ReaderBot3000 here! Finally chapter 4 is out, things are going to start to pick up from now on .I would like to say a huge thanks to "praeses " who agreed to be my beta reader and frankly has helped me a lot .My English sucks which is why I found "praeses" meaning from now on the story's structure will get better.I decided to give Buggy a more sadistic/psychaotic character while retaining his original main character ,I mean the guy was on Roger's ship! How the hell can he be so lame!
OnePiece is owned by Oda-sensie.I sadly and regrettably never thought of making pirates this cool ,because if I did then …*sighs*…I would have been called RedaerBot3000-sensei instead!
Mikey was walking down the street headed towards the noise he heard earlier. He was sporting a pair of white baggy pants with blue stars decorating his shins and a white, blue collared polo shirt as well as a pair of brown, low height boots. His head was clean shaven and his green eyes shone with life after finally getting some food. He heard some talking around the corner and saw a blood trail towards one of the houses he entered the house only to find an injured Zoro laying in bed.
"Oy! What happened, who did this to you?" shouted Mikey with rage in his voice as he stared at Zoro .
"Be quiet I'm trying to sleep," replied Zoro not even caring.
"Just tell me who did this and I'll leave you," said Mikey as he rubbed his forehead annoyed by Zoro's lack of seriousness.
"A clown," replied Zoro before snoring.
"Dammit take this seriously!" shouted Mikey only to be met with more snores.
Mikey was about to leave before hearing a cannon fire BOOM! He quickly realized that the house was going to get hit which made him grab Zoro by the arm and pull him towards the door. They both made it at the last second, the house was in rubbles and dust covered everything.
"Hey that's where Zoro is!" shouted Luffy from somewhere, which gave Mikey a direction to head to while inside the dust cloud.
"Relax Zoro's fine," said Mikey who had a cut on his forehead from shard of broken glass.
"What a relief" sighed Luffy.
"How are you two still alive?" asked Nami but more to herself if anything.
"That's it! I can't take this anymore!" shouted a man wearing some armor. "I am the mayor of this town, I helped build this town from NOTHING 40 years ago and I won't let it fall to their hands!" he screamed as he picked up his spear and started to head towards the bar.
"Hey wait that's reckless!" shouted Nami at the mayor.
"You think I don't know that!" said the mayor as he turned to face Nami with tears in his eyes. "But I just can't stand and do nothing while these bastards trample over my treasure."
Nami thought to herself and remembered Luffy doing the same thing to his straw hat when that stupid lion tamer attacked them.
"I like this guy," said Mikey as he laid Zoro down against a wall. "Stay here and get some sleep."
"Hey it's the naked old man from before! He looks different," said Luffy while looking at him.
"I'm not an old man! I'm twenty years old!" shouted Mikey. He then realized who was talking and something struck him, he didn't notice it before because of how hungry he was but now it was as clear as the sun. "WAIT it's you! you're the one that lady told me about before sending me here!" shouted Mikey in utter sock with eyes wide open.
"Help me!" shouted Mikey as he grabbed Luffy's shoulders and stared eye to eye "You're the only one that can help me with this damn curse!" .
"What curse! I don't know what you are talking about," asked Luffy while tilting his head as he is in utter confusion.
"What! You don't know?" said Mikey as he stopped shaking Luffy. "Do you remember what happened to you as a kid, how you died?"
"Ah that! Makino told me not tell anybody about it because they will think I am crazy," said Luffy while smiling.
"No, what happened was real, your body is just like mine that's why only you can do this," pleaded Mikey.
"What am I supposed to do in order to help you, I'm not giving you any meat if that is what you mean," said Luffy with a bit of anger in his tone .
"Don't you know how to use your powers?" asked Mikey
"Hmmmm?" asked Luffy still puzzled.
"I am sorry to interrupt your little talk but I am afraid that you are going to be dead!" shouted Buggy from the top of the bar while standing next to a cannon aimed at the Luffy and the others.
"Crap we have to get out of here!" shouted Mikey as he turned around to escape but then realized that Luffy wasn't moving .
