Ok, I read a few of these, and also I got completely bored, and since I had writers block on my stories, I decided to make my own Not To Do list.
A List of 117 Things I Ashley Tisdale Must Not Do
I may not tell people I am the smartest female on Earth
Even if it may be true
I may not tell people Lucas is gay
I may not photo shop pictures to make it look like Lucas is gay
Even if I have photo shop hooked up
I may not schedule surprise press meetings at people's houses for five am
Or any other time before noon
Or any time after
I may not tell Zac that Vanessa is in love with him
I may not tell Vanessa that Zac is in love with her
I may not record their reactions to a video
I may not put said video on youtube and laugh
I may not sell said video to obsessed Zanessa fans
I may not trick Vanessa into saying Zac has a nice butt in front of Zac
I may not say Zac has a nice butt in front of Zac (even though he does)
I may not bribe my driver into making me late for work
I may not bribe Dylan and Cole into distracting the directors so I can be late for work
I may not tell Dylan that Brenda likes him
I may not tell the fans that Dylan and Allie (Agnes) are going out
I may not tell reporters that Zac and I made out
Even though we did once
I may not make my own Zashley videos and put them on youtube
I must not put any videos on youtube
I may not sneak into Zac's apartment after midnight
I may not put Zac in make up and a bra
Even if it brings out his eyes
I may not take pictures of Zac in said bra
I may not put the picture on the internet under Zac in training
I may not sneak into Vanessa's apartment and poor water on her bed
I may not wake her up at two am screaming my water broke
I may not tell people that Vanessa is having Zac's baby
I may not tell Zac that Vanessa is having his baby
I may not tell Zac that Lucas has a crush on him
Even though Lucas might
Ashley I do not
I may kill Lucas for writing on my list
I must not try to kill Zac for giving my phone number out to obsessed fans
I am not Spongebob
I may not go to people's houses and tell them I am
I may not go around screaming I'm a goofy goober
I may not kiss Zac in front of Vanessa to see her get angry
I may not say I was dared to do so
I may not tell Vanessa, Zac and I are engaged
I may not tell reporters Zac and I are engaged, unless it's April's Fools day
I may not lock Zac and Monique in a closet for four hours
I may not lock Vanessa and Corbin in a closet for five hours
I may not lock any of my co-stars in closets for hours
I may not scream when they do so to me
I may not talk in an English accent during televised interviews
Or any other accent for that matter
I may not talk in other languages to Zac just to confuse him
I may not tell people Corbin and I are dating
I may not tell people Corbin and Monique are dating
Even if he begs me
I may not give Dylan a picture of me for his birthday
I may not give Cole a picture of me for his birthday
I may not take Dylan and Cole on a cruise for their birthday
I may not take a cruise for their birthday and send them pictures from it
I, Ashley Tisdale, can not walk up to random people and say I love you
I, Ashley Tisdale, can not put fake love letters in Brian's (Arwin) dressing room and say they are from Kim (Carey)
I may not put fake love letters in Cole's room and say they are from Vanessa
Or any other girl I know
Including my mom and myself
I may not call Miley when she's shooting
I may not make Miley or Emily laugh during a serious scene
I may not visit the Hannah Montana set ever again
I may not tell reporters that Mitchell Musso is now dating Miley Cyrus
I may not tell reporters that Mitchell Musso is now dating Emily Osment
I may not tell reporters that Mitchell Musso is dating any of his co-stars
I may not tell reporters lies for my own personal amusement
I may not threaten my friends when they get me back for lying about them
I may not wake people up at early hours just so I can have company
I may not tell Miley that Corbin is crushing on her
I am not dating Daniel Radcliff
I may not tell people I am
Ashley Leggat is not dating Micheal Seater, (to the best of my knowledge), I may not tell people they are dating
I may not dress up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween
I may not make fun of Dora by doing so
I may not dress up as any Nick Jr. stars for Halloween
I may not dare people to dress up as Nick Jr. stars
I also can not pay people to do so
I may not use valuable interview time to teach people the Macarena
Or the chicken dance
Or the electric slide
Or any other dance that is not High School Musical related
I am not to climb the trees near the set
I am not to rip off branches and swing them at people
I am not to say I did so because I'm drunk
I am not to get drunk
I am not to get drunk with Zac
I am not to talk to Zac any where near happy hour
I may not insult Brenda unless it is written in the script
I may not destroy this list and feed it to Blondie
I may not feed Blondie the disgusting smoothies that Kim makes in the morning on practice days
I may not call Jesse McCartney five times a day for two weeks to see if he'll come to my birthday party
I may not plan my own surprise party
Even if I can do a really good fake surprised face
I may not steal peoples I-pod's and put them in other people's dressing rooms
I may not spend my time between scenes IMing with people on set
I may not touch my cell phone during filming days while on set
I may not leave set just so I can use my cell
I can not schedule a movie for any time near filming of The Suite Life
I may not tell people what happens in HSM2
Unless the movie has already come out
Which isn't until next summer according to the Disney executives
I may not complain about the movie taking forever to come out
I am not to eat any chocolate during breaks in filming
I am not to laugh while Brenda and Vanessa film scenes together
Even if Vanessa is doing her hyper, I'm-obsessed-with-London jump
I may not write my own scripts and replace the actual one with my version
I may not take a co-stars script and write notes as if the director did so
I may not laugh when people say things that are not scripted
I may not eat my weight in ice cream after the season filming is done
I may not eat my weight in chocolate after doing intense dance rehearsals and other things for musical productions
I may not eat my weight in any sweets of any kind
No matter how depressed I am
I may not do anything to this list
I may not stick this list in a jelly filled donut and try to trick Corbin into eating it
This list was written to make sure that I, Ashley Tisdale, never do any of these things again. Although I will go back to the Hannah Montana set and stay there until security drags me away
Signed, Ashley Michelle Tisdale
So what did you think of Ashley's list I was just really bored so yeah, R & R plez
