Ok, I read a few of these, and also I got completely bored, and since I had writers block on my stories, I decided to make my own Not To Do list.

A List of 117 Things I Ashley Tisdale Must Not Do

I may not tell people I am the smartest female on Earth

Even if it may be true

I may not tell people Lucas is gay

I may not photo shop pictures to make it look like Lucas is gay

Even if I have photo shop hooked up

I may not schedule surprise press meetings at people's houses for five am

Or any other time before noon

Or any time after

I may not tell Zac that Vanessa is in love with him

I may not tell Vanessa that Zac is in love with her

I may not record their reactions to a video

I may not put said video on youtube and laugh

I may not sell said video to obsessed Zanessa fans

I may not trick Vanessa into saying Zac has a nice butt in front of Zac

I may not say Zac has a nice butt in front of Zac (even though he does)

I may not bribe my driver into making me late for work

I may not bribe Dylan and Cole into distracting the directors so I can be late for work

I may not tell Dylan that Brenda likes him

I may not tell the fans that Dylan and Allie (Agnes) are going out

I may not tell reporters that Zac and I made out

Even though we did once

I may not make my own Zashley videos and put them on youtube

I must not put any videos on youtube

I may not sneak into Zac's apartment after midnight

I may not put Zac in make up and a bra

Even if it brings out his eyes

I may not take pictures of Zac in said bra

I may not put the picture on the internet under Zac in training

I may not sneak into Vanessa's apartment and poor water on her bed

I may not wake her up at two am screaming my water broke

I may not tell people that Vanessa is having Zac's baby

I may not tell Zac that Vanessa is having his baby

I may not tell Zac that Lucas has a crush on him

Even though Lucas might

Ashley I do not

I may kill Lucas for writing on my list

I must not try to kill Zac for giving my phone number out to obsessed fans

I am not Spongebob

I may not go to people's houses and tell them I am

I may not go around screaming I'm a goofy goober

I may not kiss Zac in front of Vanessa to see her get angry

I may not say I was dared to do so

I may not tell Vanessa, Zac and I are engaged

I may not tell reporters Zac and I are engaged, unless it's April's Fools day

I may not lock Zac and Monique in a closet for four hours

I may not lock Vanessa and Corbin in a closet for five hours

I may not lock any of my co-stars in closets for hours

I may not scream when they do so to me

I may not talk in an English accent during televised interviews

Or any other accent for that matter

I may not talk in other languages to Zac just to confuse him

I may not tell people Corbin and I are dating

I may not tell people Corbin and Monique are dating

Even if he begs me

I may not give Dylan a picture of me for his birthday

I may not give Cole a picture of me for his birthday

I may not take Dylan and Cole on a cruise for their birthday

I may not take a cruise for their birthday and send them pictures from it

I, Ashley Tisdale, can not walk up to random people and say I love you

I, Ashley Tisdale, can not put fake love letters in Brian's (Arwin) dressing room and say they are from Kim (Carey)

I may not put fake love letters in Cole's room and say they are from Vanessa

Or any other girl I know

Including my mom and myself

I may not call Miley when she's shooting

I may not make Miley or Emily laugh during a serious scene

I may not visit the Hannah Montana set ever again

I may not tell reporters that Mitchell Musso is now dating Miley Cyrus

I may not tell reporters that Mitchell Musso is now dating Emily Osment

I may not tell reporters that Mitchell Musso is dating any of his co-stars

I may not tell reporters lies for my own personal amusement

I may not threaten my friends when they get me back for lying about them

I may not wake people up at early hours just so I can have company

I may not tell Miley that Corbin is crushing on her

I am not dating Daniel Radcliff

I may not tell people I am

Ashley Leggat is not dating Micheal Seater, (to the best of my knowledge), I may not tell people they are dating

I may not dress up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween

I may not make fun of Dora by doing so

I may not dress up as any Nick Jr. stars for Halloween

I may not dare people to dress up as Nick Jr. stars

I also can not pay people to do so

I may not use valuable interview time to teach people the Macarena

Or the chicken dance

Or the electric slide

Or any other dance that is not High School Musical related

I am not to climb the trees near the set

I am not to rip off branches and swing them at people

I am not to say I did so because I'm drunk

I am not to get drunk

I am not to get drunk with Zac

I am not to talk to Zac any where near happy hour

I may not insult Brenda unless it is written in the script

I may not destroy this list and feed it to Blondie

I may not feed Blondie the disgusting smoothies that Kim makes in the morning on practice days

I may not call Jesse McCartney five times a day for two weeks to see if he'll come to my birthday party

I may not plan my own surprise party

Even if I can do a really good fake surprised face

I may not steal peoples I-pod's and put them in other people's dressing rooms

I may not spend my time between scenes IMing with people on set

I may not touch my cell phone during filming days while on set

I may not leave set just so I can use my cell

I can not schedule a movie for any time near filming of The Suite Life

I may not tell people what happens in HSM2

Unless the movie has already come out

Which isn't until next summer according to the Disney executives

I may not complain about the movie taking forever to come out

I am not to eat any chocolate during breaks in filming

I am not to laugh while Brenda and Vanessa film scenes together

Even if Vanessa is doing her hyper, I'm-obsessed-with-London jump

I may not write my own scripts and replace the actual one with my version

I may not take a co-stars script and write notes as if the director did so

I may not laugh when people say things that are not scripted

I may not eat my weight in ice cream after the season filming is done

I may not eat my weight in chocolate after doing intense dance rehearsals and other things for musical productions

I may not eat my weight in any sweets of any kind

No matter how depressed I am

I may not do anything to this list

I may not stick this list in a jelly filled donut and try to trick Corbin into eating it

This list was written to make sure that I, Ashley Tisdale, never do any of these things again. Although I will go back to the Hannah Montana set and stay there until security drags me away

Signed, Ashley Michelle Tisdale

So what did you think of Ashley's list I was just really bored so yeah, R & R plez