11/11/2006 22:41:00
Vanessa Anne Hudgens' Not to do List part 1
Disclaimer: of course I own High School Musical, and last night I was partying in my pent house suite in Hollywood with Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Cody Linley, Corbin Bleu, and Lucas Grabeel, then Zac and Ashley came over and we talked Kenny into putting me in HSM2
(sarcasm intended)
I may not go to random peoples weddings
Even if they are fans of mine
I may not say I object in the middle of the wedding
I am not to kiss the groom to see the wife's reaction
I am not to pants Zac during a scene
No matter how bad he was asking for it
I, Vanessa, may never, ever kiss Zac, Corbin, or Lucas in public
Especially when reporters are every where
Or worse Ashley who would talk more about it than all the reporters put together
I am not to tell Ashley any secrets involving myself and I certain brunette guy who I think is the absolute hottest man alive (besides Johnny Depp) because she never shuts up about Zanessa stuff
I am not to pull Ashley's hair when she kisses Zac just to bug me
I am not to push Ashley out of the car
Even if it is not moving
I may not dare Zac to go skinny dipping
I may not dare Ashley to go skinny sipping
I may not dare anyone to go skinny dipping
I may not go skinny dipping
Or think about doing it
Or think about other people doing it
I may not take a picture of Zac's butt and put online under the name a beautiful full moon
I may not laugh when Zac sees his butt on line
I may not scream bloody murder when Zac comes after me for doing so
I may not blame Ashley for taking the picture
I am not to hide behind Lucas when both of them come after me
I am not to flirt with Lucas in front of Zac to see Zac and Ashley get slightly angry
I am not to make my own Lashley stories and put them on fanfiction
Even if they aren't ALL lies
I am not Happy Bunny
I am not to wear Happy Bunny shirts to work
I am not to say Happy Bunny quotes
Or put posters all over my dressing room
I am not to say Corbin and Ashley make a cute couple
Even though they do
I am not to put pictures of the two online
I am also not to change pictures and make pictures of Zac and Lucas
I am not to push Lucas and Ashley in a closet and make them stay there until they 'proclaim' their 'love' for each other
I am not to ask what happened in said closet
I am not to give Lucas a knowing glance
I am not to pick up some money Lucas just happened to drop after this
I must never accept money from Lucas
Or Zac
Or Corbin
Or any other person no matter what
I am not to take money from people if they lose it in a bet
I am not to bet people
Or gamble
Playing cards count
Even though with my awesome skills it's not a gamble
I am not to lock Ashley and Corbin in a closet just to see what they do
I am not to scream when I open the door to find the two playing poker
I am not to suggest they play strip
I should never play strip poker
I am not to play strip poker with the extremely hot guys that work with me in HSM
I am not act Disney perfect one second and then wild the next
I am not to leave a track on Zac's I-pod telling him I love him
I am not to say I am in love with Zac
I am not to say that Zac is in love with me
I am not to get Zac drunk then tell people ridiculous stories oh what happened afterwards
I am not to get Ashley and drunk then leave her alone with Lucas
I am not to get any of my co-stars drunk just to watch them
I am not to video tape them drunk for black mail
I am not to steal Ashley's dairy and use it for personal revenge
I am not to steal Zac's 'journal' (which is totally a guy diary) and use it for black mail
I am not to scream when I see Ashley is mentioned more than me
I am not to hit him when he mentions things that friends should not say about other friends
I am not to kiss him when he says something super sweet about me
I am not to read his 'journall in any circumstances
Ok, there was V part one, I'm only putting on the first part right now because my friend is still revising the other part so sadly for update day I can only put on V part one tell me what you thought
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