"Fire the cannon and die a flashy death!" shouted Buggy as he pointed at Luffy.
"Hey Luffy," said Nami while shaking.
"Gomu Gomu no Fūsen" shouted Luffy as he took a deep breath and expanded into a big balloon. The cannon ball hit Luffy but then bounced back.
"So you are a devil fruit user," said Buggy as the canon flew back towards him not scared any bit.
"Yeah I am a rubber man," said Luffy while smirking "Did you forget my promise to take you down?" said Luffy as he patted is belly at the place of the impact while the bar in front of him exploded.
"So that's why you can't use them, you are just like me," said Mikey. "Well and you don't know how to use it anyway," said Mikey while sweat dropping.
"Come down here you pirate!" shouted the mayor ,but before he could say anything else Mikey grabbed his head and smashed it into the floor rendering the mayor unconscious.
"Why did you do that?!" yelled Nami.
"What? This?" asked Mikey as he pointed at the unconscious mayor.
"I knew it, all pirates are bad," said Nami while glaring at Mikey.
"But I'm not a pirate," said Mikey while sweat dropping .
"What? Then who are you?" asked Nami.
"You did a good thing naked man," said Luffy as he patted Mikey's back.
"Could you please stop calling me that, and my name is Mikey," he asked, slightly pissed at the name.
"Do you really think this is going to be enough to defeat me?" asked Buggy as the smoke cleared and everyone saw him hold two pirates as shields to protect him from the blast.
"Look what they did to our crew," said a man standing next to Buggy on a unicycle while holding a lion.
"I am so mad that words fail me, Straw Hat only your blood will be enough," said Buggy while throwing the two pirates away.
"Don't worry I shall avenge our crew," said the man as he threw the lion away.
"Get going then Cabaji," said Buggy as his hands that threw his crew reconnected.
In a split second Cabaji advanced with a sword towards Mikey who immediately dodged the sword hit by bending backwards. Cabaji didn't stop and kept hacking at Mikey only to keep missing as Mikey dodged every slash.
"You're pretty nimble," said Cabaji while gasping for air .
"I'm more than that," said Mikey as he pulled his fist backwards "With this hit you and your captain will be blown away," continued Mikey as he flew his fist in the blink of an eye at Cabaji.
The pirate couldn't dodge as the punch was coming too fast so all he did was close his eyes and brace for impact."Aaaaaaaah! " came a scream and Cabaji opened his eyes to see Mikey writhing on the floor with a look of incredible pain on his face.
"Hey! Naked man" shouted Luffy as he looked at Mikey on the floor.
"Well that was weird" said Cabaji as he raised his sword and was about to stab Mikey, only for Zoro to jump in at the last second and block his sword.
"Leave the swordsman to me," said Zoro as he glared at Cabaji.
"Luffy it's not safe for him here," said Zoro.
"Neither is it for you," replied Luffy but Zoro simply ignored him.
"Nami get him out of here," Luffy ordered with a serious tone as he pointed at Mikey and looked at her.
"S-Sure," replied Nami as she picked up Mikey's limp body and carried out of site. Mikey was conscious but too much in pain to do anything.
Nami carried Mikey to an alley and placed him down she looked at him and kept staring remembering what she saw.
Flashback
As Mikey's fist was about to connect red glowing symbols appeared all over his arm,the symbols which she couldn't understand glowed brighter until Mikey screamed in pain and collapsed on the floor. The symbols then began to fade away and got dimmer until they disappeared altogether.
End flashback
"That was my seal activating," said Mikey while leaning against the alley wall. The pain had become tolerable and he could start talking at least.
"Dammit, I didn't think it was this restricting," he muttered to himself. He then looked at Nami who was confused and shocked.
"Don't worry about it," he told her and tried to get up but couldn't as Nami placed here hands on his shoulders.
"Don't, you were screaming in pain a minute ago," said Nami. "Besides..."
She paused and ripped a piece of her left sleeve and started dapping his forehead injury as the blood started covering his right eye.
