chapter will be out next week as always. TTFN, Ta ta for now.