"Shit, I can't believe I became a liability!" shouted Mikey in frustration "I lost it all! I was stupid!" screamed Mikey to himself in self pity as he punched the ground.
"Hey you stay here, I'm going to check if there are any stitches somewhere," said Nami as she left Mikey and headed out of the alley.
-Luffy &Zoro-
"I'm getting real tired," Zoro said as he stood up .
"Haha of course, you lost so much blood!" shouted Cabaji as he laughed while riding on his unicycle.
"No, I'm getting tired of playing with you," said Zoro as he kicked Cabaji off his unicycle."Oni.."
"What?" Said Cabaji surprised by Zoro's reply. "Fine then you shall be defeated by my swords!" shouted Cabaji as he rushed at Zoro.
"GIRI!" shouted Zoro as he ran towards Cabaji at an insane speed and slashed him.
"To think that I..." said Cabaji as he coughed some blood. "Would lose to some trash" continued Cabaji as he fell unconscious.
"Not trash. But pirates," said Zoro as he collapsed on the ground. "Luffy I'm going to get some sleep." Zoro said as he closed his eyes.
"And I'm going to kick that big red nose in," Luffy said as he made a fist.
"So you guys are Pirates, AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BIG NOSE!" screamed Buggy after realizing what Luffy said.
"Yeah we are, and I'm going to steal that map of the Grand Line from you too," declared Luffy while pointing at Buggy.
"So that's your plan, that place isn't exactly for some nameless pirate like you," said Buggy as he smiled. "Are you going for a sightseeing tour or something? " asked Buggy mockingly.
"I'm going to be the Pirate King," replied Luffy in a serious manner.
"Hahaha, If you are going to be the pirate King then I'm God!" shouted Buggy while laughing.
"Enough with the lecture and let's get going," said Luffy as he grabbed his right shoulder and flexed.
"Seeing your straw hat reminds me of that impudent red haired guy," said Buggy with a more angry tone .
"Red haired! You mean Shanks?" asked Luffy surprised.
"Eh you know about him?" asked Buggy also a bit surprised.
"How do you know him?" asked Luffy.
"Hmm? I do know him but I didn't know you're interested," said Buggy
"Just tell me about him!" screamed Luffy.
"I'm not enough of a nice guy to tell you, even if it's your death wish," continued Buggy as grabbed daggers from his pocket and placed them between all his fingers.
"Looks like I will have to beat it out of you," said Luffy while smirking.
"Let's see if you can stop this!" said Buggy as blades came out if his shoes and his lower half separated and started spinning "Bara Bara Windmill" Shouted Buggy as his torso span like a saw and flew at Luffy.
Luffy jumped in the air but as he did so buggy threw daggers at Luffy.
"Let's see you dodge in the air!" said Buggy while smiling.
"Heh! That's easy," said Luffy as his arm stretched and grabbed a pole which he reeled himself into thus avoiding the incoming daggers.
"Interesting ability you got there," said Buggy as a grin began to form on his face not surprised by Luffy's ability.
"Your's too. Gomu Gomu no Pistol!" shouted Luffy as he stretched his fist at Buggy.
Moments before it made contact Buggy simply turned sideways to avoid the punch causing Luffy's arm to stretch past him.
"But your ability has a weakness," said Buggy as he took a dagger "Your arms can easily be cut while stretched like this, now suffer a flashy defeat!" shouted Buggy as he swiped his arms at Luffy's outstretched arm.
"Heh as if!" shouted Luffy as his stretched grabbed a window behind Buggy and launched himeself towards Buggy.
"Gomu Gomu no..." shouted Luffy as he flew at Buggy full speed with his left arm extended in order to clothes line Buggy. "KAMA!"
"Bara Bara emergency escape!" shouted Buggy as his head separated from his body making it float and dodge Luffy's attack.
-Nami-
After finding some stitches she rushed back to Mikey only to find the cut to have scabbed over.
'I really need to know what he is, ' thought Nami.
She was going to ask but realized that Mikey was sleeping. She decided to leave and head to the shack behind the destroyed bar in order to steal Buggy's treasure .as she headed there she heard Buggy scream "Bara Bara emergency escape" and was shocked by the sight. A man flying towards Buggy with his arm stretched 10 meters more than it should and another one have his head separate and reconnect as if it was nothing.
"H-how is it possible for such a fight," said Nami with eyes wide open in shock. "It feels just like a dream." continued Nami while hiding behind the shed and watching the fight.
"How dare you harm this hat, it is my most valued treasure!" shouted Luffy. Nami realized that scream must have been really loud since she heard it clearly all the way back here.
'Why is that so important to him?' thought Nami as she remembered when Luffy beat up the three pirates because they touched his hat.
Buggy then spat at the hat which made Luffy run angrily at Buggy, Nami noted that this wasn't the usual Luffy this one was mad and not cheerful.
"I better go inside the shed," She muttered to herself.
-Luffy-
"You bastard that's Shanks' hat!" screamed Luffy as he punched Buggy in the gut.
Buggy coughed up some blood from the punch but was relatively unharmed.
"So that hat is your treasure?" Buggy asked as he smiled and had a crazy look in his eyes."Men! ready the cannon!" shouted Buggy as he looked at the pirates lying in the rubble. "I know you're alive!" continued Buggy before turning at Luffy. the pirates then leapy up and began digging out the cannon from under the rubble.
"What are you planning?" Luffy asked as he picked up his hat and wiped the spit.
"I hate bastards like you that value trash like treasure!" screamed Buggy he then began explaining his relationship with Shanks."That red haired bastard made me eat a 100 million Beli fruit and robbed me from the chance of ever finding that treasure at the bottom of the sea."
"So he saved your life," said Luffy mockingly .
"Bara Bara 3-step canon!" shouted Buggy as his arm shot out of his shoulder and headed towards Luffy.
Luffy made a pose ready to block it, but halfway midair Buggy screamed and the arm from elbow downwards separated and flew even faster at Luffy.
"Crap this is too fast!" shouted Luffy as he was about to dodge it but then Buggy screamed "Choke " just as the arm was about to reach Luffy the wrist separated making it go even faster and grab Luffy by the throat before he could even dodge.
Luffy flew in the air and crashed into a nearby building causing it to get blown away from the impact and when the smoke cleared Luffy was floating above the rubble with Buggy's wrist choking him.
"Let go you big nose!" said Luffy while struggling.
"Shoot the cannon!" screamed Buggy.
"B-but sir your hand is still on him," said one of the pirates.
"It would get caught in the blast," said another pirate who was holding a torch ready to fire the cannon.
"I don't care!" screamed Buggy as he pointed his arm at the pirate holding the lit torch and shot it. "that bastard called my nose big!" the fist punched the pirate knocking him out.
"Stop you bastard!" shouted Luffy still struggling. "Crap this is bad, I can't use Gomu Gomu no Fūsen because he's choking me." Luffy said to himself.
"Not until you die Straw Hat, now die a flashy death!"
BOOM! The canon exploded after Buggy finished talking. The ball erupted where Luffy was and a huge cloud of smoke and dust formed. Luffy however bit Buggy's hand causing Buggy to yell and let go which allowed he to jump out of the way just in time.
"You got away straw hat," said Buggy as all his body parts reconnected. "Bara Bara Trampoline!" shouted Buggy which made his entire body from the torso and up to fly into the air allowing him to have a better look.
Buggy then noticed Nami carrying a bag of his treasure just outside the shed.
"Hey give back my treasure you thief!" screamed Buggy.
"No it's mine now!" said Nami while sticking her tongue out.
"Y-you BITCH!" screamed Buggy as he flew across the rubble to where Nami is.
"Aaah help!" Shouted Nami when she saw Buggy flying towards her, but then just as Buggy was about to stab her Mikey appeared between her and the clown.
"Out of the way baldy," shouted Buggy as he thrust his dagger.
"Shit!" said Mikey as he was too weak to block the attack causing him to fly away from the thrust.
"Is this how you treat me Nami?" said Buggy with a big grin as he floated near Nami with daggers in his hands.
"You're a pirate so I will steal from you!" shouted Nami while clutching the bag.
"Bara Bara Festival!" shouted Buggy as his entire body split into many pieces including the ones near Luffy. "I'll show you ho…" Buggy was interrupted when a punch landed on his cheek causing him to fly backwards and crash into the floor.
"I told you I'll kick your ass, Gomu Gomu no Rocket!" shouted Luffy as he flew towards Buggy.
"Straw Hat..." muttered Buggy as he gritted his teeth. "Reassemble!" shouted Buggy as all his body parts returned but he was shocked to find that all that came back to his head were his feet and wrists "What the hell happened!" screamed Buggy in shock.
"You should never mess with a thief!" said Nami while smirking as she tied the rest of body's parts with a rope.
"Hey give that back!" shouted Buggy .
"Thieves are so cool!" said Luffy while rummaging through body's pockets. "Ah! I finally got the map to the Grand Line!" shouted Luffy a he raised the map .
"You bastards, that's not fair!" shouted Buggy.
"Too bad," said Mikey after finally getting up from the rubble with a few small cuts here and there.
"Gomu Gomu no..." shouted Luffy as his arms stretched back
Buggy then smiled and started Laughing as hard as he can, "Kuhahahaha,you won this time Straw Hat" said Buggy as he stopped laughing and gave Luffy a glare. "But when I get you next time, I am going to.."
Buggy was then interrupted by Luffy."Bazooka!" shouted Luffy as he blew the clown away.
"Something tells me this is not the last of him," said Mikey as he sat where Zoro was sleeping.
"So you are finally going to join us?" asked Luffy while looking at Nami
"Like I said earlier, this is just a partnership," Nami said as she hugged the bag of treasure.
"Hey Luffy," said Mikey while looking at Luffy. "Do you mind if I join you?"
Mikey felt really awkward for asking that sort of thing from him.
"Sure!" replied Luffy right away breaking any awkwardness in the air. He knew Mikey was good he saved both Zoro and Nami earlier at his own cost .
"Yosh!" said Mikey as he pumped his fist in the air
"I'm going to wake Zoro up since there is nothing much else to do anyway," Mikey said as he walked to the back of a house where he placed Zoro after finding him sleeping during Luffy's fight.
"Hey wake up," Mikey ordered as he started slapping Zoro's head.
"Ah what is the fight over?" Zoro asked as he grabbed his head .
"Yeah Luffy kicked his ass!" Mikey said as he lifted Zoro and placed his hand on his shoulder to help walk. "Oh by the way, I joined your crew," he said while placing Zoro's swords around his waist.
"Is that so?" said Zoro with a smirk. He didn't particularly have anything against him.
"Hey get back here you pirates!" someone shouted from around the alley .
"I think that's our cue to leave," said Zoro .
"What do you mean?" asked Mikey.
"You'll see," said Zoro as he grabbed Mikey's neck knowing that he was about to be running soon.
"Ah Mikey, Zoro we're leaving!" Shouted Luffy as he ran past them.
"Wait why are you running?"Mikey asked as he stared at Luffy heading to the harbor.
"You idiot I still can't believe you told them we are pirates!"Nami shouted as she ran past Mikey as well .
"What the hell is going on?" asked Mikey as he stared at the alley from where both Luffy and Nami came from as he started hearing a loud mob noise approaching.
"Run," said Zoro without bothering to even lift his head.
"Wh.." Mikey was about to argue but then started running as fast as he can heading to the harbor when he saw the massive mob chasing after him.
"Haha," Zoro started laughing at Mikey's shocked and panicked face.
So some things got explained like why Luffy never talked about that incident when he was a kid and why he never really changed from the original Luffy strength wise. Things will be explained as we go further into the story but if you have any questions you can post them or PM me .Mikey Is a must in the story as he compliments Luffy's existence in this story as you will see how in the story, an OC also makes the story more interesting because if you are retelling OnePiece then why copy it word for word that's insane! Might as well read the manga instead.
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Beta read by praeses
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